30p for a slash in St Andrews!

30p for a slash in St Andrews!

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Kiltie

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7,504 posts

245 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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I had to pay 30p to go for a slash in St Andrews at the weekend.



They don't even state how long the ticket is valid for or if it's transferable.

haggishunter

1,315 posts

242 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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If that book started at 1 that's 280,000 pounds worth of slash!

al

Kiltie

Original Poster:

7,504 posts

245 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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haggishunter said:
If that book started at 1 that's 280,000 pounds worth of slash!

al
Thanks, now I'm going to have to estimate the likely diameter of the roll of tickets.

vladcjelli

2,962 posts

157 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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Just been on a visit back home to the Lake District, the toilets on the Glebe in Bowness cost 40p a visit.

So there, trumped.

P.S. Don't make a fart gag out of that.

P.P.S. Or that.

Kiltie

Original Poster:

7,504 posts

245 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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vladcjelli said:
Just been on a visit back home to the Lake District, the toilets on the Glebe in Bowness cost 40p a visit.

So there, trumped.
Wow! That's outrageous.

That's number two prices that is.

So ...

vladcjelli said:
P.S. Don't make a fart gag out of that.
I sit here alone,
I'm broken hearted,
Paid forty pence,
And I only farted.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

254 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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vladcjelli said:
P.S. Don't make a fart gag out of that..
I've heard if those, but how the hell do you get it airtight round your arrus?

Bohally

943 posts

146 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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Kiltie said:
I had to pay 30p to go for a slash in St Andrews at the weekend.



They don't even state how long the ticket is valid for or if it's transferable.
But had you gone half way along the hut is free.

And if it was locked... if you had gone even further along the beach the dunes are definitely free!

Kiltie

Original Poster:

7,504 posts

245 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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Bohally said:
... the beach the dunes are definitely free!
There was a queue.


mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

254 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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If they charge that much, I hope they provide someone to hold your todger...

jamesbeaumont

260 posts

121 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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They've been doing this for several years now. I remember going in 2012 and thinking it was ridiculous as the toilets were still pretty rank!

Kiltie

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7,504 posts

245 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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jamesbeaumont said:
They've been doing this for several years now. I remember going in 2012 and thinking it was ridiculous as the toilets were still pretty rank!
I hope you kept the ticket in case you have to go again.

SrMoreno

546 posts

145 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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If I remember right, the one on the high street in Aviemore charges more but has an attendant and a sign proclaiming it to be an award-winning toilet. To be honest, it has spoiled me and now any other public toilet feels like a step down.

Kiltie

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7,504 posts

245 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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Was the tail of the bogroll folded in a vee?

AmiableChimp

3,674 posts

236 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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Can you bulk buy a book of tickets for a discount?

What about trying to get hold of a matching roll and start touting them for 25p just down the road?

SrMoreno

546 posts

145 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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Kiltie said:
Was the tail of the bogroll folded in a vee?
Aye, and there was a knitted cover over the spare roll.

Kiltie

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7,504 posts

245 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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AmiableChimp said:
Can you bulk buy a book of tickets for a discount?

What about trying to get hold of a matching roll and start touting them for 25p just down the road?
I like it!

Kiltie

Original Poster:

7,504 posts

245 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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SrMoreno said:
Kiltie said:
Was the tail of the bogroll folded in a vee?
Aye, and there was a knitted cover over the spare roll.

jamesbeaumont

260 posts

121 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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Kiltie said:
I hope you kept the ticket in case you have to go again.
I scanned it in to my computer and printed out 100 copies on grey paper

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

254 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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jamesbeaumont said:
Kiltie said:
I hope you kept the ticket in case you have to go again.
I scanned it in to my computer and printed out 100 copies on grey paper
You're just taking the piss...

rossybee

931 posts

256 months

Thursday 17th April 2014
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No need to stand upon the seat,
The crabs in here can jump six feet

Eric, was it the chanties in the square beside Pizza Express?

Should've just nipped in there wink