Tell us something really 23 about your life (vol trivial)

[Johnny]

Morning.

Got my payslip for this month and can finally see the result of all the OT hours spent at work in June!

Very happy with that and looking forward to spunking the lot on booking a trip to Vegas for the 2 of us.

ION - I need to see the barber. Hair and beard need sculpting. Badly. Maybe able to make it Friday...

[DickyC]

Ali - it wasn't what you ate, it's a classic case of mirrorsmasheritis. Very nasty.

[ArtVandelay]

I can't stop thinking about a 997 turbo.

Damn you autotrader!

[Johnny]

Arranging an MOT for the bike...

The S1000RR will live!

I'm giddy at the thought of riding it after having driven nothing but the Yeti for a year...

Brain recalibration required.

[Foxeh]

ArtVandelay said:

I can't stop thinking about a 997 turbo.

Damn you autotrader!

So your going to change from a gentleman to a tt?

[ArtVandelay]

Foxeh said:

So your going to change from a gentleman to a tt?

From a tt into more a tt...

[Foxeh]

Hipsters aren't tts, they're just funny looking.

[Battyfine]

Odd feeling today, did someone slip something in my drink last night?

[Mobile Chicane]

Yeah, they spiked your vodka with... vodka

[Battyfine]

Mobile Chicane said:

Yeah, they spiked your vodka with... vodka

WTF? Who dared to give me vodka?!

[Adenauer]

Frau Adenauer is using my new A6 today. Just got an sms 'bought daughter Nr. 1 a double bed, it's in the car, on our way home now'.

I'm worried, REALLY worried.

[Impasse]

Battyfine said:

Odd feeling today, did someone slip something in my drink last night?

Did you neglect to rinse out the penis beaker?

[iva cosworth]

Impasse said:

Whoohoo! Iva, Iva, Iva. Yeahhh! Goooooo Iva!

Yay a fan at last !

although with the 13 hours that have passed,he may have cahanged his mind......

[Battyfine]

Impasse said:

Did you neglect to rinse out the penis beaker?

You know damn well I have my own glass...

[Johnny]

Lunch eaten. Couscous, chicken & spinach. Was nice, ta.

TdF on the big screen at work, pretty quiet here today. Which is nice.

[Council Baby]

S'up bhes?

[iva cosworth]

Yo CB there's a pub meet next week,not in the usual pub.

Everyone invited obv.

[Adenauer]

Back's to the walls, lads, goanywherecock's in the house

[Council Baby]

I don't think you're Iva's type addasoreringpiece

[DickyC]

There you are! I posted an APB inviting all and sundry to the Rubbing House in Epsom on Wednesday of next week. It went well for one of my invitations So far, it's iva probably, Batty possibly and me definitely.

And where were CB and JAYB, the Ronnie and Reggie of the Trivial world?

Nowhere.