Velominati Rule# 75

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ro55a

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705 posts

154 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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With the Sportive season in full swing its important that we observe and help others observe Rule # 75. It seems that many are not paying attention; Once you have completed your sportive, pat yourself on the back and the REMOVE your sportive number from the bike. DO NOT ride round for the next three weeks with it flapping about on your handlebars as you WILL look a dick. It's a rule of the Velominati gentlemen and too many are making the rest of us look bad.

yellowjack

17,077 posts

166 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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What rubbish!

Sportive numbers are the cycling equivalent of festival wristbands for students. You wear as many of them as possible, for as long as possible, until they rot off of their own accord, no?

confused

Steve vRS

4,845 posts

241 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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I remove the numbers off my bike but leave the timing chip sticker on my helmet. Am I guilty?

Steve

AnHorse

79 posts

185 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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Load of nonsense, who cares what other people do

ro55a

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705 posts

154 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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AnHorse said:
Load of nonsense, who cares what other people do
The Velominati cares wink

Jonnny

29,397 posts

189 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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Steve vRS said:
I remove the numbers off my bike but leave the timing chip sticker on my helmet. Am I guilty?

Steve
I've done the same, not any reason other than I've not taken them off yet.

Mr E

21,616 posts

259 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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I will admit to riding the mtb to work Monday morning with the numbers and mud from Sundays race still on it.

It looked awesome sitting next to all the commuter bikes.

I am aware this makes me unworthy of the pedals.

Rouleur

7,028 posts

189 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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Rule #75 is for race numbers. I would have thought that sportives are anathema to Velominati fans!

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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I take them off immediately after the event because aero. In fact I decided that the organisers only demand that they are located on the bars for photo identification purposes and I dont want a picture of me on a bike looking shagged at the top of a hill. I dont mind having a number on the bike in case of an emergency though so I bought one of these

Some people have no shame.

ro55a

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Friday 18th April 2014
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ro55a

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wink

TheInternet

4,716 posts

163 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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ro55a said:
the Velominati
rolleyes

gazza285

9,810 posts

208 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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Rouleur said:
Rule #75 is for race numbers. I would have thought that sportives are anathema to Velominati fans!
Try telling people that Sportives are not races, just expensive club runs and they get all uppity. There's people in our club train for the big Sportives and save the "best bike" for these days. Same people who are boasting on Facebook every Sunday evening about how far and fast the club run was, while the rest of us were out racing...

Rouleur

7,028 posts

189 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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I don't understand why people don't just go for a ride and save their money!

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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AnHorse said:
Load of nonsense, who cares what other people do
Do you care if someone goes to the shops in a track suit, or if you see some bloke walking around a town center without a top on.

It's about standards and elegance. Personally, I appreciate if someone goes to the effort of dressing up and looking smart, especially if they then take the same steps on, and with their bike. It's easy to scoff at these velo dandy riders in their finery, obsessing about minute details but I'd rather that than everyone going around looking a mess. hehe

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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Rouleur said:
I don't understand why people don't just go for a ride and save their money!
I think it's about taking part and being involved in a group activity. It probably dates back to tribal cooperative behaviour or something.

There's much more sense of occasion about being in a large cycling event than just going out and covering the same route on your Tod.


Rouleur

7,028 posts

189 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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It's fair enough if you need an incentive or to like ride with lots of other people, although the standard of riding I've seen from many sportive riders is pretty scary...

Mr E

21,616 posts

259 months

Friday 18th April 2014
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el stovey said:
It's easy to scoff at these velo dandy riders in their finery, obsessing about minute details but I'd rather that than everyone going around looking a mess. hehe
It doesn't matter how well I'm tuned out; after the second decent climb I look an utter mess.

Jayfish

6,795 posts

203 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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Mountain bike still has the number from last years Ride London on it and the blue bike park ticket.

astroarcadia

1,711 posts

200 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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anonymous said:
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Which one? The Cotswold Spring Classic is tomorrow and I'm riding.

It starts a few miles from my house so know the route well.

Will there be people who treat this as a race?