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Wacky Racer

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38,154 posts

247 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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OK,

Imagine you were appearing as a "contestant" on the next show.........

What brilliant business idea would you put before the Dragons, in order to secure some of their lovely cash to invest in a part share of your company?

Keep it clean........

johnaachen

668 posts

217 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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A cashpoint with a breathalyzer.

Bollycerb

430 posts

166 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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Diesel powered nuns?

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

279 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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A sawn-off shotgun and a fast getaway car.

backwoodsman

2,467 posts

129 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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johnaachen said:
A cashpoint with a breathalyzer.
Surely you mean Ebay with a breathalyzer.

Telomerase

164 posts

150 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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The electric eel powered robotic dogfish RC executive toy, requires a monthly subscription of dehydrated water capsules. £90k for 5%

slipstream 1985

12,220 posts

179 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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Hi Dragons, Firstly id like to introduce myself and PUT YOUR fkING HANDS UP IM TAKING THAT MONEY YOU HAVE LEFT ON THE TABLES INFRONT OF YOU!! YOU DEBRAH, PUT IT IN THE BAG NOW!!
"theo" ok im out
"peter" hmm im interested lets see where he's going with this....


andy-xr

13,204 posts

204 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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Like I'd tell you lot

Anyway, I wouldnt bother with Dragons Den, they seem to like taking a reasonable idea, mashing it up and lowballing for no real reason other than they think the people might be desperate. I cant think of anything really really good that's come from it, though Trunki makes me smile every time I see one at an airport

MarvGTI

427 posts

125 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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Not familiar with this programme at all, is it like that Donald Trump w*nkfest ?

Wacky Racer

Original Poster:

38,154 posts

247 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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MarvGTI said:
Not familiar with this programme at all, is it like that Donald Trump w*nkfest ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUwz6WT62OM

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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The Crack Fox said:
A machine that makes those smug, obnoxious wkers show a shred of grace, sincerity or modesty. We've put a man on the moon but I'm still not overly optimistic we can make Deborah Meaden do anything other than look at people like they're dogst.
This.
I know the obvious answer is "because it's just TV and they've got all the money too" but really.....what on God's earth gives them the right to be so condescending, patronising, arrogant and just plain rude (Peter Jones), sarcastic (Theo Poppodopolopolopodoslopodos) or aggressive (Duncan "I'll break your arms" Bannatyne)?
Drove past one of Angry Dunc's tennis clubs once.......shabby, run down dump of a place.

Edited by anonymous-user on Tuesday 22 April 20:27

MarvGTI

427 posts

125 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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Wacky Racer said:
Thanks for the link WR, though now I know I should not have asked smile

Ganglandboss

8,307 posts

203 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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slipstream 1985 said:
Hi Dragons, Firstly id like to introduce myself and PUT YOUR fkING HANDS UP IM TAKING THAT MONEY YOU HAVE LEFT ON THE TABLES INFRONT OF YOU!! YOU DEBRAH, PUT IT IN THE BAG NOW!!
"theo" ok im out
"peter" hmm im interested lets see where he's going with this....
Her head or the cash?

Mr Trophy

6,808 posts

203 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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johnaachen said:
A cashpoint with a breathalyzer.
hehe

Jasandjules

69,884 posts

229 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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Ayahuasca said:
A sawn-off shotgun and a fast getaway car.
Ah, Mr McIntyre, welcome...

OldSpice

353 posts

137 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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backwoodsman said:
johnaachen said:
A cashpoint with a breathalyzer.
Surely you mean Ebay with a breathalyzer.
Surely a phone with a breathalyser?

Wacky Racer

Original Poster:

38,154 posts

247 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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I have this idea for an easy opening bra, where the strap unbuckles at the back just by touching it with one finger...

Saves all that embarrassing fumbling by young teenage lads, whilst parked up in their dad's car down a dark country lane....

I reckon I would sell between 20,000 and 30,000 in the first year, and would pitch for £250,000 for a 10% share in my company..

slipstream 1985

12,220 posts

179 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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Wacky Racer said:
I have this idea for an easy opening bra, where the strap unbuckles at the back just by touching it with one finger...

Saves all that embarrassing fumbling by young teenage lads, whilst parked up in their dad's car down a dark country lane....

I reckon I would sell between 20,000 and 30,000 in the first year, and would pitch for £250,000 for a 10% share in my company..
"deborah" im out
"wacky racer" i can see that thats why iv pitched this product to you

Dog Star

16,131 posts

168 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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The Crack Fox said:
A machine that makes those smug, obnoxious wkers show a shred of grace, sincerity or modesty. We've put a man on the moon but I'm still not overly optimistic we can make Deborah Meaden do anything other than look at people like they're dogst.
I must confess that I have a filthy fantasy about Debirah Meaden dressed as a tight, PVC-clad dominatrix.

getmecoat

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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Three wheel drive reliant robin.