For the coffee table?

[HHHHHHH]

It's a joke surely? Some hilarious reviews though

http://www.lulu.com/shop/fotie-photenhauer/natural...

[rehab71]

[NathanJones]

along with :

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Semenology-Bartenders-Hand...

[gforceg]

NathanJones said:

along with :

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Semenology-Bartenders-Hand...

I've only got one thing to say to you...
You've been gone too long.

Sorry if this is a repeat.