Bikers are all undertaking W@nkers!!!!
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why are all bikers undertaking w
kers, seriously you all need to have a word with yourself why do you think its acceptable! who the fk do you's think you are.
so today whilst driving along in the taxi vrs on the A876 I was overtaking a car on my inside (dual carriageway)
im doing 75 ish and see a bike sitting right up my chuff. just as im past the car I fling on the indicator to pull to the inside lane, luckily I checked my shoulder to see the tt sticking it up my inside undertaking me! I should have knocked him off as im in a big box of steal but I didn't want to wash his insides off my awesome 7 year old swirly in need of a detailing paint job motor.
fk THIS I THINK, show some respect bh, do you know who the fk I am?! fk it I dropped the 254bhp/290pounds of torque REMAPPED BEAST down a few gears in hot pursuit of this down the next slip road to have a word.
he didn't stop, I knew I was up against a pro when I see he had a reg plate the size of a rizla skin hanging from his R6, my understanding is that these are only given out to the TOP, TOP, TOP riders.
he whoores it up the next section of road pulling away from me but not by much as I have the most powerful taxi in town, I see him coming up to the next section of corners and ive caught him on the brakes, he hacks away at the throttle like a blind woodsman, he couldn't rev match worth a st... sure enough he tip toes around the corners holding me back then come the next straight overtakes a line of traveling cars...and he's gone...fk im now going the wrong way.
seeing as I have little to no life I stored this up so I could vent It on pistonheads! The other half was incredibly impressed as you can imagine "if you had driven like this on a first date I wouldn't have got back in the car", obviously this means she would have wanted it right away after seeing how much of a God I am behind the wheel.
so why do all you bikers undertake like fking morrons, no wonder no one likes you, bunch of poofs dressing in leather and going out meeting other guys in car parks. just because you cant afford a car!
kers, seriously you all need to have a word with yourself why do you think its acceptable! who the fk do you's think you are. so today whilst driving along in the taxi vrs on the A876 I was overtaking a car on my inside (dual carriageway)
im doing 75 ish and see a bike sitting right up my chuff. just as im past the car I fling on the indicator to pull to the inside lane, luckily I checked my shoulder to see the t
t sticking it up my inside undertaking me! I should have knocked him off as im in a big box of steal but I didn't want to wash his insides off my awesome 7 year old swirly in need of a detailing paint job motor.f
k THIS I THINK, show some respect bh, do you know who the fk I am?! fk it I dropped the 254bhp/290pounds of torque REMAPPED BEAST down a few gears in hot pursuit of this down the next slip road to have a word. he didn't stop, I knew I was up against a pro when I see he had a reg plate the size of a rizla skin hanging from his R6, my understanding is that these are only given out to the TOP, TOP, TOP riders.
he whoores it up the next section of road pulling away from me but not by much as I have the most powerful taxi in town, I see him coming up to the next section of corners and ive caught him on the brakes, he hacks away at the throttle like a blind woodsman, he couldn't rev match worth a s
t... sure enough he tip toes around the corners holding me back then come the next straight overtakes a line of traveling cars...and he's gone...fk im now going the wrong way.seeing as I have little to no life I stored this up so I could vent It on pistonheads! The other half was incredibly impressed as you can imagine "if you had driven like this on a first date I wouldn't have got back in the car", obviously this means she would have wanted it right away after seeing how much of a God I am behind the wheel.
so why do all you biker
s undertake like fking morrons, no wonder no one likes you, bunch of poofs dressing in leather and going out meeting other guys in car parks. just because you cant afford a car! 
That is quite a rant!
However, rather than congratulate yourself for using proper observation skills which meant you avoided a collision and potentially someone's life, you've gone off on a road-rage fuelled pursuit of someone at (what we can only assume as you caught up the the motorcyclist) road speeds that are way in excess of the posted limit. You've already admitted doing 75ish at the time of the undertake which I'm sure none of us pistonheaders would bat an eyelid at, but appreciate is still in excess of the posted speed.
I can only hope you've had a nice cup of tea, calmed down and we can all share the road again like friends!
However, rather than congratulate yourself for using proper observation skills which meant you avoided a collision and potentially someone's life, you've gone off on a road-rage fuelled pursuit of someone at (what we can only assume as you caught up the the motorcyclist) road speeds that are way in excess of the posted limit. You've already admitted doing 75ish at the time of the undertake which I'm sure none of us pistonheaders would bat an eyelid at, but appreciate is still in excess of the posted speed.
I can only hope you've had a nice cup of tea, calmed down and we can all share the road again like friends!
When coming out of races in the mighty bongo campervan why don't bikers wave up when i fold my mirrors in and move in so they can cut thru the traffic?
Miserable sods (although if i rode couple hours to a track and had to stand around in my wet leathers all day i guess i'd be a miserable sod too)
Miserable sods (although if i rode couple hours to a track and had to stand around in my wet leathers all day i guess i'd be a miserable sod too)
Meh.
R6s are designed to be fair to middling round a track.
On the road their sole purpose is to scream like medium-paced wasps on the straights without actually accelerating away that much then hold up oil-burning- family cars come the slightest kink in the road.
Happens to me regularly but I don't seem to have the time (read can't be arsed) to rant about it on PH.
It wouldn't have happened if you'd stuck to the inside lane of course...
R6s are designed to be fair to middling round a track.
On the road their sole purpose is to scream like medium-paced wasps on the straights without actually accelerating away that much then hold up oil-burning- family cars come the slightest kink in the road.
Happens to me regularly but I don't seem to have the time (read can't be arsed) to rant about it on PH.
It wouldn't have happened if you'd stuck to the inside lane of course...
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