The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

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[budgie smuggler]

WD39 said:

In my last job, in the staff car park, there was 'BMW Corner', where they all used to park, taking two spaces, in case, one BMW owner said, 'Someone bashes into me when parking their, non BMW, motor vehicle'..

I don't think I'd be able to resist parking in-between cars doing that.

[rich888]

Driving into Nottingham a few days ago I noticed this undesirable parked up not too far from The Hutt pub on the A60.

Why not park your safety camera van on someone's front lawn, and hey don't worry about blocking the visibility of the owner pulling out of his driveway onto the main road!

Looking at these pics you might think the purpose of the positioning of this safety camera van is more for tax revenue rather than safety

Just hope the van isn't leaking any water or oil or the householder might be submitting a very expensive claim for damages, these houses do cost nearly £1m so I don't think the owners will be too chuffed with a safety camera van parked outside their house.

[N7GTX]

andyr30 said:

was plenty spaces to choose from...this was the closest 'space' to Costa coffee though

Aw bless. A Honda Jazz driver at his/her best. Sure it was Costa and not the Mobility Aids Centre?

[joe_90]

[HTP99]

There was a tannoy announcement asking that the car be removed:

[new_bloke]

This 'effort' spotted on Tuesday at Brooklands museum, surrey. The driver of this renault was occupying 2 out of the 4 available disabled parking spaces (they weren't all that wide and we need a bit of space to manoeuvre in). This meant that I had to unload my wife and her wheelchair onto pea gravel (the enemy of the wheelchair driver!). So, owner of CK07 ULH, you're a selfish bd, and if you're genuinely disabled then you are doubly so. Shame on you.

[anonymous-user]

HTP99 said:

There was a tannoy announcement asking that the car be removed:

"It's like people when they say Tannoy when they mean public address system. Tannoy is a brand name."

[new_bloke]

This 'effort' spotted on Tuesday at Brooklands museum, surrey. The driver of this renault was occupying 2 out of the 4 available disabled parking spaces (they weren't all that wide and we need a bit of space to manoeuvre in). This meant that I had to unload my wife and her wheelchair onto pea gravel (the enemy of the wheelchair driver!). So, owner of CK07 ULH, you're a selfish bd, and if you're genuinely disabled then you are doubly so. Shame on you.

[TR4man]

Stafford Services on Wednesday

[TR4man]

Also Stafford Services on Wednesday

[WD39]

budgie smuggler said:

WD39 said:

In my last job, in the staff car park, there was 'BMW Corner', where they all used to park, taking two spaces, in case, one BMW owner said, 'Someone bashes into me when parking their, non BMW, motor vehicle'..

I don't think I'd be able to resist parking in-between cars doing that.

Plenty did. Not me though, I was in my own, very lonely, 'Vauxhall Agila corner'.

[Vipers]

GravelMachineGun said:

HTP99 said:

There was a tannoy announcement asking that the car be removed:

"It's like people when they say Tannoy when they mean public address system. Tannoy is a brand name."

My mother in law always said "Get the Kodak" regardless of the make of the camera. The mature members of us would be quite comfortable with Tannoy.

[DickyC]

Tannoy: "Would-would the ow-owner of a whi-white B-B-M-M-Dub-Dub-Double You..."

Modern Public Address: "Wou - screeeeech - B-M - screeeeeech - k'you."

[HTP99]

Vipers said:

GravelMachineGun said:

HTP99 said:

There was a tannoy announcement asking that the car be removed:

"It's like people when they say Tannoy when they mean public address system. Tannoy is a brand name."

My mother in law always said "Get the Kodak" regardless of the make of the camera. The mature members of us would be quite comfortable with Tannoy.

The same as hoovering your house with a Dyson.

I never knew that about "Tannoy".

[irocfan]

HTP99 said:

The same as hoovering your house with a Dyson.

I never knew that about "Tannoy".

[iva cosworth]

The other front wheel is pointing straight ahead.

[Hackney]

Young couple parked up in parent and child bay. The woman thinks of her handbag as a child as that was the only thing on the back seat.

I'd call them lazy but there were normal spaces closer to the door so I'll go with stupid.

[drivin_me_nuts]

[Vipers]

A tard in Leeds, God give me strength, hope,he checked out the MOT as well