The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

The BAD PARKING thread [vol3]

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matchmaker

8,489 posts

200 months

Sunday 4th October 2015
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matchmaker

8,489 posts

200 months

Sunday 4th October 2015
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matchmaker said:
The plot thickens...(very) badly parked A3 has been there all day and the drivers window is partly open. It also doesn't exist according to DVLA or ASKMID.

Plod informed. Awaiting developments!

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

183 months

Sunday 4th October 2015
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matchmaker said:
the drivers window is partly open.
Time to buy a paintball gun and load it with dog poo. hehe

matchmaker

8,489 posts

200 months

Sunday 4th October 2015
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Liquid Knight said:
matchmaker said:
the drivers window is partly open.
Time to buy a paintball gun and load it with dog poo. hehe
coolcool Off to Amazon!

matchmaker

8,489 posts

200 months

Sunday 4th October 2015
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Latest - phoned Police Scotland expressing my concern that this car is causing an obstruction on a bus route as well as apparently not existing.

Reaction? "No available resources". Useless bds! No doubt they have plenty of resources to catch motorists doing 31mph in a 30mph limit.

Jezzerh

816 posts

122 months

Sunday 4th October 2015
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Set it on fire they'll soon pay a visit!

matchmaker

8,489 posts

200 months

Sunday 4th October 2015
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I should have said that a bearded guy of asian origin left it. Completely useless tossers.

slk 32

1,487 posts

193 months

Sunday 4th October 2015
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matchmaker said:
Latest - phoned Police Scotland expressing my concern that this car is causing an obstruction on a bus route as well as apparently not existing.

Reaction? "No available resources". Useless bds! No doubt they have plenty of resources to catch motorists doing 31mph in a 30mph limit.
Reminds me of that story where a man rings up the police to report a burglar breaking into his shed. The police response is that there are no available units in the area.
Two minutes later he calls the police back to say not to bother as he had shot the intruder.. 5 mins later 3 armed response units a dog van and the helicopter arrive

'You said you shot him' said the police
'You said no-one was available ' said the man..

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

179 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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This is one I spotted about five years ago.

Punching around 40 tonnes above his weight

JonoG81

384 posts

105 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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Jimmy Recard said:


This is one I spotted about five years ago.

Punching around 40 tonnes above his weight
Looks like sooty took a wrong turn some where laugh

Quikcurl

381 posts

156 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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Saw this recently as I went to get coffee. First time I've seen so many spaces used by one car (other than on here!) interestingly the car in front appears to have chosen their spot after the BMW despite many spaces away from what appears to be a terrible driver!

It's not even aligned to the tree-kerb!

rambo19

2,740 posts

137 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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If I was in the astra, I would of reversed about an inch from the bmw's drivers door.

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

179 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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rambo19 said:
If I was in the astra, I would of reversed about an inch from the bmw's drivers door.
I love that it wasn't just me who thought this instantly

How the hell do you manage to park like that? Surely it must be deliberately bad

Ikemi

8,441 posts

205 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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I thought this was pretty special ... Spotted at my workplace! No, he wasn't disabled either!


Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

179 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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Ikemi said:
I thought this was pretty special ... Spotted at my workplace! No, he wasn't disabled either!

Deserves a blue badge with abilities like that though.




A Blue Peter blue badge

kowalski655

14,635 posts

143 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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matchmaker said:
Latest - phoned Police Scotland expressing my concern that this car is causing an obstruction on a bus route as well as apparently not existing.

Reaction? "No available resources". Useless bds! No doubt they have plenty of resources to catch motorists doing 31mph in a 30mph limit.
You could have said someone was bleeding to death in it. Actually,no,that wont work smile
Jimmy Recard said:


This is one I spotted about five years ago.

Punching around 40 tonnes above his weight
"Wen I gwow up I wanna be just like my Dadda"

CoolC

4,216 posts

214 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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This just popped up on a local facebook page.


tdm34

7,367 posts

210 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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How about this for retarded?

Plenty of spaces, but numbnuts decides that the pavement is the best place to leave his pick-up......


hairyben

8,516 posts

183 months

Tuesday 6th October 2015
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Not a very illustrative photo so don't look like much, but it's this road here, a proper squeeze with cars parked tight:

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5597944,-0.17263...

As the last large enough remaining P&D space was opposite him I had to stick two wheels on the kerb on my side just so a car could physically pass between us, I actually only took the photo so if camdens parking ticket crooks fine me I could present it in appeal (although the scumbags usually just up the fine if you appeal) - ironically his pathetic abandonment of his bloated mum-wagen wouldn't have presented him the same issue.

I got back 20 mins later just in time to see him walking back and having the temerity to tut at the mirror which was now hanging off.... serves you right dickwad.. Seriously it's a cliche I know but if thats the best you can do buy an (old) mini...

S93

125 posts

142 months

Tuesday 6th October 2015
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CoolC said:
This just popped up on a local facebook page.

Jesus christ, what a tool
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