Terms or phrases that make your skin crawl

Terms or phrases that make your skin crawl

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Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

261 months

Thursday 24th July 2014
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'Electric bill'

banghead It's electricity.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Thursday 24th July 2014
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SOLUTIONS...

Any business with that in its name, I will not patronise.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Thursday 24th July 2014
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MAYO

It's mayonnaise, you Yankee 'tard.

Nikolai

283 posts

146 months

Thursday 24th July 2014
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'Shabby chic'

In the context of any old bit of crap furniture some bored housewife has slapped some Farrow and Ball or Annie Sloan paint on and is trying to off load it on Gumtree. Very prevalent in Bristol, for example gumtree bristol.

Hoofy

76,352 posts

282 months

Thursday 24th July 2014
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"My bad." punch

catman

2,490 posts

175 months

Thursday 24th July 2014
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"Rocked up." fk off!

Tim

PurpleTurtle

6,985 posts

144 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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mybrainhurts said:
SOLUTIONS...

Any business with that in its name, I will not patronise.
I was expressing the same sentiment in a pub conversation with a pal of mine during the World Cup.

How we laughed when he flipped open his wallet to give me his new '........ Solutions' business card!

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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Shades or as I call them SUNGLASSES!!!!!!

It's series NOT season.

It's wire NOT cord.

Tummy. Where did this childish term for the stomach come from. I am NOT five years old.

The one that is really annoying me at the moment is GB or UK stuck at the end of companies or charities.






PorkInsider

5,888 posts

141 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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mybrainhurts said:
SOLUTIONS...

Any business with that in its name, I will not patronise.
How about 'Strategic Team Group Limited' for a company name.

I laugh to myself every time I see one of their vans.

I can't be bothered to check what they do as a business, I just know I'd never go anywhere near them based upon the name alone.

PomBstard

6,773 posts

242 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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Not sure if these are in the list yet, as I think they might be peculiar to Australia, but when its gets a bit chilly, y'know, below 20C, people start to 'rug up' and when they're thinking of spending a shedload of cash on skiing, then they'll be off 'to the snow'.

Not sure why these have come around, we don't say we're off 'to the sand' or off 'to the surf' when we go to the beach. And neither do we 'rug off' when it gets warmer. Suffuce to say both phrases get on my threepennies.

cookmysock

844 posts

201 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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blindswelledrat said:
silverfoxcc said:
I personally think.....
Personally i think.....

Why not I THINK?
Unfair, I think.
I use that in circumstances where I am differentiating between fact and opinion when disagreeing. eg:
"I think that is wrong, the capital of Nigeria is actually Abuja"
"Personally, I think that you are wrong about thinking Liverpool is a nice place to go"
No,no,no. Personally i think the capital of Nigeria is N.

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

232 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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cookmysock said:
No,no,no. Personally i think the capital of Nigeria is N.
Jesus.

PorkInsider

5,888 posts

141 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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It infuriates me when people post "worst <insert inane description> thread ever", on PH.

I've seen it at least 3 times already today.

Idiots.

andy-xr

13,204 posts

204 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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Going Forward. You can always drop that from the sentence and it still has the same meaning, just with 2 fewer words.

Capri86

107 posts

140 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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"Rules of Engagement" in a business environment!

Talk normally we're not going to war FFS!

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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mybrainhurts said:
MAYO

It's mayonnaise, you Yankee 'tard.


DickyC

49,732 posts

198 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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I'm good

Squiggs

1,520 posts

155 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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When you're going out for a drink beer or it's your birthday and somebody you know that isn't joining you says .....

"Have a beer on me."

What exactly is the point of saying that!????????? mad

Thanks very much for your offer ..... drink ..... But on previous occasions when I've tried explaining to bartenders that somebody who's not with me has made the offer to pay for some strange reason it's never worked - and I always end up paying from my own pocket!! irked

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Saturday 26th July 2014
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New bloody buzzword...

I absolutely am

It absolutely is

They absolutely were

She absolutely did

SHUT UP, you sodding bunch of dumb sheep....irked

wiliferus

4,060 posts

198 months

Saturday 26th July 2014
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WhyAyeMan said:
My girlfriend calls pyjamas "jim-jams" and refers to her dad as "popsy".

I can feel my bladder frothing over every time she says those things.
Adults who call their parents 'mummy and daddy'. You're an adult FFS!! It makes me think the person (usually female) doing this is a born with a silver spoon in their mouth wrapped up in cotton wool type. My lad is 3 and he calls me dad.