Terms or phrases that make your skin crawl

Terms or phrases that make your skin crawl

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don logan

3,520 posts

222 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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Having read through 22 pages of things that make your skin crawl I`m ready to smash things!

TobyLerone

1,128 posts

144 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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The single worst of all...

"Life hacks"

No, it's not a fking "life hack", it's a smart way of doing something. The rise of the weak, spineless, stupid generation...

(And I'm well aware of the irony posting my rants on to an online forum....)

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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Me and xxx went to...

Squiggs

1,520 posts

155 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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Tony2or4 said:
Squiggs said:
"I'm going to go to the shop."
No you're not! You're simply "going to the shop"!
I don't see your objection to this one.

Whereas 'I'm going to go to the shop' is future tense, 'I'm going to the shop' is present tense, so it has a completely different meaning.



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Edited by Tony2or4 on Tuesday 29th July 09:10
I disagree - If you're going somewhere (either future or present tense) you can't also go somewhere.

It should be 'I'm going to the shop soon' or I'm going to the shop now'

Present tense - I'm going to go and visit my brother - now = Wrong.
Present tense - I'm going to visit my brother - now = Correct.
Future tense - I'm going to go to and visit my brother - tomorrow = Wrong.
Future tense - I'm going to visit my brother - tomorrow = Correct.


Saying '... going to go ....' is grammatically incorrect (it's a bit like the double negative thing - E.g. He didn't see nothing) and saying it without any further explanation could imply either present or future tense.

But I guess this isn't the 'Grammatically incorrect phrases that make your skin crawl' thread wink



  • Even using it the past tense (E.g. 'I was going to go to the shops - but ...) is wrong.
'I was going to the shops - but ...' = correct







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KM666

1,757 posts

183 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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Company specific phrase: using 'huddle' instead of staff meeting. Making it sound like we're all high fiving each other afterwards.

torqueofthedevil

2,074 posts

177 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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Only ever heard people from Leeds say this but, when they agree with something you say and they say, "not many"!

E.g.

- it'll take you ages to do that!
- not many!

torqueofthedevil

2,074 posts

177 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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Also - "off of"

E.g It's either

Off the tv
Or
Best of the team

Not off of the tv
Or
Best off of the team!

Doesn't make sense. It's an Americanism which I remember hearing Scott mills on radio 1 use years ago - now there's loads at it

Squiggs

1,520 posts

155 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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torqueofthedevil said:
Only ever heard people from Leeds say this but, when they agree with something you say and they say, "not many"!

E.g.

- it'll take you ages to do that!
- not many!
Not heard that for ages. About 30 years ago (in Essex) I used to hear 'Not many Benny' - which used to get shortened.

Tony2or4

1,283 posts

165 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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Squiggs said:
Tony2or4 said:
Squiggs said:
(Comment about 'going to go')
(Opposite point of view)
I disagree - If you're going somewhere (either future or present tense) you can't also go somewhere.

It should be 'I'm going to the shop soon' or I'm going to the shop now'

Present tense - I'm going to go and visit my brother - now = Wrong.
Present tense - I'm going to visit my brother - now = Correct.
Future tense - I'm going to go to and visit my brother - tomorrow = Wrong.
Future tense - I'm going to visit my brother - tomorrow = Correct.


Saying '... going to go ....' is grammatically incorrect (it's a bit like the double negative thing - E.g. He didn't see nothing) and saying it without any further explanation could imply either present or future tense.

  • Even using it the past tense (E.g. 'I was going to go to the shops - but ...) is wrong.
'I was going to the shops - but ...' = correct
I think you're wrong here, Squiggs.

I agree that your two 'going to go and visit' examples, with the extra verb following the 'go', just sound inane - but they're fundamentally different from 'I'm going to go to the shop'.

In contexts like the 'shop' example, I'm going to is being used synonymously with I will (or even I am intending to), whereas the subsequent go is being used in its literal sense of 'to travel somewhere' - and admittedly when you get both of these different meanings of the verb to go together in the same sentence, then 'going to go' can sound strange - but that doesn't make it grammatically incorrect.

If you adjust 'I'm going to go to the shop' to 'I'm intending to walk to the shop' then it makes perfect sense.

As another example, the sentence 'When I reach the M61, I will drive very quickly' could be phrased as 'When I reach the M61, I'm going to go very quickly' - and again it makes perfect sense.


Strictly speaking, the sentence 'I'm going to the shop soon' is wrong, because it's using a present tense to express a future action: it should be 'I will be going to the shop soon' (though this is the sort of grammatical mistake we all make all the time in everyday conversation).


'I was going to go to the shops - but ...': means the same as 'I was intending to walk to the shop but..', whereas 'I was going to the shops - but ...' means 'I was actually en route to the shop, but...': both of these are correct - they just convey different meanings.

SteveC72

155 posts

145 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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CarlT said:
The other one is "Guys" - when someone is sending to a group or presenting to a group. So, annoying!
I can't be doing with that at all.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Im3Zj9ZBsyU


mug81

256 posts

144 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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SteveC72 said:
I can't be doing with that at all.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Im3Zj9ZBsyU
"Guys"
"All good"
"At the end of the day"
"To be honest"
"Not being funny, but"
"Doth thy cap"
"Totally swamped"
"CC me in"
"No I in team"
"Just so we're all on the same page"

All I'm sure have come up already, but tbh I'm totally swamped so just dropping them in again CC style so we're on the same page

rageragerage


motco

15,953 posts

246 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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torqueofthedevil said:
Also - "off of"

E.g It's either

Off the tv
Or
Best of the team

Not off of the tv
Or
Best off of the team!

Doesn't make sense. It's an Americanism which I remember hearing Scott mills on radio 1 use years ago - now there's loads at it
It's not an Americanism, it's a south of England thing of very long standing. 'Off the TV' means it's not on the TV; i.e. it's been withdrawn. 'Off of the TV' means that it has been lifted from television, or copied from a programme. Perfectly logical.

Off of my car means that I removed it and here it is. Off my car means it's no longer on it. Subtle, but different.

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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"lookey-likey" - dreadful children's TV corruption of "look-alike"

and "amount of people" only applies if they're minced or you're loading them with shovels or pitchforks.

schmunk

4,399 posts

125 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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torqueofthedevil said:
Also - "off of"

E.g It's either

Off the tv
Or
Best of the team

Not off of the tv
Or
Best off of the team!

Doesn't make sense. It's an Americanism which I remember hearing Scott mills on radio 1 use years ago - now there's loads at it
Scott Mills does it on purpose. Others are imbeciles.

arfur sleep

1,166 posts

219 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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schmunk said:
Scott Mills does it on purpose. Others are is an imbeciles.
fixed that for you

Hackney

6,841 posts

208 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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Squiggs said:
  • Even using it the past tense (E.g. 'I was going to go to the shops - but ...) is wrong.
'I was going to the shops - but ...' = correct
Nope.

"I was going to the shops but...." implies the decision as made en route.
"I was going to go to the shop but...." means the decision to do something else was made before actually leaving to go to the shops

Hackney

6,841 posts

208 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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"Save up to half price".

No! Something is half price. You can't save the thing that is the price.
Save 50% yes.

Had many and long arguments with a woman I worked for at DSG many years ago.

don logan

3,520 posts

222 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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A story on the news this morning quoted HSBC as having said that they have closed some people`s accounts due to being "outside of their risk appetite"!

RISK APPETITE?????????????????????????????????

I may not be in banking but surely those words have been put together by an utter wker?

8Ace

2,682 posts

198 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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marshalla said:
"lookey-likey" - dreadful children's TV corruption of "look-alike"
Rather.

In a similar vein, people who pronounce vice-versa as vicer-versa. s the lot of them.

Others =

"I'll send you an invite"

"I was laying down"

Anything said by Ed Balls ever

don logan

3,520 posts

222 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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Vice Versa has just reminded me of "vicous cycle" rather than circle!

"Ping me" winds up too!

Edited by don logan on Wednesday 30th July 12:04