Sex Excuse Spreadsheet
Discussion
A husband has made an Excel spreadsheet of all his wife's excuses for not having sex. She, apparently, is not too chuffed by this.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/relationships/10979...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/relationships/10979...
G0ldfysh said:
Still he saved himself the effort of asking anymore.
him: Shall we have sex?
her: After that excel spreadsheet? No chance!!!
Following day
him: Shall we have sex?
her: See yesterday
And repeat until
a) they can both laugh about it,
b) never.
I'm betting on option (b)
Well, if you're wanting to raise an issue about lack of intimacy in a relationship, there might be better ways to do it. But he certainly got her attention.him: Shall we have sex?
her: After that excel spreadsheet? No chance!!!
Following day
him: Shall we have sex?
her: See yesterday
And repeat until
a) they can both laugh about it,
b) never.
I'm betting on option (b)
mjb1 said:
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. I gave up asking years ago.
Perhaps he should have tried responding to her rebuttals with "well you won't mind if I just lie here and have a wk then"!
Pretty much what I did with my ex! (Although fairly recently, oops!). She didn't want it, so decided to have a wk to a video she had sent me laying next to her xD. Perhaps he should have tried responding to her rebuttals with "well you won't mind if I just lie here and have a wk then"!
G0ldfysh said:
Still he saved himself the effort of asking anymore.
him: Shall we have sex?
her: After that excel spreadsheet? No chance!!!
Following day
him: Shall we have sex?
her: See yesterday
And repeat until............
At least he could write a formula to handle that.him: Shall we have sex?
her: After that excel spreadsheet? No chance!!!
Following day
him: Shall we have sex?
her: See yesterday
And repeat until............
=$C$33
copy paste down the rest of the column.
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