rant - Mayonnaise WTF!!!

[AA999]

What the feck is it with mayonnaise on everything?
The choice of just about every fecking sandwich or salad option! (not that I opt for the salad, I'm not limp wristed!)

But for sandwiches, there is the choice of fecking mayonnaise flavoured chicken, fecking mayonnaise flavoured beef, fecking mayonnaise flavoured prawn....etc. et.f'ing.c.

Went in to a local sandwich shop at lunch time today and asked for a PLAIN chicken, lettuce and tomato sandwich in a brown bun.
They made it and wrapped it up....I checked through the wrapping before paying but could see no evidence of a mis-order.....but now on opening the fecking thing I see fecking mayonnaise all over the chicken, which has also infiltrated the lettuce and tomato.....for FECK SAKE!

Why do we have to specify not to have mayonnaise on stuff when we order....why is mayonnaise no longer on the option list for those that wish to have it instead of it being fecking mandatory!!!!

Those fecking french and their fecking additions to the food industry!!!


You can see how my day has been going so far for me to rant about fecking mayonnaise !
Bring on 6pm!

[Battyfine]

I feel your pain. It does leave even supermarket sandwiches somewhat limited.

[morgs_]

3/10

No inventive use of the English language, didn't even provoke the PH filter.

[MrMoonyMan]

I'm no fan. But if it's not on my dipstick I'll not complain..

[ewenm]

Purity14 said:

fking hellmann.

[Mr Roper]

[EmmaJ]

ewenm said:

Purity14 said:

fking hellmann.

Have another

OP I feel your pain I hate mayo too

[vx220]

Mayo is condiment of the gods!

(not for fish finger sandwiches, of course. Only salad cream will do for the mighty ffs!!!)

[markiii]

it allows them to use smaller sttier meat/fish and still make the sandwich look full

[BoRED S2upid]

Whoa! Who puts mayo with beef? Name and Shame as that's disgusting the filthy animals. Chicken, tuna, egg, prawn ok but beef!!!

[Sammo123]

BoRED S2upid said:

Whoa! Who puts mayo with beef? Name and Shame as that's disgusting the filthy animals. Chicken, tuna, egg, prawn ok but beef!!!

Corned beef, mayo and cucumber sandwiches are gooooood!

[mybrainhurts]

AA999 said:

fecking mayonnaise !

You'll get sticky, doing that.

[simoid]

Quite sure this was on 5 Live's moan in or equivalent a few weeks (months?) ago...

[mybrainhurts]

EmmaJ said:

mayo

Well, at least we got in several posts before Americanese reared its ugly head.

It's mayonnaise, you 'tard...

[HarryFlatters]

I like mayonnaise.

Especially on chips

[HTP99]

BoRED S2upid said:

Whoa! Who puts mayo with beef? Name and Shame as that's disgusting the filthy animals.

I do; there is a local butchers near work and they do a fantastic rare beef bap, if my colleague goes on the "bap run" he refuses to ask for mine to have mayonnaise in.

I absolutely love mayonnaise.

[calibrax]

Mayonnaise on beef is a HUGE no-no. Horseradish or nothing.

[EmmaJ]

mybrainhurts said:

EmmaJ said:

mayo

Well, at least we got in several posts before Americanese reared its ugly head.

It's mayonnaise, you 'tard...

Call it what you like all I know is I flippin' hate the stuff

[LordGrover]

calibrax said:

Mayonnaise on beef is a HUGE no-no. Horseradish or nothing.

Horseradish if hot.
English mustard if cold.
Mayonnaise never.

[Shaoxter]

Mayonnaise is good with pretty much everything. Especially if it's full fat

Always used to have chips with ketchup but switched to mayonnaise after watching Pulp Fiction... (and going to Belgium)