Crack shaving

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croyde

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22,701 posts

229 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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OK last week I was bored and I'm a hairy bugger plus with an invite to a party where there will be lots of attractive women I decided to attend to the man garden.

A rare event but then so is getting invited to parties with women under 35 biggrin

Stupidly I took it a step too far and decided to attempt to shave sac and crack. A few days later the sac is OK but boy is my crack in a mess. Anyhow I decided, as you do, to go on-line to see what I may have done wrong when I came across this, which with comedic effect explains exactly how I am suffering (Bar the smelly bit, I must add).

If you need a laugh, read on.

http://leedeth.wordpress.com/2006/12/03/do-not-sha...

Vanya

2,058 posts

243 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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rofl

Surely this'll be closed sharpish... wink


ZOLLAR

19,908 posts

172 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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That's right up there with ajcj's "first night with a cutie"

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...


Brilliant OP


hehe

Quhet

2,409 posts

145 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Why don't women get sweaty bums then? confused

Petrolhead95

7,043 posts

153 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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roflrofl

Brigand

2,544 posts

168 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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First time you shave your crack, yeah it'll itch like hell when it starts to grow back, but keep on top of it and you'll have zero problems from then on.

I've been doing my sack-n-crack for years now (the ladies seem to appreciate it) and I don't recall having any issues like the fella in the OP's link, I guess he got unlucky!

If you plan on keeping it shaved, just make sure you do it every week or so, and you'll have no problems from then on...

TheRealFingers99

1,996 posts

127 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Never done it, but mountaineers and cyclists seem to use something like Nairn (a hair removal cream).

Be very clean (bidet recommended) and always use a new razor. Infection is common, or so I'm told.

Digger

14,588 posts

190 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Razor not to be recommended, as hair is generally pulled away from, skin, cut and the remaining hair sinks below the skin's surface, increasing the chance of ingrowing hairs. I've had more success since switching to a Philips BodyGroom, which trims the hair shorter and then uses a foil cutter to cut the hair flush with the skin surface.

eta http://www.amazon.co.uk/Philips-TT2040-Rechargeabl...

s p a c e m a n

10,752 posts

147 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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How the fk do you shave your own crack? Do you stand over a mirror or something, don't you need 3 hands for this?

Front bit and balls then yeah, back bit... wtf??!?

Brigand

2,544 posts

168 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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s p a c e m a n said:
How the fk do you shave your own crack? Do you stand over a mirror or something, don't you need 3 hands for this?

Front bit and balls then yeah, back bit... wtf??!?
Squat down in the shower! Not a pleasant image but it works, and you don't need a mirror, you work by feel / orientation of the razor.

PHmember

2,487 posts

170 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Brigand said:
Squat down in the shower! Not a pleasant image but it works, and you don't need a mirror, you work by feel / orientation of the razor.
The words 'fk' & 'that' spring to mind...

s p a c e m a n

10,752 posts

147 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Squat in the shower and shave your ring blind with a bic?

You're off your fking rocker mate.

GTIR

24,741 posts

265 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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You also save money on toilet paper. yes

lord trumpton

7,320 posts

125 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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I'm struggling to see how shaving your crack is something to consider doing when out on the lash or to a party or whatever?

Would a woman be impressed if you told her that your crack was freshly shaven?

Also if you are the hairy type and have sufficient undergrowth to make an argument for shaving, surely the rest of you would need a shave for fear of looking like one of those baboons with the red arse?


226bhp

10,203 posts

127 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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croyde said:
OK last week I was bored and I'm a hairy bugger plus with an invite to a party where there will be lots of attractive women I decided to attend to the man garden.

A rare event but then so is getting invited to parties with women under 35 biggrin

Stupidly I took it a step too far and decided to attempt to shave sac and crack. A few days later the sac is OK but boy is my crack in a mess. Anyhow I decided, as you do, to go on-line to see what I may have done wrong when I came across this, which with comedic effect explains exactly how I am suffering (Bar the smelly bit, I must add).

If you need a laugh, read on.

http://leedeth.wordpress.com/2006/12/03/do-not-sha...
You go to parties where women under the age of 35 check your bottom out to see if it's shaved? laugh

Brigand

2,544 posts

168 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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s p a c e m a n said:
Squat in the shower and shave your ring blind with a bic?

You're off your fking rocker mate.
Maybe so, but I've been doing it over ten years now and have yet to draw blood!

devnull

3,745 posts

156 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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I had an ex with a hairy ahole. I was mortified. She's an ex for a reason.

Pit Pony

8,265 posts

120 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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No way.

Bebee

4,678 posts

224 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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lord trumpton said:
I'm struggling to see how shaving your crack is something to consider doing when out on the lash or to a party or whatever?

Would a woman be impressed if you told her that your crack was freshly shaven?

Also if you are the hairy type and have sufficient undergrowth to make an argument for shaving, surely the rest of you would need a shave for fear of looking like one of those baboons with the red arse?

Can I withdraw cash from there? ATM tongue out

theshrew

6,008 posts

183 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Brigand said:
Maybe so, but I've been doing it over ten years now and have yet to draw blood!
Snap nothing to worry about.