I've been with a feminist

I've been with a feminist

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mybrainhurts

Original Poster:

90,809 posts

254 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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For three hours today....irked

I'm into feminism to make life better for women

No, dear, you're into feminism because you're grossly overweight, you're ugly and you're hairy.

You might not like it, but it's a fact that women and men are equal

OK, then, here's an over-ripe melon. Stick your cock in that and tell me how it feels....




Any road up....it's now 23.08.

I think she's outside in the bushes with a knife. What should I do?

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

238 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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Take her to Hooters for a succulent beef patty?

Impasse

15,099 posts

240 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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Invite her in, she fancies you.



Then reject her.

Shaolin

2,955 posts

188 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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mybrainhurts said:
you're grossly overweight, you're ugly and you're hairy.
Niche dating site?

southendpier

5,254 posts

228 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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Most men aren't equal with other men and are they are fairly happy with their lot.

why wimmin want to join in I have no idea. We should accept and indeed celebrate differences

Ki3r

7,805 posts

158 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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Send her my way, she appears normal compared to my ex!

ChemicalChaos

10,360 posts

159 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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Where's Council Baby when you need him?

Council Baby

19,741 posts

189 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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ChemicalChaos said:
Where's Council Baby when you need him?
I went on a date with a feminist about 10 days ago:

It lasted under 5 minutes. She turned up, spilled the glass of wine I'd bought her (double standards there) over herself, then got the strop when I said 'I didn't expect to make you wet that quickly', and buggered off.

Shame, it could have been good sport.


Triumph Man

8,670 posts

167 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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mybrainhurts said:
For three hours today....irked

I'm into feminism to make life better for women

No, dear, you're into feminism because you're grossly overweight, you're ugly and you're hairy.

You might not like it, but it's a fact that women and men are equal

OK, then, here's an over-ripe melon. Stick your cock in that and tell me how it feels....




Any road up....it's now 23.08.

I think she's outside in the bushes with a knife. What should I do?
You've told us you were with a feminist, but WHY were you with a feminist?

Dog Star

16,079 posts

167 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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I remember on about my third date with Mrs DS back in about 1995; I lived with my mum and dad and my mum hadn't ironed the shirt I wanted so I took it along with me (I was staying over at Mrs DSs). So I got there and she started ironing her blouse to go out, as luck would have it. So I chimed in "could you do this for me while you're at it?". She refused mad It's not like she wasn't ironing anyway.

She nearly blew it that night. Lucky for her that I saw past her raging feminism and saw the massive norks and front loading wonderbra.

BreakingBad

325 posts

116 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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Dog Star said:
I remember on about my third date with Mrs DS back in about 1995; I lived with my mum and dad and my mum hadn't ironed the shirt I wanted so I took it along with me (I was staying over at Mrs DSs). So I got there and she started ironing her blouse to go out, as luck would have it. So I chimed in "could you do this for me while you're at it?". She refused mad It's not like she wasn't ironing anyway.

She nearly blew it that night. Lucky for her that I saw past her raging feminism and saw the massive norks and front loading wonderbra.
No, no. I think what you meant to say was "Lucky for her I couldn't see past the massive norks and front loading wonderbra to the raging feminist behind."

Nezquick

1,453 posts

125 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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Council Baby said:
I went on a date with a feminist about 10 days ago:

It lasted under 5 minutes. She turned up, spilled the glass of wine I'd bought her (double standards there) over herself, then got the strop when I said 'I didn't expect to make you wet that quickly', and buggered off.

Shame, it could have been good sport.
laugh

stuartmmcfc

8,653 posts

191 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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Triumph Man said:
mybrainhurts said:
For three hours today....irked

I'm into feminism to make life better for women

No, dear, you're into feminism because you're grossly overweight, you're ugly and you're hairy.

You might not like it, but it's a fact that women and men are equal

OK, then, here's an over-ripe melon. Stick your cock in that and tell me how it feels....




Any road up....it's now 23.08.

I think she's outside in the bushes with a knife. What should I do?
You've told us you were with a feminist, but WHY were you with a feminist?
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More importantly, why were you out with a fat, hairy and ugly feminist?





Pervert!

MikeOxlong

3,112 posts

188 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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I always find it amusing how women that call themselves feminists are nearly always 20 stone cave bears with a serious attitude problem. Then the women who do actually want equality are just getting on and doing it, without needing to stamp their feet and blame everything on us bd men.

Jasandjules

69,825 posts

228 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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mybrainhurts said:
You might not like it, but it's a fact that women and men are equal
Ok, you go pee up that wall and I'm just off to have a baby.

Why don't some people accept we are different, nature has made us this way, we can't help it...

832ark

1,224 posts

155 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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Shaolin said:
Niche dating site?
Mumsnet?

TwigtheWonderkid

43,246 posts

149 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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Jasandjules said:
mybrainhurts said:
You might not like it, but it's a fact that women and men are equal
Ok, you go pee up that wall and I'm just off to have a baby.

Why don't some people accept we are different, nature has made us this way, we can't help it...
Being equal doesn't mean being the same. Men and women are different, but of equal value.

JDMDrifter

4,039 posts

164 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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They're all mental... and unattractive (don't forget that bit).

zedstar

1,735 posts

175 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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I was seeing this 'feminist' for a while, pretty fit she was too...

Everytime whe went on about feminism, i'd replace it with humanism, empowering women i'd replace with empowering humans blah blah.

Eventually she ended up agreeing...

monthefish

20,439 posts

230 months

Wednesday 30th July 2014
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Do feminists campaign to abolish the separation of men and womens events in the Olympics etc?