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ChemicalChaos

10,377 posts

160 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

239 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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ChemicalChaos said:
rofl That has to be the winner right there...

Cotty

39,491 posts

284 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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Everyone who ask you security questions when you call. I wanted to report a fault on a land line, I provided their reference, then they start. Address? its on the records that you can look up with your reference, telephone number? likewise. Stop asking me for information that you can look at in front of you FFS.

burwoodman

18,709 posts

246 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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WinstonWolf said:
ChemicalChaos said:
rofl That has to be the winner right there...
GIven the article, is it even a motor vehicle. I think not lol

burwoodman

18,709 posts

246 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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WinstonWolf said:
ChemicalChaos said:
rofl That has to be the winner right there...
GIven the article, is it even a motor vehicle. I think not lol

handpaper

1,292 posts

203 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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Zoobeef said:
I understand that smile
I mean, if you have your 17 year old son with you and your buying alcohol, you could legally be buy in it for your son to drink at home and even admit that at the till to the IDer and be perfectly legal. But how do you explain that to the blanket, "look under 60, no ID no sale" brigade.
You could try "age discrimination". Hope you enjoy arguing hehe

matchmaker

8,478 posts

200 months

Thursday 6th November 2014
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We have a prepayment electric meter. A letter came from E-on with a £12 credit voucher on it - addressed to my wife, who is for some reason the account holder. I duly popped into the local post office where I have been topping up the e-key regularly for the last few years. I handed over the letter to the post office lady (who has been serving me for years) but she refused to process it as although she knew me "she didn't know my wife". Fair enough, I suppose, so I duly returned home to collect said wife, who wasn't particularly chuffed about being dragged away from a warm flat and some crap tv movie!

We returned to the post office and we handed over the letter, the key and the wife's provisional photocard licence. Post office lady still refused to process the voucher it as it wasn't a full licence...

So we went to another post office which we rarely use and it was processed no problem! rolleyesrolleyes

Rick101

6,964 posts

150 months

Thursday 6th November 2014
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ChemicalChaos said:
Hate to say it but DVLA are right to take issue. Either tax it, SORN it or scrap it.
I imagine a letter to the registered keeper would have been sufficient but hey, easy money I suppose.

Cotty

39,491 posts

284 months

Thursday 6th November 2014
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Rick101 said:
ChemicalChaos said:
Hate to say it but DVLA are right to take issue. Either tax it, SORN it or scrap it.
I imagine a letter to the registered keeper would have been sufficient but hey, easy money I suppose.
It was a prop for a Halloween themed evening, it was not a car in its real sense.

"the car has no engine, no fuel tank and all fluids have been removed. He says its parked on private land and most of the front end has been cut off including one of the wheels"

If I built a mock tank with toilet rolls for a cannon, would I need a firearms licence? I despair at some people, they need to grow up and take things as they see them and make a rational decision.

The Moose

22,840 posts

209 months

Friday 7th November 2014
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irocfan said:
The Moose said:
irocfan said:
The Moose said:
Zoobeef said:
Can a supermarket refuse to serve you if you have a 17 year old son/daughter with you then like they do?
They can refuse to serve you for any reason they like
not quite any reason
Pretty much. I can't think of a reason they couldn't use. They could use 'because today is Tuesday'.
try you're black I won't serve you.... you're gay I won't serve you... you're Muslim I won't serve you...

3 straight off the bat
Obviously you don't sayt that as the reason...

Imagine a gay black Muslim. He wouldn't get served wink

DannyScene

6,617 posts

155 months

Friday 7th November 2014
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1878 said:
At work recently I saw a "Caution - wet floor" sign ... in the showers in the changing rooms rolleyes
If they don't put that sign some knob head will almost definitely slip and fall and will try get on the compo band wagon by declaring there was no sign warning them

Rick101

6,964 posts

150 months

Friday 7th November 2014
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Cotty said:
It was a prop for a Halloween themed evening, it was not a car in its real sense.

"the car has no engine, no fuel tank and all fluids have been removed. He says its parked on private land and most of the front end has been cut off including one of the wheels"

If I built a mock tank with toilet rolls for a cannon, would I need a firearms licence? I despair at some people, they need to grow up and take things as they see them and make a rational decision.
It WAS a car. At the point it was effectively scrapped, it should have been officially scrapped.


98elise

26,474 posts

161 months

Friday 7th November 2014
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Cotty said:
Rick101 said:
ChemicalChaos said:
Hate to say it but DVLA are right to take issue. Either tax it, SORN it or scrap it.
I imagine a letter to the registered keeper would have been sufficient but hey, easy money I suppose.
It was a prop for a Halloween themed evening, it was not a car in its real sense.

"the car has no engine, no fuel tank and all fluids have been removed. He says its parked on private land and most of the front end has been cut off including one of the wheels"

If I built a mock tank with toilet rolls for a cannon, would I need a firearms licence? I despair at some people, they need to grow up and take things as they see them and make a rational decision.
Its not the same. Its more like saying what if I turn a real tank into a movie prop. You would need to have the gun deactivated.

You can't just decide yourself when something is exempt from being certified, licenced or subject to legal control.

Moonhawk

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10,730 posts

219 months

Tuesday 31st March 2015
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Don't know whether this belongs here but:

I booked a van to move house. Booked from 10am this morning until 10am thursday (specifically to miss the morning rush hour at the place i'm dropping it off).

Just arrived at the van hire place a little early (45 mins) because my wife had a hospital appointment and dropped me off first - so I thought i'd go into the office and get things moving.

Guy behind the desk says that although the van is already here sitting waiting to be collected - if I take it now, I'd have to drop it off at 9:15 or be charged a whole extra day's hire.

Surely it's no skin off their nose to let the van go a few minutes early if it's just sat there?

Anyway - i'm now sat in the office, looking at the van waiting for 10 o-clock to roll around.

ThunderSpook

3,599 posts

211 months

Tuesday 31st March 2015
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HereBeMonsters said:
Nope, Southampton is its own city for administrative and postal services etc. Every address in the Southampton City Council area is properly composed:

Number, Street Name
(Area of City) - optional
Southampton
SO14 9XX (example)

You don't even need to have the area as all the road names in the whole city are unique, people who live in the "nice" areas tend to add that on more than those in the less desirable parts of town biggrin

When I worked at the Council, my boss (40+ years with the Council) delighted in correcting people who added a needless "Hampshire" to the address. They were as non-plussed as I'm sure you all are.
Jazz it up however you like, it still Scumhampton and unfortunately for the rest of us it's most definitely in Hampshire. Just because it's a city doesn't mean it's not in a county.

You could argue you don't need the city name, or indeed the road name either.

Dog Star

16,117 posts

168 months

Tuesday 31st March 2015
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That is a bit petty, got to agree.

BrabusMog

20,135 posts

186 months

Tuesday 31st March 2015
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Moonhawk said:
Don't know whether this belongs here but:

I booked a van to move house. Booked from 10am this morning until 10am thursday (specifically to miss the morning rush hour at the place i'm dropping it off).

Just arrived at the van hire place a little early (45 mins) because my wife had a hospital appointment and dropped me off first - so I thought i'd go into the office and get things moving.

Guy behind the desk says that although the van is already here sitting waiting to be collected - if I take it now, I'd have to drop it off at 9:15 or be charged a whole extra day's hire.

Surely it's no skin off their nose to let the van go a few minutes early if it's just sat there?

Anyway - i'm now sat in the office, looking at the van waiting for 10 o-clock to roll around.
Haha, someone enjoying their crumb of power.

The Vambo

6,643 posts

141 months

Tuesday 31st March 2015
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Moonhawk said:
Don't know whether this belongs here but:

I booked a van to move house. Booked from 10am this morning until 10am thursday (specifically to miss the morning rush hour at the place i'm dropping it off).

Just arrived at the van hire place a little early (45 mins) because my wife had a hospital appointment and dropped me off first - so I thought i'd go into the office and get things moving.

Guy behind the desk says that although the van is already here sitting waiting to be collected - if I take it now, I'd have to drop it off at 9:15 or be charged a whole extra day's hire.

Surely it's no skin off their nose to let the van go a few minutes early if it's just sat there?

Anyway - i'm now sat in the office, looking at the van waiting for 10 o-clock to roll around.
If it's a national company the booking system will log the hire time and generate the return time. Wouldn't have anything to do with the staff.

Chris77

941 posts

194 months

Tuesday 31st March 2015
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You should dance really vigorously round the office while you wait, just to kill time wink

kev1974

4,029 posts

129 months

Tuesday 31st March 2015
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The Vambo said:
Moonhawk said:
Don't know whether this belongs here but:

I booked a van to move house. Booked from 10am this morning until 10am thursday (specifically to miss the morning rush hour at the place i'm dropping it off).

Just arrived at the van hire place a little early (45 mins) because my wife had a hospital appointment and dropped me off first - so I thought i'd go into the office and get things moving.

Guy behind the desk says that although the van is already here sitting waiting to be collected - if I take it now, I'd have to drop it off at 9:15 or be charged a whole extra day's hire.

Surely it's no skin off their nose to let the van go a few minutes early if it's just sat there?

Anyway - i'm now sat in the office, looking at the van waiting for 10 o-clock to roll around.
If it's a national company the booking system will log the hire time and generate the return time. Wouldn't have anything to do with the staff.
Also if they allowed 45min early pickups, there WOULD be people deliberately doing that every hire, to get an extra 45mins, 90mins, whatever-mins free hire. I can see why they stick rigidly to the 24 hour hire window to just avoid the chancers and their games.