Using percentages incorrectly

Using percentages incorrectly

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MagicMike

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234 posts

120 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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One of my pet hates is the inaccurate use of percentages by people, examples being:

1) When making a decision the term " I'm x% sure that I will or will not"

2) Or just as bad "I'm 105% sure or unsure"

How the censored have they calculated it to that exact percentage?

zcacogp

11,239 posts

244 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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Because they are fuktards who don't know anything about language.

Much the same as people who say "I'm 200% committed to this" (or similar.)


Oli.

Carthage

4,261 posts

144 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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I worked for an HEI, and my boss decided that we should not feel limited to100% when marking student work; a particularly good assignment could be worth 120 or 130%.

Luckily, the MIS systems wouldn't accept this...so I didn't have to kill him.

R6VED

1,370 posts

140 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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64.3% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Hackney

6,835 posts

208 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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MagicMike said:
One of my pet hates is the inaccurate use of percentages by people, examples being:

1) When making a decision the term " I'm x% sure that I will or will not"

2) Or just as bad "I'm 105% sure or unsure"

How the censored have they calculated it to that exact percentage?
But it's a figure of speach rather than an accurate measure of.... well, anything.
This, however:
Carthage said:
I worked for an HEI, and my boss decided that we should not feel limited to100% when marking student work; a particularly good assignment could be worth 120 or 130%.

Luckily, the MIS systems wouldn't accept this...so I didn't have to kill him.
Is just mental.

amancalledrob

1,248 posts

134 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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My thread has arrived

I work in private medical insurance. No claims discounts are a nightmare - eg member has 50% NCD. Makes claim. NCD goes down to 35%. Member's premium was £100 and now it's £130, member wants to know why their premium appears to have increased 30%. Well, it hasn't. It's gone up 15%.

Try explaining that to a militant 65yo housewife.

Boils my piss. Grinds my gears. All manner of other PH-specific clichés too

98elise

26,531 posts

161 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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amancalledrob said:
My thread has arrived

I work in private medical insurance. No claims discounts are a nightmare - eg member has 50% NCD. Makes claim. NCD goes down to 35%. Member's premium was £100 and now it's £130, member wants to know why their premium appears to have increased 30%. Well, it hasn't. It's gone up 15%.

Try explaining that to a militant 65yo housewife.

Boils my piss. Grinds my gears. All manner of other PH-specific clichés too
How has it only gone up 15%?

Butter Face

30,291 posts

160 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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98elise said:
amancalledrob said:
My thread has arrived

I work in private medical insurance. No claims discounts are a nightmare - eg member has 50% NCD. Makes claim. NCD goes down to 35%. Member's premium was £100 and now it's £130, member wants to know why their premium appears to have increased 30%. Well, it hasn't. It's gone up 15%.

Try explaining that to a militant 65yo housewife.

Boils my piss. Grinds my gears. All manner of other PH-specific clichés too
How has it only gone up 15%?
I thought the same rofl

Chris Type R

8,026 posts

249 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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98elise said:
How has it only gone up 15%?
+1

EDIT: Strictly speaking, their premium has remained the same, and their discount has reduced.

0000

13,812 posts

191 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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It's not gone "up 15%", it's gone up by an amount that is 15% of the undiscounted £200 premium.

98elise

26,531 posts

161 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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0000 said:
It's not gone "up 15%", it's gone up by an amount that is 15% of the undiscounted £200 premium.
Agreed, but the net effect is a 30% rise in the premium paid.

krisdelta

4,566 posts

201 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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98elise said:
0000 said:
It's not gone "up 15%", it's gone up by an amount that is 15% of the undiscounted £200 premium.
Agreed, but the net effect is a 30% rise in the premium paid.
Including IPT? wink

MagicMike

Original Poster:

234 posts

120 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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^^^^^^See what I mean about percentages!

amancalledrob

1,248 posts

134 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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Thanks chaps for an excellent demonstration of the problem I face on a daily basis hehe

Kawasicki

13,079 posts

235 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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some threads still make me laugh.

brianmorrison

50 posts

131 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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It's the hair ads. 74% of 135 people love our product....

amancalledrob

1,248 posts

134 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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brianmorrison said:
It's the hair ads. 74% of 135 people love our product....
I love those. I amuse myself (and annoy my girlfriend) by working out how many respondents just didn't think it was any good at all

Hackney

6,835 posts

208 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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brianmorrison said:
It's the hair ads. 74% of 135 people love our product....
Always amazes me that these aren't 100% given that their sample is.... the girls who work in marketing for [insert advertised brand]

Fotic

719 posts

129 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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brianmorrison said:
It's the hair ads. 74% of 135 people love our product....
They are obliged to tell you how many people completed the trial. The reason it's often an odd number is that it's only people who have COMPLETED the trial.

Example:

'Shampoo for dry hair: 82% of 131 women agreed it worked.' Sounds good right?

What if 300 women entered the trial and half way through, 169 of them thought 'this isn't working, I'll not bother completing the course' - well then that's how the headline result has been calculated.

Spare tyre

9,555 posts

130 months

Friday 1st August 2014
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im half a bakers dozen % sure non of you know what you are talking about half of the time