Match.com (Volume 6)
Discussion
I don't think internet dating is so far detached from traditional dating, except perhaps some of the truths are laid bare. As per the above, most blokes act like bell ends, women are either attention seekers or expecting a free unicorn on a stick with every message.
The difficulty with internet dating is for normal regular blokes to stand out enough for a normal reasonable woman to spot him. Its like dating in a sea of braying, Apprenticesque t
ts and fecktards. To appear above the melee without shouting like Dom Jolly is a trick. It is entertaining if nothing else.
The difficulty with internet dating is for normal regular blokes to stand out enough for a normal reasonable woman to spot him. Its like dating in a sea of braying, Apprenticesque t
ts and fecktards. To appear above the melee without shouting like Dom Jolly is a trick. It is entertaining if nothing else. So, to continue this story...
Here begins the story of my murder.Can see what happens, been getting a bit bored of being stuck here anyway and wanting to get away for a bit, 
I'll be buying a car at some point soon, probably from a bit south of where she is since it's where most people live (and therefore most cars are). Which means I'd pass when heading north. I'll keep you updated on any progress, and so you can report my murder if required.If nothing else it will be an awesome road trip!
More fun to learn it yourself, anyway.I have found a car in the south which looks very promising (Suzuki Grand Vitara by the way) and the Icelandic owners say they are happy to hold it until Sunday when I can fly down there. I'll then pick it up and on the way north will drop in by the girl. That should be on Tuesday. I'll then continue the drive north which will be another 2 days of mostly driving and hopefully pick up winter tyres while doing so if I haven't got some before. I'll probably also test out my sleeping bag/ tent in -10C or so depending on conditions and where I stop. So, if after this Sunday I don't post for around a week then I:
a) Have died in a big fireball due to the lack of winter tyres on the car.
OR
b) Have had my organs stolen by an organ doner gang/ been kidnapped for random/ been killed by a trucker pretending to be a hot 27 year old Norwegian/ something much worse has happened.
That or I've decided she's so amazing that I forget about my previous life,
NRS said:
Hm, found an unusual girl. Usually a "few extra kilo" equals absolute fatty, but a girl "liked" my profile has described herself as that and yet looks like this:
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So, either fitness person (she describes herself as doing crossfit) with skewed perception of herself, or someone who has pulled off the best secret internet fatty pictures of all time. Or, she hit the wrong button, Would be interesting to see, pity she is 1250km away!
|So, either fitness person (she describes herself as doing crossfit) with skewed perception of herself, or someone who has pulled off the best secret internet fatty pictures of all time. Or, she hit the wrong button,
Would be interesting to see, pity she is 1250km away!Edited by NRS on Monday 29th September 19:20
Blown2CV said:
NRS said:
Impasse said:
Zwolf said:
Worth a couple of hundred £ and few hours on a plane, surely - it's not even a different continent!
If not, at least it'll make for a good anecdote later.
If not, at least it'll make for a good anecdote later.
Here begins the story of my murder. I'll be buying a car at some point soon, probably from a bit south of where she is since it's where most people live (and therefore most cars are). Which means I'd pass when heading north. I'll keep you updated on any progress, and so you can report my murder if required.Zwolf said:
NRS said:
What's the worst that can happen?
I've an answer for that, but not for here! More fun to learn it yourself, anyway.
a) Have died in a big fireball due to the lack of winter tyres on the car.
OR
b) Have had my organs stolen by an organ doner gang/ been kidnapped for random/ been killed by a trucker pretending to be a hot 27 year old Norwegian/ something much worse has happened.
That or I've decided she's so amazing that I forget about my previous life,
Edited by NRS on Tuesday 21st October 18:58
Impasse said:
What's the worst that could happen?
On an unconnected note, how much do human kidneys sell for these days?
Not sure, but a lot here in Norway since they aren't able to normally get any. Why do you ask?On an unconnected note, how much do human kidneys sell for these days?
Blown2CV said:
Possibly be spending 6 months on project on Scandinavia shortly. Might go do her myself. Race ya!
You'll be pretty much Swedish, and we don't like those sort over here, Have to get involved in this thread.
My girlfriend of 2 years slept with someone else coming on for 2 weeks ago now - we ended it immediately after.
Pretty heartbroken but I think being without her was for the best in the long term.
Have just put myself on tinder, pof, ok cupid and match. Plenty about but not quite sure where i'll find the time for it!
Ahh well....its going to be a fun few months...
My girlfriend of 2 years slept with someone else coming on for 2 weeks ago now - we ended it immediately after.
Pretty heartbroken but I think being without her was for the best in the long term.
Have just put myself on tinder, pof, ok cupid and match. Plenty about but not quite sure where i'll find the time for it!
Ahh well....its going to be a fun few months...
Interesting looking lady here:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=836...
No I haven't made contact, I think she'd eat me for breakfast.
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=836...
No I haven't made contact, I think she'd eat me for breakfast.
Evoluzione said:
Interesting looking lady here:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=836...
No I haven't made contact, I think she'd eat me for breakfast.
"do you want children? undecided"http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=836...
No I haven't made contact, I think she'd eat me for breakfast.
"do you have children? yes"
oh.
Evoluzione said:
Interesting looking lady here:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=836...
No I haven't made contact, I think she'd eat me for breakfast.
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=836...
No I haven't made contact, I think she'd eat me for breakfast.
Jugs said:
"I dont like to be steriotyped orjudged before getting to know me when looking at my photos"
tough st eh? I went out with a girl once that probably had an even greater jugs-to-body size ratio, with an equal penchant for displaying them. It was a f
king nightmare, basically she was just jam-covered fly paper for sleazy men and she fking loved it! One date was too many. I didn't even get my hands on the fking things (I was 19).Evoluzione said:
Interesting looking lady here:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=836...
No I haven't made contact, I think she'd eat me for breakfast.
Sideshow Bob in drag?http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=836...
No I haven't made contact, I think she'd eat me for breakfast.
hora said:
Kaj91 said:
Evoluzione said:
Interesting looking lady here:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=836...
No I haven't made contact, I think she'd eat me for breakfast.
Sideshow Bob in drag?http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=836...
No I haven't made contact, I think she'd eat me for breakfast.
- shes got better bone structure than I have and I'm supposedly a bloke I don't 'get' the boob shots. If someone is showing/emphasizing them out alot - surely it shows the 'owner' doesn't have much else to offer?
es. Most intelligent blokes wouldn't aim for a relationship with a woman like that, they may well poke it vigorously, but unlikely to go for a re-run. So, they only get vacuous morons who think big tits hanging out is relationship material, and then they complain that's all they end up with so they must be fairly stupid themselves. They fail to understand they're displaying so much more than cleavage.
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That woman was terrible! Not attractive at all!
So, in regards to the car driving/ visiting girl updates...
Just the news you want to hear from a person while chatting - my face is the same, but I'm a bit larger, I like sweets too much. Should sue for false advertising! Still, can see how things go since I'm passing anyway,
So, in regards to the car driving/ visiting girl updates...
Just the news you want to hear from a person while chatting - my face is the same, but I'm a bit larger, I like sweets too much. Should sue for false advertising! Still, can see how things go since I'm passing anyway,
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