Match.com (Volume 6)

Match.com (Volume 6)

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Condi

17,089 posts

170 months

Thursday 3rd September 2015
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Council Baby said:
Condi said:
Saw the coke-girl t'other night. 17 piercings. Amazing. And says she prefers sucking cock to having sex. Also doesnt particularly like cuddles. Seems to have tried every substance under the sun. Very open minded.

Okay, not one to take home to Mum, but for 'something to do' there are worse.
Tell her she left her razor wire fisting glove at my house and PLEASE come and get it before I have to dispose of it, it's been 18 months now and it's gone a bit crusty.

And my mum wants to know how she's doing.
She says tell your mum shes fine, and she hopes your arse hole has recovered enough to take a decent st by now. Says you can keep the glove.

Council Baby

19,741 posts

189 months

Friday 4th September 2015
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Condi said:
She says tell your mum shes fine, and she hopes your arse hole has recovered enough to take a decent st by now. Says you can keep the glove.
Very generous, sounds like a keeper biggrin

big dub

4,038 posts

216 months

Friday 4th September 2015
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Can't believe it'll be 6 single and sexless years in 3 months! yikespaperbag

Not sure what I did to deserve this... hehe

Ki3r

7,806 posts

158 months

Saturday 5th September 2015
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big dub said:
Can't believe it'll be 6 single and sexless years in 3 months! yikespaperbag

Not sure what I did to deserve this... hehe
Well that's made me feel better tongue out.

Things are going well between me and the girl I met on POF. Going around hers again tomorrow evening before she goes on holiday for a week.

soad

32,829 posts

175 months

Saturday 5th September 2015
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big dub said:
Can't believe it'll be 6 single and sexless years in 3 months! yikespaperbag

Not sure what I did to deserve this... hehe
At least you're not a virgin. Cheer up, chap! biggrin

Fancy a trip to a land of smiles? hehe

craig_m67

949 posts

187 months

Saturday 5th September 2015
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big dub said:
Can't believe it'll be 6 single and sexless years in 3 months! yikespaperbag

Not sure what I did to deserve this... hehe
Pfft, I did ten.

Then I met a gorgeous curly red head [insert stereotype here] and I'm now at the other end of the spectrum. In exhausted heaven. Keeping her, ohmygod

Mobile Chicane

20,740 posts

211 months

Saturday 5th September 2015
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big dub said:
Can't believe it'll be 6 single and sexless years in 3 months! yikespaperbag

Not sure what I did to deserve this... hehe
Any bloke can get a shag.

It's just a question of alcohol and standards.

CharlesdeGaulle

26,091 posts

179 months

Saturday 5th September 2015
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big dub said:
Can't believe it'll be 6 single and sexless years in 3 months! yikespaperbag

Not sure what I did to deserve this... hehe
Let me offer a suggestion.

Go to cash machine; get money out.
Log on to Adult Work (other sites are availabe); browse and choose.
Make a booking; problem solved.

Seriously chum, it'll be dead easy to get laid if you want to.

Impasse

15,099 posts

240 months

Saturday 5th September 2015
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Mobile Chicane said:
Any bloke can get a shag.

It's just a question of alcohol and standards.
Yeah, but ewwww...


CharlesdeGaulle said:
Let me offer a suggestion.

Go to cash machine; get money out.
Log on to Adult Work (other sites are availabe); browse and choose.
Make a booking; problem solved.

Seriously chum, it'll be dead easy to get laid if you want to.
...and EWWWWWWWWWW!

BrabusMog

20,083 posts

185 months

Saturday 5th September 2015
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bigdub spotted earlier today...


Condi

17,089 posts

170 months

Saturday 5th September 2015
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Impasse said:
...and EWWWWWWWWWW!
If needs must, and its a choice between no sex, or paying some money for a 22 year old with massive tits I know which I would chose!

soad

32,829 posts

175 months

Saturday 5th September 2015
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BrabusMog said:
bigdub spotted earlier today...

Probably short sighted too... hehe

Ki3r

7,806 posts

158 months

Saturday 5th September 2015
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soad said:
Probably short sighted too... hehe
If wking makes you go blind, aim away from your face.

king arthur

6,538 posts

260 months

Saturday 5th September 2015
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olly22n said:
Tinder girl will be two years this November.
Crikey, I didn't think they even allowed two year olds on Tinder?

big dub

4,038 posts

216 months

Saturday 5th September 2015
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BrabusMog said:
bigdub spotted earlier today...

hehe

HoggyR32

341 posts

147 months

Saturday 5th September 2015
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king arthur said:
olly22n said:
Tinder girl will be two years this November.
Crikey, I didn't think they even allowed two year olds on Tinder?
wink Good line


Impasse

15,099 posts

240 months

Saturday 5th September 2015
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Condi said:
If needs must, and its a choice between no sex, or paying some money for a 22 year old with massive tits I know which I would chose!
I think I'll pass if it's all the same to you, because blehh! hurl

CharlesdeGaulle

26,091 posts

179 months

Saturday 5th September 2015
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Impasse said:
I think I'll pass if it's all the same to you, because blehh! hurl
The suggestion wasn't really offered for you, but is the thought of paid-for sex really that abhorrent to you?

Are you at that age when the thought of anyone having sex is toe-curlingly embarrasing?

leglessAlex

5,384 posts

140 months

Saturday 5th September 2015
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Impasse said:
Condi said:
If needs must, and its a choice between no sex, or paying some money for a 22 year old with massive tits I know which I would chose!
I think I'll pass if it's all the same to you, because blehh! hurl
Why blehh?

That's a genuine question btw, I'm not trying to be passive aggressive or anything. I can't afford a non street corner girl, a proper 'escort' seems to be in the region of £1000 a night (although they are unbelievably hot for the most part) and even if I could afford one I'm not really sure it'd be to my tastes. However, the last reaction I'd have to it is disgust, I'd assume that most of these girls are clean which is more that you can say for a very large portion of the girls you'd meet in a club according to statistics.

God, if I was old/unattractive and was rich enough to pay for some gorgeous young girl I don't see why I wouldn't do it. I get to have sex with a stunning girl and she gets a ton of cash. Winning all round, no?

Impasse

15,099 posts

240 months

Saturday 5th September 2015
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You guys really have to ask? I know neither of you are hormonally charged teenagers so am surprised by the question. Don't get me wrong, I realise that we all pay for it one way or another and employing the services of a hooker could be considered a more direct and honest way of having sex, but it's not for me.

I'm one of those few people who need an emotional connection before getting sweaty with a girl and banging a prostitute is about as impersonal as you can get while naked. It's just going through the machinations to achieve a momentary physical pleasure and that's very poor second best to having sex with someone you actually like.

Also, which of these imaginary scenarios could I discuss (without gory details) with my own 21 year old daughter: "I spent a lovely evening with [name] last night" or "I paid to have sex with a prostitute the same age as you last night".
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