Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)

[Impasse]

DickyC said:

Did you see we made it into the Cringeworthy Thread? iva pointed it out earlier. Apparently, there are people who don't understand what is happening here.

I suspect they are looking too hard.

I could show them my sock.


Is that last sentence going to be edited in some way, do you think?

Wear it like a badge of honour. Proudly yet with discretion.

The Cringeworthy nomination, not the potato infused sock.

[DickyC]

Do you remember when we were running guns and laundering money and all that? I think the future lies in high power illicit vacuum cleaners.

[Impasse]

I'm not sure. The last time I offered someone a powerful suck I ended up in a ramshackle farm building in South East Mexico.

[DickyC]

Note to self: Agent 00I ideally suited to "Fund Raising."

[Kiltie]

Gretchen said:

White!

probably speckled

[ChemicalChaos]

Just when I thought I was too old and boring to go out clubbing any more, a night on the town in Wigan proved me oh so wrong! I havent had so much fun in ages, especially when we ended up in a club playing 80s and 90s classics

[Impasse]

Was that Wigan, Texas?

[WWYD]

P.

[Mr Roper]

I've just farted and it smells of metal.

[ChemicalChaos]

Impasse said:

Was that Wigan, Texas?

Nope. Wigan from oooop north, chuck! There was some serious talent in those clubs, too....

Mr Roper said:

I've just farted and it smells of metal.

So, exactly how much radioactive fallout have you ingested?

[Mr Roper]

ChemicalChaos said:

So, exactly how much radioactive fallout have you ingested?

this isn't a marvel comic, son. I've farted metal.

[ChemicalChaos]

Too much iron in your diet?

[DickyC]

Groggy.

Deep sleep groggy.

Coming round slowly.

[Fishtigua]

Wakey, wakey sunshine. It's Birthday time.

You get the toast on, I'll do the scambled eggs.

48, where the fk did that come from?

[pad58]

Morning all, today is fishing day and may have a extra crew member, hopefully take my place in the future.
It's not all bad.

[DickyC]

Fishtigua said:

Wakey, wakey sunshine. It's Birthday time.

You get the toast on, I'll do the scambled eggs.

48, where the fk did that come from?

It was just there waiting for you. Great Uncle Hugh said the rate time passes increases the older you get. He believed he was nearly at the point where he could just stand in front of the calendar and turn the pages over.

A well known antidote to ageing is scrambled egg on toast. I see you're on to it already. Marvellous. Tea?

[DickyC]

pad58 said:

Morning all, today is fishing day and may have a extra crew member, hopefully take my place in the future.
It's not all bad.

You've been allocated a whippersnapper?

[Fishtigua]

DickyC said:

pad58 said:

Morning all, today is fishing day and may have a extra crew member, hopefully take my place in the future.
It's not all bad.

You've been allocated a whippersnapper?

He'll either make you look like a superstar, or from my experience, a daft old twit.

This daft old twit found fish and made money, rare these days.

[hidetheelephants]

DickyC said:

pad58 said:

Morning all, today is fishing day and may have a extra crew member, hopefully take my place in the future.
It's not all bad.

You've been allocated a whippersnapper?

A young padawan perhaps?

[DickyC]

May the Fish be with you.