Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)

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captainzep

13,305 posts

191 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Adenauer said:
Maybe the wimmins don't come in here any,ore because of the gheys?
I'm not so sure.

I mean, here I sit, with my Rustlers-burger-honed gut pressing at the desk, in corduroy trizers that have a hole in the crotch (blink and you'll miss it red pant flashes)... -essentially a perfect picture of the male form and one that any woman would be frankly cross-eyed self-head-punching mental to pass by.

I'll be brutally honest Ade, I think the problem's your haircut love.

There, I've said it.

DickyC

49,549 posts

197 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Adenauer said:
Maybe the wimmins don't come in here any,ore because of the gheys?
Not ghey; flamboy,nt.

Mr Roper

12,985 posts

193 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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I'm all for tormenting Ad into growing a mullet. Maybe we donate to a charity?

Given that he's got an almighty receding hairline he would look proper mong geezer. AND he lives in Germany.


Waddaya say, Ad?? Will you step up for the starving children?? Huh?

captainzep

13,305 posts

191 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Mr Roper said:
I'm all for tormenting Ad into growing a mullet. Maybe we donate to a charity?
There's Movember, how about Mullet-ober? Which you would hold in October. And grow a mullet. -But you'd have to think about it for a while, -mulling it over.

DickyC

49,549 posts

197 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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That was spooky, Ro. Your charity post was the first thing I read when I came off the phone from setting up a regular payment to Oxfam for the follically challenged starving children.

Mr Roper

12,985 posts

193 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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hehe It's been a spooky day.



So that's sorted then. Adenauer is going to grow a mullet and the starving little children will be a little less hungry because of it.

Top bloke.


DickyC

49,549 posts

197 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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I'll drink to that.

hidetheelephants

23,772 posts

192 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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DickyC said:
flamboy,nt.
A state of having a density of less than 1 and being on fire simultaneously?

DickyC

49,549 posts

197 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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hidetheelephants said:
DickyC said:
flamboy,nt.
A state of having a density of less than 1 and being on fire simultaneously?
That's us in a nutshell. But with salmon corduroys.

Chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

197 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Pixel Pusher said:
Adenauer said:
fekkin pervert weirdo.

I'll have to have words with him when I get home, bloody water board surveyors...
Sake! I do a hard days work and avoid TT- then almost miss this nugget of joy!

Aye, Adapervyneighbour- I'd show em my 'stopcock' (etc)

captainzep

13,305 posts

191 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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DickyC said:
That's us in a nutshell. But with salmon corduroys.
Mine are a kind of narrow pinstripe.

Executive corduroys if you will.

Although the hole in the crotch coupled with an ill-advised open-legged seating position can allow a pant-covered testicle to peek out, thus ruining the professional edge.



Gretchen

18,998 posts

215 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Chunkymonkey71 said:
Pixel Pusher said:
Adenauer said:
fekkin pervert weirdo.

I'll have to have words with him when I get home, bloody water board surveyors...
Sake! I do a hard days work and avoid TT- then almost miss this nugget of joy!

Aye, Adapervyneighbour- I'd show em my 'stopcock' (etc)
I heart this. Made me proper laugh.




TheChampers

4,093 posts

137 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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DickyC said:
hidetheelephants said:
DickyC said:
flamboy,nt.
A state of having a density of less than 1 and being on fire simultaneously?
That's us in a nutshell. But with salmon corduroys.
Quite hehe

See I missed PP's return; bloody work! rolleyes

S'up everyone?

leafspring

7,032 posts

136 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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lurking...

pad58

12,543 posts

180 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Yep it's me.

TorqueR

1,767 posts

131 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Evening,

Updated my thread again tonight. I get the impression people aren't too interested with a thirteen year old hatchback. hehe

pad58

12,543 posts

180 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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TorqueR said:
Evening,

Updated my thread again tonight. I get the impression people aren't too interested with a thirteen year old hatchback. hehe
Not to worry I have an older one no one gives a monkeys.
Stuff happens.

Edited by pad58 on Tuesday 2nd September 21:27

Fun Bus

17,911 posts

217 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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9 miles done tonight, half marathon four weeks on Sunday and need to have done a few 13 mile runs done by then. Best pull my finger out.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

162 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Evening all.

Agree wit Adaholidayinitalyandgotlockedinacarparkovernight.

Some of the roads in Italy are in an appalling state and some roads in villages

are a bicycles width.

Belissimo....ciao.

leafspring

7,032 posts

136 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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I'm going to put the bins out, feed the dog, have a bath and go to bed...

/trivial
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