Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)

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DickyC

49,827 posts

199 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Well, that's all very noble of you and all but who will serve breakfast with Battert and Mrs B dragging the lake? I'll bring your coffee out in a minute.

marshalla

15,902 posts

202 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Take your time. Burners 7 through 35 are off so the bacon's going to take a while.

EvoDelta

8,221 posts

191 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Morning all. Lazy start to my day off. Time to shave my head and trim my beard before heading East.

pad58

12,545 posts

182 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Yes I'll second that ,morning peeps.

ApOrbital

9,969 posts

119 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Evo are you going to a war?

DickyC

49,827 posts

199 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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EvoDelta said:
Morning all. Lazy start to my day off. Time to shave my head and trim my beard before heading East.
I came in from the east
With the sun in my eyes
Cursed her one time
And then rode on ahead

DickyC

49,827 posts

199 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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ApOrbital said:
Evo are you going to a war?
Send three and fourpence, we're going to a dance.

ApOrbital

9,969 posts

119 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Oi where is my coffee?

DickyC

49,827 posts

199 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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ApOrbital said:
Oi where is my coffee?
Sorry, problems with comms again. I've found the cocoa tins but someone's had the string.
The kettle's on.

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

196 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Impasse said:
Fishtigua said:
New boat finished after 3 flat out weeks. All these boats have a very high custom rigging content, this bloke wanted the lot.

Fishy, it's difficult to get a grasp of scale of this RIB despite the tractor wheel. Looks nice though, 27 feet?
Yes, just over 27ft. They've got a crapper, battery charger, dinghy and outboard, power steering, nav gear and a kick-ass stereo system all hidden away. Oh and a 300hp supercharged straight 6.

KaraK

13,187 posts

210 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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doogz said:
I take offence at drop outs calling themselves engineers.

Also, the first time you dish one of them out to a girl, video it, I want to see how hard she laughs.

On a more serious note, you're an undergrad. An eccentric (most polite word I could think of) one at that. If you go in to an interview, and hand over one of your professional business cards, whilst swinging your pocket watch and wearing a trilby, you're not going to get a job. It won't happen. Why would you even have a business card, when you don't have a job/own a business?

Seriously, you'll look like a tool, it's not funny/witty/clever to anyone else bar you.

You should watch a few episodes of Dexter. Learn a couple of things about trying to fit in, when required. Pretend to be normal etc.

Edited by doogz on Friday 17th October 08:03
Erm.. pretty much what doogz said.

To be honest outside of certain B2B sales/commercial contexts business cards are in my experience are pretty rare and mostly useless these days. Having one as a private individual who has turned up to a job interview would essentially say to me that this guy is trying to show he 'knows' business and in the process showing how he really doesn't have a fking clue.


I think I've only ever had one candidate come to an interview with a business card. He didn't get the job.

ali_kat

31,993 posts

222 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Impasse said:
You should swap Engineer and Pilot around.
hehe

SWTH

3,816 posts

225 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Feeling rough.

Went to Yeovil last night for a swift couple with a friend. Needed to catch the 2106 train back to Bristol, where a 3-course meal and a nice big bed in a four-star hotel awaited me.

Got thoroughly trashed instead, had a Wetherspoons hot dog and got woken up by my alarm clock at 0545 in order to catch the first train of the day to Bristol, having slept instead in the spare bunk in my mate's DAF 105XF.

And I missed breakfast at the hotel irked

EvoDelta

8,221 posts

191 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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ApOrbital said:
Evo are you going to a war?
Yes. Currently 1km from the German border. It's radio silence from here on in.

ApOrbital

9,969 posts

119 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Good luck chap any problems get on the special TT phone i will go find you.



iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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EvoDelta said:
Yes. Currently 1km from the German border. It's radio silence from here on in.
To me met by Adareceptioncommittee on the German side.

Hello peeps.....cool

DickyC

49,827 posts

199 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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ApOrbital said:
Good luck chap any problems get on the special TT phone i will go find you.
I asked you not to talk about the TT-O-Phone. They'll all want one now.


Unless you were issued with one of the old ones in which case ignore what I just said.

DickyC

49,827 posts

199 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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iva cosworth said:
Hello peeps.....cool
Hello iva. What is your vehicle of choice today?

Fun Bus

17,911 posts

219 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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ChemicalChaos said:
Been making some professional business card earlier for interviews etc.

I thought I might as well make some "casual" ones as well for nights out etc... smile

I've seen and heard it all now. Words fail me that someone would have "casual" business cards.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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DickyC said:
iva cosworth said:
Hello peeps.....cool
Hello iva. What is your vehicle of choice today?
Currently in an orange Daf truck.

Fiat for the commute as it's the nicest weather of the week.

Bit concerned that I left the passenger window down.........paperbag
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