Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)

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DickyC

49,547 posts

197 months

Saturday 22nd November 2014
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The expression "Five 1/3 pints for £7" echoed over the English Channel earlier this evening and led directly to the mass suicide of all EU Weights, Measures and Currency Homologation Executives.

Ryn36

6,053 posts

167 months

Saturday 22nd November 2014
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TheDoggingFather said:
You must have caught something off me.
hehe

Catching!


Impasse

15,099 posts

240 months

Sunday 23rd November 2014
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DickyC said:
The expression "Five 1/3 pints for £7" echoed over the English Channel earlier this evening and led directly to the mass suicide of all EU Weights, Measures and Currency Homologation Executives.
How many EU WMCH Executives do you get to the lb?

Anyway, I'm in the bar just finishing my 0.568ltr. Bumped into one of my daughter's friends who is out with many delightful friends (all clutching their ID) which has been an hour or two of feeling old!

0a

23,879 posts

193 months

Sunday 23rd November 2014
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Impasse said:
DickyC said:
The expression "Five 1/3 pints for £7" echoed over the English Channel earlier this evening and led directly to the mass suicide of all EU Weights, Measures and Currency Homologation Executives.
How many EU WMCH Executives do you get to the lb?

Anyway, I'm in the bar just finishing my 0.568ltr. Bumped into one of my daughter's friends who is out with many delightful friends (all clutching their ID) which has been an hour or two of feeling old!
Careful there!

Impasse

15,099 posts

240 months

Sunday 23rd November 2014
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It's ok. I'm allowed to be a lecherous dirty old man. Mainly because I am a lecherous dirty old man.

pad58

12,543 posts

180 months

Sunday 23rd November 2014
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Light weights

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

194 months

Sunday 23rd November 2014
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Impasse said:
It's ok. I'm allowed to be a lecherous dirty old man. Mainly because I am a lecherous dirty old man.
Are we Chartered yet?

DickyC

49,547 posts

197 months

Sunday 23rd November 2014
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Fishtigua said:
Are we Chartered yet?
There's an Institute?

Let's see:

MILDOM

Ooh, yeah, that has a ring to it, but surely at my age I would be a Fellow.

Ricardo Dulles d'Eshwaughter FILDOM

New business cards all round?


Impasse

15,099 posts

240 months

Sunday 23rd November 2014
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Sounds wonderful. I'll grab the embossed paper and dig out the stationery guillotine.

Impasse

15,099 posts

240 months

Sunday 23rd November 2014
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ION, I've been having a quick rummage through my spam folder before deleting the dross, when I stumbled across a flyer from McDonald's. Apparently the McRib is coming back. Healthy eating clicky


TheDoggingFather

17,089 posts

205 months

Sunday 23rd November 2014
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Ryn36 said:
hehe

Catching!
Can't think if anyone I'd rather share it with wink

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

194 months

Sunday 23rd November 2014
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DickyC said:
Fishtigua said:
Are we Chartered yet?
There's an Institute?

Let's see:

MILDOM

Ooh, yeah, that has a ring to it, but surely at my age I would be a Fellow.

Ricardo Dulles d'Eshwaughter FILDOM

New business cards all round?
I've just had a mooch through mine. A FILDOM comes in as a strong third on my list of believable trumble of kack.

DickyC

49,547 posts

197 months

Sunday 23rd November 2014
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At No. 2, is it Lord Trumble of Kack?

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

194 months

Sunday 23rd November 2014
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DickyC said:
At No. 2, is it Lord Trumble of Kack?
Yacht Master Offshore.

It means I can have a G & T on deck while the other nutters run around.

Pad?

DickyC

49,547 posts

197 months

Sunday 23rd November 2014
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Fishtigua said:
DickyC said:
At No. 2, is it Lord Trumble of Kack?
Yacht Master Offshore.

It means I can have a G & T on deck while the other nutters run around.
Fade to you in slow mo with your G & T to Air on a G-String, cut to all others at Warp Drive to Benny Hill, cut back to you and JS Bach gazing into the distance.

I see it clearly.

A one man oasis of calm.

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

194 months

Sunday 23rd November 2014
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DickyC said:
I see it clearly.

A one man oasis of calm.
Hey, it was a job for 20 years.

And also a bit sore after a while.


Edited by Fishtigua on Sunday 23 November 10:52

DickyC

49,547 posts

197 months

Sunday 23rd November 2014
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Sore? I shan't enquire.

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

194 months

Sunday 23rd November 2014
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Salty Bum is not to enquire about.

pad58

12,543 posts

180 months

Sunday 23rd November 2014
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Yes more bacon and sausages rolls done.

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

194 months

Sunday 23rd November 2014
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Hooning some 800hp boats around is the norm.

Going to get the Sunday papers on a Quad in the wet? Phuq that:eek

Changing undercrackers now.
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