Chunj - Is this your Ignis?
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El Guapo said:
Mr Chunks
I note that this excellent vehicle has won Dogging Scene magazine's "Best Small Car" award for the 3rd year running. Special mention was made of its easy-clean interior and the ability of the rear seat to accommodate one housewife (XL) and 2 lardy blokes.
Bearing all this in mind, and with Aberdeen having a well-earned reputation as dogging capital of the UK I wonder if there is anything further you feel able to tell those of us wholap up any old nonsense you put up here hang on your every word.
I'm up here in the might Berlingo I'm afraid. Funny you should mention Aberdeen and filthy shaggers- I was surveying a store down by the harbour yesterday and ive never seen so many used 'extra safe' condoms lying about.I note that this excellent vehicle has won Dogging Scene magazine's "Best Small Car" award for the 3rd year running. Special mention was made of its easy-clean interior and the ability of the rear seat to accommodate one housewife (XL) and 2 lardy blokes.
Bearing all this in mind, and with Aberdeen having a well-earned reputation as dogging capital of the UK I wonder if there is anything further you feel able to tell those of us who
Must be a lot of bumming going on down there.
AW111 said:
Clearly, we have a new answer for all those boring "which car" threads...
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=23&t=1436236&mid=132132&nmt=What+car+would+YOU+spend+%7E%C2%A310k+on+in+my+shoes%3F
Well I don't know why that f
king link doesn't work, but it's up near the top anyway!For some reason, the chap seemed put off by the Ignis suggestion. Maybe he's not up to it. I'm not sure I would be if I'm honest.
Edited by northwest monkey on Wednesday 20th August 13:09
Dear Sir Clunge,
Forgive me for interrupting what must be your incredibly busy and fulfilling life in order to ask you a question, however your answer may just be the most enlightening event in my entire worthless existence;
What do you think of the typeface Suzuki chose for the 'Ignis' badge on the back? Have you had any more thoughts on whether you might replace it with one done in 'Calibri' or 'Comic Sans'?
If you were to answer this question in your usual calm yet obviously ultra rich and well connected style, I will literally shag a picture of your hand.
Forgive me for interrupting what must be your incredibly busy and fulfilling life in order to ask you a question, however your answer may just be the most enlightening event in my entire worthless existence;
What do you think of the typeface Suzuki chose for the 'Ignis' badge on the back? Have you had any more thoughts on whether you might replace it with one done in 'Calibri' or 'Comic Sans'?
If you were to answer this question in your usual calm yet obviously ultra rich and well connected style, I will literally shag a picture of your hand.
Dungbeetle said:
I've had enough of this thread, I'm calling time on the fantasy. That is, the fantasy of a "normal" Chunky.
Chunky drives the Ignis in the city, it's the perfect car for the gritty backdrop of Glasgow when he doesn't wish to draw attention to himself.
The rest of the time, he enjoys racing around Loch Lomond and up to the highlands in his McLaren P1. I know, because he's scared the living st out of me. Other PHers can also vouch for this should they wish.
Why does the Flemke thread stick in his throat? Because despite not courting publicity as an ordinary "working class" multi millionaire, he's jealous of the attention Flemke receives.
Truth time Chunky!
Chunky drives the Ignis in the city, it's the perfect car for the gritty backdrop of Glasgow when he doesn't wish to draw attention to himself.
The rest of the time, he enjoys racing around Loch Lomond and up to the highlands in his McLaren P1. I know, because he's scared the living s
t out of me. Other PHers can also vouch for this should they wish. Why does the Flemke thread stick in his throat? Because despite not courting publicity as an ordinary "working class" multi millionaire, he's jealous of the attention Flemke receives.
Truth time Chunky!
I heard that he bought a Euromillions Lottery ticket and won 1st prize, but threw the ticket away knowing it was a winner, beacause its only "pocket change to a man like me" 
tenpenceshort said:
Dear Sir Clunge,
Forgive me for interrupting what must be your incredibly busy and fulfilling life in order to ask you a question, however your answer may just be the most enlightening event in my entire worthless existence;
What do you think of the typeface Suzuki chose for the 'Ignis' badge on the back? Have you had any more thoughts on whether you might replace it with one done in 'Calibri' or 'Comic Sans'?
If you were to answer this question in your usual calm yet obviously ultra rich and well connected style, I will literally shag a picture of your hand.
I quite like it. It's simple- like the average Suzuki owner.Forgive me for interrupting what must be your incredibly busy and fulfilling life in order to ask you a question, however your answer may just be the most enlightening event in my entire worthless existence;
What do you think of the typeface Suzuki chose for the 'Ignis' badge on the back? Have you had any more thoughts on whether you might replace it with one done in 'Calibri' or 'Comic Sans'?
If you were to answer this question in your usual calm yet obviously ultra rich and well connected style, I will literally shag a picture of your hand.
The 2005 ones have ignis, sport, VVT badges stacked on top of each other. I think that's overkill a bit.
Ignis, sport, RRAAARRRR I'm going to shag your sister would probably be better.
Sir, I find the pages of my Ignis brouchure keep getting stuck together.
Unless one wipes the spoff off immediately of course.
I have to do this myself, but can I assume you have an Ignis spoff remover ?
I have other similar car related magazines with the same problem.
Fiesta, Escort, Asian babes corolla owners, wankel engine enthusiasts, F1 three up in the cockpit monthly, Suzuki wagon "double RR's" and so on.
Unless one wipes the spoff off immediately of course.
I have to do this myself, but can I assume you have an Ignis spoff remover ?
I have other similar car related magazines with the same problem.
Fiesta, Escort, Asian babes corolla owners, wankel engine enthusiasts, F1 three up in the cockpit monthly, Suzuki wagon "double RR's" and so on.
Sir Chunj (i hope it's alright to address you as Sir? If it isn't please accept my humblest apologies),
I must ask, what was it about this particular Ignis that made you pull the proverbial trigger on the purchase all that time ago?
Out of all the other Ignis that must have been available to you, how did you reach that monumental decision that this was the one for you? Was there one particular thing that stood out, shining brightly like a lighthouse beacon casting its pure light out to sea? Or were there a combination of factors that merely whispered softly and gently in your ear "I am the Ignis you desire"?
I must ask, what was it about this particular Ignis that made you pull the proverbial trigger on the purchase all that time ago?
Out of all the other Ignis that must have been available to you, how did you reach that monumental decision that this was the one for you? Was there one particular thing that stood out, shining brightly like a lighthouse beacon casting its pure light out to sea? Or were there a combination of factors that merely whispered softly and gently in your ear "I am the Ignis you desire"?
DickyC said:
Nothing since five to four?
What's up? Thread won't start? Ignision trouble?
There was a very angry chap before who got a bit emotional but his posts have gone (see my post above - I quoted him). I think he was a Toyota Corolla fan trolling.What's up? Thread won't start? Ignision trouble?
I have written to Haymerkin (custodians of this site) to ask them to remove anyone from the site who dares suggest the Ignis is anything other than the pinnacle of motoring.
AlexRS2782 said:
Sir Chunj (i hope it's alright to address you as Sir? If it isn't please accept my humblest apologies),
I must ask, what was it about this particular Ignis that made you pull the proverbial trigger on the purchase all that time ago?
Out of all the other Ignis that must have been available to you, how did you reach that monumental decision that this was the one for you? Was there one particular thing that stood out, shining brightly like a lighthouse beacon casting its pure light out to sea? Or were there a combination of factors that merely whispered softly and gently in your ear "I am the Ignis you desire"?
A ray of light hit in and there was high pitched singing and stuff.I must ask, what was it about this particular Ignis that made you pull the proverbial trigger on the purchase all that time ago?
Out of all the other Ignis that must have been available to you, how did you reach that monumental decision that this was the one for you? Was there one particular thing that stood out, shining brightly like a lighthouse beacon casting its pure light out to sea? Or were there a combination of factors that merely whispered softly and gently in your ear "I am the Ignis you desire"?
AlexRS2782 said:
Sir Chunj (i hope it's alright to address you as Sir? If it isn't please accept my humblest apologies),
I must ask, what was it about this particular Ignis that made you pull the proverbial trigger on the purchase all that time ago?
Out of all the other Ignis that must have been available to you, how did you reach that monumental decision that this was the one for you? Was there one particular thing that stood out, shining brightly like a lighthouse beacon casting its pure light out to sea? Or were there a combination of factors that merely whispered softly and gently in your ear "I am the Ignis you desire"?
A ray of light hit in and there was high pitched singing and stuff.I must ask, what was it about this particular Ignis that made you pull the proverbial trigger on the purchase all that time ago?
Out of all the other Ignis that must have been available to you, how did you reach that monumental decision that this was the one for you? Was there one particular thing that stood out, shining brightly like a lighthouse beacon casting its pure light out to sea? Or were there a combination of factors that merely whispered softly and gently in your ear "I am the Ignis you desire"?
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