Chunj - Is this your Ignis?

Chunj - Is this your Ignis?

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TheDoggingFather

17,089 posts

205 months

Tuesday 24th February 2015
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I hear it's doing the Festival of Speed this year, expected to break the course record.

MidnightXR6

813 posts

168 months

Tuesday 24th February 2015
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I heard it was going to be an Aldi finest car meet.

Mark-C

5,010 posts

204 months

Tuesday 24th February 2015
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TheDoggingFather said:
I hear it's doing the Festival of Speed this year, expected to break the course record.
Hmm ... I'm not so sure. Yes it would clearly blitz the tat that usually goes up the hill at FoS but would that allow enough time for it to be properly prepped and shipped in time for the Pebble Beach Concours dElegance? Although they may not want our Chunj there given it clearly wouldn't be worth anybody else turning up ...

zeDuffMan

4,054 posts

150 months

Tuesday 24th February 2015
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TheDoggingFather said:
I hear it's doing the Festival of Speed this year, expected to break the course record.
The insurance premium for a run up the hillclimb must be astronomical. You'd have to be borderline barmy to even consider it.

Chim

7,259 posts

176 months

Tuesday 24th February 2015
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Maclaren currently have the car with them at the moment, they are trying to do some modelling from it in pre-season testing in the hope of improving their rankings this year

MidnightXR6

813 posts

168 months

Saturday 28th February 2015
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It is in demand. Ferrari and Maserati want a shot of it for their in house designers to learn how to model cars.

EvoDelta

8,216 posts

189 months

Saturday 28th February 2015
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zeDuffMan said:
TheDoggingFather said:
I hear it's doing the Festival of Speed this year, expected to break the course record.
The insurance premium for a run up the hillclimb must be astronomical. You'd have to be borderline barmy to even consider it.
But what's the point in owning a car like this if you can't enjoy it? Ignii shouldn't be bubble wrapped in a museum, they should be used as they were intended!

Chim

7,259 posts

176 months

Saturday 28th February 2015
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Chunj, where are you. We are desperate to find out what is happening with the Ignis, have you for example considered changing the font of the "I" slightly on the Inis logo. I believe if you reduced this slightly in size or perhaps added to the curvature that it would improve the aesthetics greatly. I know this is a big move though and would imaging you will need to give it a lot of thought.

pad58

12,543 posts

180 months

Saturday 28th February 2015
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I just love the way the Recaros cup ones buttocks.

MidnightXR6

813 posts

168 months

Saturday 28th February 2015
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Pad. Shave yer bum then try it. Lush.

Council Baby

19,741 posts

189 months

Saturday 28th February 2015
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Chunj, apologies for the crudity, but there's an article in the daily mail about a man in a yellow bikini havig sex with an ignis.

Chunj, is this your yellow bikini?

vx220

2,689 posts

233 months

Saturday 28th February 2015
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Was Alonso blue-flagged to let the Ignis through, hence smacking the wall?

Possibly a good representation of their pace...

ManFromDelmonte

2,742 posts

179 months

Saturday 28th February 2015
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Chunj, I see you recently had a letter published in Evo. Were you happy with the response they gave to the part about the drag coefficient of the door mirrors?

MidnightXR6

813 posts

168 months

Sunday 1st March 2015
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Chunj were the mirrors not a one off year to make it that 0.5mph faster?

Chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

197 months

Sunday 1st March 2015
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Corvettes are st because they have leather on the gearstick.

The ignis doesn't have leather on the gearstick. It has a 'leather' gaiter that is thinner than the skin on a pensioners scrotum.

This adds at least 5bhp.

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

178 months

Sunday 1st March 2015
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Ah yes. Classic 'fart and you rip a hole through it' upholstery. Classic Suzuki.

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

210 months

Sunday 1st March 2015
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Chunkymonkey71 said:
Corvettes are st because they have leather on the gearstick.

The ignis doesn't have leather on the gearstick. It has a 'leather' gaiter that is thinner than the skin on a pensioners scrotum.

This adds at least 5bhp.
I would have thought that that was an advantage. After all, if one wants to polish the inside of ones colon, one would want something at least medical grade titanium. Yours is the 'Titanium' edition isn't it?

One a slightly different note, performance wise, I have in my possession some Ever Ready blue D cell batteries circa 1995. You are more than welcome to them. An Ignis E800i would be awesome (the 800 of course relates to the number of cells required.

MidnightXR6

813 posts

168 months

Sunday 1st March 2015
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Chunkymonkey71 said:
Corvettes are st because they have leather on the gearstick.

The ignis doesn't have leather on the gearstick. It has a 'leather' gaiter that is thinner than the skin on a pensioners scrotum.

This adds at least 5bhp.
Chunj. I was disappointed in the Ignis gear stick gator leather. I found It was a tad rough when wiping the man juice from my member on it. Therefor the Corvette leather would have been a better design from Suzuki.

ManFromDelmonte

2,742 posts

179 months

Monday 2nd March 2015
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Chunj, thanks for the replies, it's really a privilege to talk to someone whose car is worth between 3 and 4 figures and of which they only made hundreds of thousands.

I hope yourselves carry on talking to ourselves as myselves really enjoys it.

Chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

197 months

Monday 2nd March 2015
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ManFromDelmonte said:
Chunj, thanks for the replies, it's really a privilege to talk to someone whose car is worth between 3 and 4 figures and of which they only made hundreds of thousands.

I hope yourselves carry on talking to ourselves as myselves really enjoys it.
I love it when someone completely gets the point on this thread!

:-D