How dozy is your KFC?

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wolfracesonic

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6,992 posts

127 months

Monday 25th August 2014
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Went to my local KFC a fortnight ago, tried to order 2 variety meals: 20 minute wait says girl, no it won't says I, give me my money back please. Tried again today, against my better judgement: 12 minute wait this time or it would have been if I hadn't walked out. So I went to a drive-thru one further away, my order was pretty much ready by the time I had 'drive round the corner please' (Think Apu, Simpsons) What sort of service do you get at your local branch?

ambuletz

10,734 posts

181 months

Monday 25th August 2014
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where fried chicken is concerned i dont mind waiting if the chicken is going to be fresh. Same goes for burgers. happy to wait.

However not that long ago I had to wait 20min for two double cheeseburgers at McDonalds, not even an apology for waiting so long. Mind you this was at lunch time, at a town centre McDs during half term. Still... should have been done within 5.

Nowadays I think I spend less time waiting in argos for my items then I do waiting in somewhere like McDs.

THX

2,348 posts

122 months

Monday 25th August 2014
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I've never, ever received the dipping sauce I ordered.

They always ask, I always say mayo, but it never comes.

I'm starting to think it's just one massive cruel joke and that dipping sauce actually doesn't exist.

jonah35

3,940 posts

157 months

Monday 25th August 2014
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I hate queuing at the coffee shop chain beginning with C. Always a queue at motorway services, town centres etc. even when there's no one in the queue it still takes ages!

andymc

7,352 posts

207 months

Monday 25th August 2014
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they are always filthy as well, the shop not the assistants

RosscoPCole

3,318 posts

174 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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Tried the new KFC that opened recently near where I live. Was given an order number. Felt like I was in an Argos that sold fried chicken.

RizzoTheRat

25,162 posts

192 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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Last one I went to was Leicester Forest services. Big queue to order, but nobody using the self service tills, placed my order, went to the counter, and about a minute later my food showed up.

Fast food's hardly food, so without the fast what's the point?

Jobbo

12,972 posts

264 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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THX said:
I've never, ever received the dipping sauce I ordered.

They always ask, I always say mayo, but it never comes.

I'm starting to think it's just one massive cruel joke and that dipping sauce actually doesn't exist.
Exactly my experience - I even ask them to list the dipping sauces so I can choose one, so it's probably the longest part of the ordering process. I've never found out what they taste like laugh

5potTurbo

12,532 posts

168 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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I can't remember the last time I visited KFC, in the U.K or U.S., probably because the KFC's in my hometown were always pretty rank.
A Chinese family opened a bunch of takeaways called "Chicken Delight", and they were brilliant!

Flip Martian

19,666 posts

190 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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doogz said:
Went last week.

Very rarely go, but it had been a long day, was on my way to a mates house, stopped to grab something at the drivethrough.

"It'll just be a minute, please park over there and I'll bring it over."

20 minutes later, she appeared with my food, and some little ice-cream things that looked like they were made of plastic, as an apology for the wait.

Which I thought was fair enough.

Got to my mates, about 3 minutes in the car, everything was stone cold apart from my burger, and they'd forgotten his beans and corn.

Won't be back, should have known better.
Surely a drivethrough is where you drive up, place your order and then receive what you ordered without having to park up? You drive in - and drive out with your food? Being asked to park up surely means its no longer functioning as a drivethrough.

15yrold

55 posts

157 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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doogz said:
they'd forgotten his beans and corn.
frown idk why but this made me feel bad

JonRB

74,539 posts

272 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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My local one is clean, tidy, they're very prompt (barely have to wait), the food is always piping hot (although the fries can sometimes be a little soggy), and I've never had cause for complaint.

But that's the thing with franchise businesses - they're only as good as the franchisee. Guess my local is a good one.


soad

32,894 posts

176 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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Used to enjoy the occasional KFC (yes, I know it's not exactly the healthy option, but hey). Don't recall visiting local ones for years on end.

skinny

5,269 posts

235 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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mine are fine, by the time you've got to the drivethrough window it's normally ready.
still, the chips are without exception cold and miserable once i've driven the 4 minutes back to the O/H's...

Cotty

39,537 posts

284 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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Would love a KFC but they don't deliver and I can't be arsed to collect.

kowalski655

14,640 posts

143 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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Flip Martian said:
Surely a drivethrough is where you drive up, place your order and then receive what you ordered without having to park up? You drive in - and drive out with your food? Being asked to park up surely means its no longer functioning as a drivethrough.
Like with McDs,any deviation from the norm( no lettuce etc) means their brains implode and it takes ages to sort.
2 of my local ones are halal stores,so would not serve the pulled chicken burger for some stupid reason

rpguk

4,465 posts

284 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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I've been out of the country for most of the year and had KFC for the first time a couple of weeks back. The whole place seems to have taken a turn for the worst. I had the new flavoured chicken bite things and they didn't have BBQ sauce so I got sweet chilli and it was absolutely disgusting. A mucus like goo that the bits of chicken were drowning in. Impossible to eat without making a mess and the little fork they gave was useless. I can't believe it was actually tested in a real life context.

The worst bit was the new style lemon wipe was a pale imitation of it's former self frown

JonRB

74,539 posts

272 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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rpguk said:
I had the new flavoured chicken bite things and they didn't have BBQ sauce so I got sweet chilli and it was absolutely disgusting. A mucus like goo that the bits of chicken were drowning in.
Yup. The peri peri / chilli sauce isn't much better. In fact I think your description could apply to them all; very much drowned in sticky goo.

Mastodon2

13,826 posts

165 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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I do enjoy a KFC, however, they really need to look at their SOPs and get the restaurants running as smoothly as McDonalds and Burger King. Whenever I go in, they're usually a tip, with half-eaten food on the table, all manner of debris on the floor around the counter, people milling all over the place as nothing is ever served to you when you order it. I tend not to go at "rush hour" times, but not exactly dropping by 5 minutes before closing either, yet they never have anything ready.

The restaurants have just had a big refurb a little while back, and they look good, but they seem to be terminally under-staffed, and forever disorganised. It's a shame really, as I do think their product is good, and I never feel short-changed when I've been, but the waiting and the state of the restaurants tends to make me opt for Burger King.

Pferdestarke

7,179 posts

187 months

Tuesday 26th August 2014
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I'll have six hot wings please.

They gave me four.

I'll "tower up" please.

No hash brown.

Gravy.

Beans instead.

wkers.

Oh. And no wiped or napkins. My leather will do don't worry.