The X Factor : 2014

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vournikas

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11,707 posts

204 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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Well, it's back; starting Saturday.

Scary Spice should be good value for money as a judge. Cheryl will blub, as usual. Walsh will get the equivalent of a singing Rod Hull & Emu through to the final. Cowell will have a smile like The Terminator 'cause Botox really is the done thing for middle-aged men, isn't it?

The boys will - generally - all sing falsetto, like the damp patches they always are
The girls will - generally - all warble, like the Carey wannabees they think they are
The groups will all - generally - be derivative, like they think they're not
The "overs" (I fvcking hate that term) will - for the most part - have huge, cultured voices that deserve a bigger audience, but are ditched for not being relevant which they aren't

I look forward to it as a very, very guilty pleasure



Oakey

27,564 posts

216 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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Tulisa is back for judges houses as well

markiii

3,608 posts

194 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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Oakey said:
Tulisa is back for judges houses as well
lots of time spent in the powder room?

vournikas

Original Poster:

11,707 posts

204 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Good start tonight, with two outstanding auditions.

Chloe Jasmine

Jay James




Jasandjules

69,883 posts

229 months

Sunday 31st August 2014
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Some ok ones there at least.

Mojooo

12,718 posts

180 months

Sunday 31st August 2014
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End of todays show was tense - now sure what I would have done there. Fair play to Simon for probably saying it how it is. I prob would have done what Mel did.

vournikas

Original Poster:

11,707 posts

204 months

Sunday 31st August 2014
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Cowell did the right thing, I think.

She could hold a tune together, but her voice lacked quality

lexusboy

1,099 posts

143 months

Sunday 31st August 2014
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The Chinese woman and her mother last night were awesome

lexusboy

1,099 posts

143 months

Sunday 31st August 2014
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The Chinese woman and her mother last night were awesome

Sarkmeister

1,665 posts

218 months

Sunday 31st August 2014
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Anyone else notice that the older fella part of "Kitten and the Hip" was the lead singer of Freak Power?

Drive Through Booty is a classic album, can't believe he has ended up in a X Factor audition.

LaurasOtherHalf

21,429 posts

196 months

Sunday 31st August 2014
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One of tonight's contestants flashed my wife. True story.

B.J.W

5,783 posts

215 months

Monday 1st September 2014
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Sarkmeister said:
Anyone else notice that the older fella part of "Kitten and the Hip" was the lead singer of Freak Power?

Drive Through Booty is a classic album, can't believe he has ended up in a X Factor audition.
He looked like he was doing just fine to me......

marcosgt

11,018 posts

176 months

Monday 1st September 2014
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B.J.W said:
Sarkmeister said:
Anyone else notice that the older fella part of "Kitten and the Hip" was the lead singer of Freak Power?

Drive Through Booty is a classic album, can't believe he has ended up in a X Factor audition.
He looked like he was doing just fine to me......
"Kitten and the Hip Replacement"

Loved her agonising over whether to dump him and go it alone biggrin

Is that true about him being the lead singer of Freak Power or a joke?

M.

Edited by marcosgt on Monday 1st September 10:00

rover 623gsi

5,230 posts

161 months

Monday 1st September 2014
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yes it's true. Ashley Slater

and here's a vid of Kitten and The Hip that has 100,00+ views on Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETAKCFtgYTI

GregK2

1,660 posts

146 months

Monday 1st September 2014
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Heh, it had less than 10k hits yesterday.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

163 months

Saturday 6th September 2014
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Okay,since when was "Ten" a name ?

Answer...since Beckhams named girl [Harper] Seven.

ambuletz

10,733 posts

181 months

Saturday 6th September 2014
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Someone get the tissues out.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

163 months

Saturday 6th September 2014
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Cannot stand the sob stories.

Athlon

5,015 posts

206 months

Saturday 6th September 2014
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I thought she was good actually, the lyrics were really good.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

163 months

Saturday 6th September 2014
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Nope....like the Lennon and Brian Ferry versions but not this.