You know you are getting old when .....

[DUMBO100]

Went to the barbers yesterday and when he'd finished and I went to the till he asked for £5 instead of the normal £9.He said I'll only charge you for the back and sides. I'm not sure if I'm insulted or pleased

[Eric Mc]

You know you ARE old when the cultural memes mentioned in "You know you are getting old...." threads mean absolutely nothing to you.

[Monkeylegend]

When you select your plot in the local churchyard and you walk around with pee stains on the front of your trousers.

[kellys hero]

When your boss says that "you will need 2 safety critical medicals a year now as you are over 50"

I'm 43, how piggin old must I look??!

[leefee]

I went round to an old friend who likes his citroens, he is 74 and was sorting my rear suspension height corrector thing. He always refers to me as "loon" (young lad). Last night whilst there he got a phone call and in trying to hurry the conversation i heard him tell the caller " i have to go as i have a manny round to see me" I was surprised i noticed it, but it did make me feel old. Im 37.

[ooo000ooo]

Changed jobs in work earlier this year and have went from being one of the younger ones with "only" 26 years service to being second oldest in my new team.
Couple of guys just out of training are calling me dad every time I tell them what they should be doing.

[The Hypno-Toad]

Where's me cocoa?

[Studio117]

When your scrotum covers your arse hole?

[MGJohn]

For me it is the fact that I never run up stairs anymore. Mind you, a double bypass eight years ago is the harshest reality check reminder that none of us will live forever. Chest pains like you've no idea. Plus I only have 25% of the teeth I once had.

[226bhp]

You say something is 'Ace'.
You 'taped' a program on TV.

[Jasandjules]

You see a 12 year old getting into a car/doctor/police officer.....

[Asterix]

It's normaly the Police Officer getting into a 12 year old, especially in Rotherham I hear...

[Tant]

....you watch a porn film and you think "fk me, that bed looks comfy"

[Squiggs]

226bhp said:

You say something is 'Ace'.
You 'taped' a program on TV.

When me and the Mrs watch a recorded prog and if it gets paused (or if live TV gets paused) cos one of us has left the room then when we're both ready to watch again the call still goes out 'start the tape!'

[Asterix]

Tant said:

....you watch a porn film and you think "fk me, that bed looks comfy"

[DJRC]

Just had this convo with the wife. Caught five mins of X Factor just now and some 15yo lad. He was saying how his dad had taught him all the "proper old Indie bands, Oasis Stone Roses "etc... When the hell did the music I went to Uni with turn into old music??!

[Thorodin]

Went to the surgery today for my blood results. The waiting room was full and a girl, well, say about 40, stood up and offered me her chair. Really cheered me up. Then when I finally got in to see the Doc he said "Well, you've got some". I didn't think I looked that bad.

[WinstonWolf]

TheExcession said:

WinstonWolf said:

You make an involuntary noise every time you get up from a chair.

and need to be seated in order to put on socks and shoes.

Why do they put feet so bloody far away

[PF62]

rolex said:

When barber's start asking for your age at the till!

I had that recently. Took me a moment to twig why on earth he was asking.

[Kiltie]

DJRC said:

Just had this convo with the wife.

Ten-four Rubber Duck.