Who's been married the shortest, and what went wrong?

Who's been married the shortest, and what went wrong?

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Wacky Racer

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38,099 posts

246 months

Tuesday 9th September 2014
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I'm sure some of you have a tale to tell.....smile

I knew a bloke who went out with a girl for four years, they got married on a Saturday and split up on the Monday, never did find out what went on......



markcoznottz

7,155 posts

223 months

Tuesday 9th September 2014
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The last wedding I went to I cried my eyes out........it was when the vicar said, 'I'm afraid she hasn't turned up mate'.....

spikeyhead

17,225 posts

196 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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A lass I knew finished her marriage during the reception by smashing a bottle over his head after she caught him shagging the chief bridesmaid in the toilets

dazwalsh

6,095 posts

140 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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spikeyhead said:
A lass I knew finished her marriage during the reception by smashing a bottle over his head after she caught him shagging the chief bridesmaid in the toilets
Now THATS the way to end a marriage in style!

900T-R

20,404 posts

256 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Pure class, that.

TheLordJohn

5,746 posts

145 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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spikeyhead said:
A lass I knew finished her marriage during the reception by smashing a bottle over his head after she caught him shagging the chief bridesmaid in the toilets
Why does the man always get it? Why don't they smash a bottle over the bird, too?
Anyway, I know of a 3 day honeymoon period, then it went downhill afterwards and hasn't been the same since!!

NoNeed

15,137 posts

199 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Wacky Racer said:
I'm sure some of you have a tale to tell.....smile

I knew a bloke who went out with a girl for four years, they got married on a Saturday and split up on the Monday, never did find out what went on......

She wanted to make sure she got her half before fking off is my guess.

Original Poster

5,429 posts

175 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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spikeyhead said:
A lass I knew finished her marriage during the reception by smashing a bottle over his head after she caught him shagging the chief bridesmaid in the toilets
That didn't happen did it..

ShawCrossShark

4,264 posts

233 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Makes me feel a bit better reading this.

14 months. Found out she was a sl4g wavey

Andyjc86

1,149 posts

148 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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I knew a couple who split after 5 months. I thought that was bad, but not even getting to the honeymoon!!

nw28840

985 posts

178 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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20+ years ago a mate got married, honeymoon on the Greek islands where he became quite badly ill, couple of days in hospital then confined to the honeymoon suite.
They'd booked sailing lessons, he insisted she go ahead and not juts sit in the room taking care of him - Sailing instructor was in balls deep in a couple of days. They separated immediately on return from honymoon and 6-12 months later I saw her with another one of the lads I used to hang around with.

CedGTV

2,538 posts

253 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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I have some friends who had a fairly OK relationship, but the day of the wedding it all starting falling apart.

He was and still is a successful builder and she owned a riding school on her families farm land.

She was looking to hook him to feather her bed so to speak.

She hit the bottle early and the church bit was a bit tense but not a patch on the reception, she and her nest of viper mates were ramping up the atmosphere so much so she took a swing at him while the bhes of Eastwick were laughing their tits off.

He then had that shining light of clarity and threw her out of the hotel with all her clobber at 3am after her near all day of insults and violence.

So all in all a solid 14 hours of wedding bliss.

He got shot of her with a suitable sized cheque and now is very happy with some other girl and has open a new suite of offices for his company.

I like him and she rather tragically died of Cancer sometime ago.

Impasse

15,099 posts

240 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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markcoznottz said:
The last wedding I went to I cried my eyes out........it was when the vicar said, 'I'm afraid she hasn't turned up mate'.....
The last wedding I went to I cried my eyes out........it was when the vicar said, 'I'm afraid she has turned up mate'

maxest

303 posts

217 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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nw28840 said:
20+ years ago a mate got married, honeymoon on the Greek islands where he became quite badly ill, couple of days in hospital then confined to the honeymoon suite.
They'd booked sailing lessons, he insisted she go ahead and not juts sit in the room taking care of him - Sailing instructor was in balls deep in a couple of days. They separated immediately on return from honymoon and 6-12 months later I saw her with another one of the lads I used to hang around with.
Was it this guy..


spikeyhead

17,225 posts

196 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Original Poster said:
spikeyhead said:
A lass I knew finished her marriage during the reception by smashing a bottle over his head after she caught him shagging the chief bridesmaid in the toilets
That didn't happen did it..
It did, Anglesey, circa 1985

ShawCrossShark

4,264 posts

233 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Or this one

TheLordJohn

5,746 posts

145 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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maxest said:
nw28840 said:
20+ years ago a mate got married, honeymoon on the Greek islands where he became quite badly ill, couple of days in hospital then confined to the honeymoon suite.
They'd booked sailing lessons, he insisted she go ahead and not juts sit in the room taking care of him - Sailing instructor was in balls deep in a couple of days. They separated immediately on return from honymoon and 6-12 months later I saw her with another one of the lads I used to hang around with.
Was it this guy..

EXACTLY what I thought of...! Haha.

anonymous-user

53 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Wacky Racer said:
I'm sure some of you have a tale to tell.....smile

I knew a bloke who went out with a girl for four years, they got married on a Saturday and split up on the Monday, never did find out what went on......

She made him 'wait' until the wedding night. Turned out she is/used to be a man.

Birdster

2,529 posts

142 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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TheLordJohn said:
maxest said:
nw28840 said:
20+ years ago a mate got married, honeymoon on the Greek islands where he became quite badly ill, couple of days in hospital then confined to the honeymoon suite.
They'd booked sailing lessons, he insisted she go ahead and not juts sit in the room taking care of him - Sailing instructor was in balls deep in a couple of days. They separated immediately on return from honymoon and 6-12 months later I saw her with another one of the lads I used to hang around with.
Was it this guy..

EXACTLY what I thought of...! Haha.
What film is that? I know it's a while back.

maxest

303 posts

217 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Birdster said:
What film is that? I know it's a while back.
Along came polly