2 min Energizer for long meeting

2 min Energizer for long meeting

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schmalex

13,616 posts

206 months

Sunday 14th September 2014
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Good point. I think I said something along the lines of "without reaching in for your spare pen". It was a long time ago and I was pissed off with being asked the question

VinceFox

20,566 posts

172 months

Sunday 14th September 2014
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It's the sort of question someone who calls problems "challenges" would use. And they can fk off.

schmalex

13,616 posts

206 months

Sunday 14th September 2014
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Indeed.

lamboman100

1,445 posts

121 months

Sunday 14th September 2014
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You are at work, not school.

No need for energizers.

Just be honest. Tell them straightaway -- "enforced team-building exercises are sh*t and sad, but we gotta do this, so your full attention for the next xx minutes is utterly required".

TIGA84

5,206 posts

231 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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Bullett said:
Sell me this pen...
"What the fk are you doing in my penshop?"

Seems to cover all the wky sales bases.

smile

jonnydm

5,107 posts

209 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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schmalex said:
Bullett said:
Sell me this pen...
A hiring manager once said that to me in an interview. I told him to write his name on the piece of paper infront of him, without reaching into pocket.

The simple laws of supply and demand always prevail.

I didn't take the job, as I can't stand people who ask questions of that ilk.
Always liked this story

"There is a (possibly apocryphal) story about Lew Grade, the great theatrical impresario, who would always interview the final candidates for a job. Once, he ushered in a hopeful to his cigar-filled office, saying: “So you want to be a salesman. Here’s my water jug, sell it to me!” The young man thought for a moment, got up, walked around Lord Grade’s desk, picked up the waste paper bin and set it on the desk, before lighting a match and dropping it in the bin. As the flames rose, he politely asked Lord Grade: “Would you like to buy this jug of water?”

He got the job. "
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/features/10889906/...


TIGA84

5,206 posts

231 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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swerni said:
Why would they offer you a job based on that answer?
It demonstrates no sales skill or understanding of the process of selling
You haven't created a need or compelling event, supply and demand is irrelevant, he can just get a pen from anywhere in his own time and sign away.

You sure it really happened like that? wink
I think the whole point - albeit at a fairly low level of sales - is to establish whether or not someone is capable of asking open questions to establish the need. You're right in your point that supply and demand doesn't really come into it.

Soov535

35,829 posts

271 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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Spathodus77 said:
I'm thinking that just before I introduce the exercise that I'll have maybe 2 to 3 mins to introduce a bit of enthusiasm and shake things up a bit. At present my ideas stretch as far as; getting people to stand up, finding some space, warning them not to engage in any activity that could aggravate any medical conditions and then getting them moving.

Its the getting people moving bit that I need ideas on. My own thoughts are; a few stretches (dull) or a game of [insert company name here] says (e.g. like simon says)

Any ideas out there?
Ralph

Here's one. Forget this bullst. A few stretches? A game of Simon Says?

For absolute f***s sake man, it's embarrassing, everyone will despise you for eternity. I've been on more conferences that you've had hot dinners, and these sorts of things are without exception excruciating. African drumming, building a tower out of spaghetti and jelly babies, writing a poem as a group.

All complete sh*t.




If you really must allow people to have a stretch, just tell them they have five minutes for a comfort break (fag/piss/fresh air/quick knee trembler) and let them do their own thing.

Don't be a.....





Edited by Soov535 on Tuesday 16th September 14:49

Pickled Piper

6,341 posts

235 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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Just read this thread. Brought back memories of Company culture way back in my past. I am sooooooo glad to be self employed.

That is all.

TIGA84

5,206 posts

231 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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swerni said:
Open question? As in one where the answer isn't yes or no?
"When was the last time you used your pen?" would be a good example of an open question

He didn't ask an open question, in fact he didn't ask any question, he just asked him to do something, therefore he fails your test
I was referring in general to the "sell me the pen" task - not his answer.


OllieC

3,816 posts

214 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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I'm glad I work for a small business at times !

Give them a can of red bull if you want them to be awake

bitchstewie

51,207 posts

210 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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What does the company do? I'm reading and I keep thinking some sort of wonder vacuum cleaner?

jimbop1

2,441 posts

204 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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OP, you do know these 'team building' activities don't bring people together.. They just make people dislike you for making them do silly things.

Make the presentations interesting and give numerous short breaks.

elanfan

5,520 posts

227 months

Wednesday 17th September 2014
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swerni said:
My favourite was always, "stand up and tell the room a secret", you can guess how that one normally ends .
No, do tell. Or is it a secret?

DaveCWK

1,990 posts

174 months

Saturday 20th September 2014
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When presented with having to participate in an 'energizer' I try to excuse myself and go take a dump.

Do the decent thing; offer a 10 minute break with some tasty cookies and premium orange juice on a table in the back.

Thankyou4calling

10,602 posts

173 months

Saturday 20th September 2014
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http://youtu.be/h-wfO6_eq-A

I always enjoy a decent role okay at meetings