GU05 XWX, Black Civic Type R, Herne Hill at 17.30, 16/9/14
Discussion
It started to go wrong for you a long time before you realised.
Your road positioning was far too far over in your lane, meaning you couldn't pass the bus you had to pull out and around.
Now your driving is a slightly perplexing combination of hesitant and impulsive - no wonder the bus driver thought you were letting him out when you were stopped dead behind him.
Then you lurched forward, three times if memory serves, each time trying to assert your authority on both the bus and the Merc estate.
That didn't work, did it? Your own dithering and lack of awareness wrote the story for you.
The guy in the Merc held his position rather than let you force your way in front of him - then you had a pop at him, which started people laughing at you.
Last time I saw you were shooting off toward Norwood, in the right hand turn lane as you went straight across the junction- which wasn't a huge surprise.
You need to work on your road positioning, your awareness (this was shocking), you clearly don't understand the size of your vehicle, and you basically can't drive it very well.
I'd suggest some advanced driving lessons, and whilst you learn to drive you might want to take the bus.
Finally, and I say this from the most sincere concern for you, your concave chest, hunched shoulders and very obvious weight problem point to a sedentary existence and a very high risk of Type 2 diabetes.
You should cut down on the fatty and sugary foods, and start trying to take at least 30 minutes of exercise each day - otherwise you'll be insulin dependent before you know it.
Your road positioning was far too far over in your lane, meaning you couldn't pass the bus you had to pull out and around.
Now your driving is a slightly perplexing combination of hesitant and impulsive - no wonder the bus driver thought you were letting him out when you were stopped dead behind him.
Then you lurched forward, three times if memory serves, each time trying to assert your authority on both the bus and the Merc estate.
That didn't work, did it? Your own dithering and lack of awareness wrote the story for you.
The guy in the Merc held his position rather than let you force your way in front of him - then you had a pop at him, which started people laughing at you.
Last time I saw you were shooting off toward Norwood, in the right hand turn lane as you went straight across the junction- which wasn't a huge surprise.
You need to work on your road positioning, your awareness (this was shocking), you clearly don't understand the size of your vehicle, and you basically can't drive it very well.
I'd suggest some advanced driving lessons, and whilst you learn to drive you might want to take the bus.
Finally, and I say this from the most sincere concern for you, your concave chest, hunched shoulders and very obvious weight problem point to a sedentary existence and a very high risk of Type 2 diabetes.
You should cut down on the fatty and sugary foods, and start trying to take at least 30 minutes of exercise each day - otherwise you'll be insulin dependent before you know it.
Edited by Dammit on Tuesday 16th September 19:37
The portly chap who couldn't drive his Civic had put stickers all over his windows for http://civictype-r.co.uk/ however I'm not a member there so I can't let him know how terribly impressive he, his driving, and his general attitude were.
Sad face.
Sad face.
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