NK Leader Kim Is Phat Missing for three Weeks

[Jimbeaux]

Missing from Photo OPs in NK is as serious as when former Soviet leaders were said to have a cold.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/26/world/asia/north-kor...

[BlackLabel]

Perhaps he is still recovering from the disappointment of a Scottish 'no' vote.

[Pickled]

Interviewing contestants for The Great NK Bake-Off his co-presenter is called Melly Belly

[Jimbeaux]

Pickled said:

Interviewing contestants for The Great NK Bake-Off his co-presenter is called Melly Belly

Maybe he snapped his spine trying to look at his own dick.

[Pickled]

Jimbeaux said:

Pickled said:

Interviewing contestants for The Great NK Bake-Off his co-presenter is called Melly Belly

Maybe he snapped his spine trying to look at his own dick.

More cake sir!

[dudleybloke]

Maybe Dennis Roddman ripped fatty's sheriffs badge to much.

[Jimbeaux]

NK TV reports he is ill. It appears he may have that rich man's disease, gout:

http://news.msn.com/world/north-korean-tv-acknowle...

An excerpt from the link above:

"The wealth and prosperity of our socialism is thanks to the painstaking efforts of our marshal, who keeps lighting the path for the people, like the flicker of a flame, despite suffering discomfort," a voice over for the hour-long documentary said.

Edited by Jimbeaux on Friday 26th September 20:00

[Jimbeaux]

dudleybloke said:

Maybe Dennis Roddman ripped fatty's sheriffs badge to much.

[marshalla]

BlackLabel said:

Perhaps he is still recovering from the disappointment of a Scottish 'no' vote.

He's busy posting on PH as "fluffnik".

[anonymous-user]

Let's just hope and pray it's nothing trivial.

[Jimbeaux]

marshalla said:

BlackLabel said:

Perhaps he is still recovering from the disappointment of a Scottish 'no' vote.

He's busy posting on PH as "fluffnik".

[Jimbeaux]

REALIST123 said:

Let's just hope and pray it's nothing trivial.

[MentalSarcasm]

BBC News article on the same thing;

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-29376849

They say on it that he's disappeared from the public eye in the past. But then they also say "his disappearance may be due to an injury picked up during some sort of sporting activity."

If that tub of lard has ever played a sport in his life (he likes horse riding? Must be a bloody big horse!) then I'd be amazed.

If he's seriously ill then will we be looking at a North Korean version of Henry VIII? Shuffling the wives to one side when they fail to reproduce as he wants?

[marshalla]

MentalSarcasm said:

BBC News article on the same thing;

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-29376849

They say on it that he's disappeared from the public eye in the past. But then they also say "his disappearance may be due to an injury picked up during some sort of sporting activity."

If that tub of lard has ever played a sport in his life (he likes horse riding? Must be a bloody big horse!) then I'd be amazed.

If he's seriously ill then will we be looking at a North Korean version of Henry VIII? Shuffling the wives to one side when they fail to reproduce as he wants?

<ahem>
http://majorleagueeating.com/

It has a league, it's a sport.

[Butter Face]

Poisoned by South Korea I reckon. Poison in a Trojan horse cake.

[Mojocvh]

Singing like a songbird, somewhere in China methinks...

[Petrus1983]

You can't make this up - fantastic reporting....

BBC News

"His last public appearance on 3 September, when he attended a concert given by the Moranbong Band - an all-girl musical troupe reputedly hand-picked by the leader himself"

And....

"Mr Kim, 31, was in an "uncomfortable physical condition" but gave no details."

[Tunku]

Petrus1983 said:

You can't make this up - fantastic reporting....

BBC News

"His last public appearance on 3 September, when he attended a concert given by the Moranbong Band - an all-girl musical troupe reputedly hand-picked by the leader himself"

And....

"Mr Kim, 31, was in an "uncomfortable physical condition" but gave no details."

There you go, snapped banjo string.

[Crush]

MentalSarcasm said:

BBC News article on the same thing;

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-29376849

They say on it that he's disappeared from the public eye in the past. But then they also say "his disappearance may be due to an injury picked up during some sort of sporting activity."

If that tub of lard has ever played a sport in his life (he likes horse riding? Must be a bloody big horse!) then I'd be amazed.

If he's seriously ill then will we be looking at a North Korean version of Henry VIII? Shuffling the wives to one side when they fail to reproduce as he wants?

Darts?

[kowalski655]

Petrus1983 said:

You can't make this up - fantastic reporting....

BBC News

"His last public appearance on 3 September, when he attended a concert given by the Moranbong Band - an all-girl musical troupe reputedly hand-picked by the leader himself"

And....

"Mr Kim, 31, was in an "uncomfortable physical condition" but gave no details."

A nasty dose of the clap probably