Trafford Centre ****wittery.

Trafford Centre ****wittery.

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Soov535

35,829 posts

271 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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The Wookie said:
With regards to ESP, in that sort of car, I'd be fairly stunned if you were capable of getting that much yaw in the dry in a normal setting, and even if it was in a 'loose' setting it'd take a fair lack of talent to actually lose control like that.

Having said that if it was something a bit more fruity like a 458 or something I'd say it was clumsy but forgivable.

To me it looked like it was ESP off completely.
To leave dem lines innit.


J4CKO

41,542 posts

200 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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Perhaps, when the back end comes round violently like that on a Merc, that is what they mean by a "German Whip", that driver perhaps best sticking to the Walnut variety in future.

Also, can someone define who or what an "Innit" is ?


Soov535

35,829 posts

271 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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Someone who says "innit"

All the time.


"Been the shops innit"
"Goin the pub innit"
"Made a grand this week innit"


Snollygoster

1,538 posts

139 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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Love how everyone can see his reg of "BX14 ZLO". Imagine the police will pick this up for dangerous driving. Usually do with social media stuff.

Probably a middle aged guy showing off. His (assuming) wife look like she was smiling. Bet that was soon wiped off.


Otispunkmeyer

12,589 posts

155 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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MrBarry123 said:
Bloody car enthusiasts eh!?

paperbag
To be honest I don't think many of them are proper enthusiasts. They wouldn't be interested in just any old cars, only the latest exotica. They are showing-off and attention-whoring enthusiasts.

Best thing really is to just let em get on with it and for us lot to get on with what we're doing.

Debaser

5,837 posts

261 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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Durzel said:
J4CKO said:
Are cars like that difficult to handle or is that just a lack of experience of RWD and 500 plus bhp on bone dry tarmac ? both seemed to snap back the other way.

Ok, the correct answer is don't do it in the first place but assuming that you are doing that same thing, in the same circumstance, how would he have avoided that, less throttle, keeping his foot down ?

It seemed to change gear, would that have been a manual shift or the box doing it itself ? am guessing he would have turned the ESP off ? would have thought the Merc, even with it on would allow a bit of slip ?
Lift off oversteer. Once you're at a sufficient angle & speed no electronics are going to save you. Only remedy I think is experience (or not doing it in the first place).

I'm quite willing to be told otherwise but I don't think the traction control or whatever in these sorts of cars is so severe that it would stop you doing something like this if you put your mind to it. Obviously if it's switched off all bets are off.
Lift off oversteer? It looks a lot more like power on oversteer.

If the stability control was on the cars wouldn't have got that out of shape.

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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Snollygoster said:
Love how everyone can see his reg of "BX14 ZLO". Imagine the police will pick this up for dangerous driving. Usually do with social media stuff.

Probably a middle aged guy showing off. His (assuming) wife look like she was smiling. Bet that was soon wiped off.

Previous poster says driver is a friend of his and 22. Appears to be the guy at 3mins in vid below doing a little bow to camera....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embed...

J4CKO

41,542 posts

200 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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Debaser said:
Durzel said:
J4CKO said:
Are cars like that difficult to handle or is that just a lack of experience of RWD and 500 plus bhp on bone dry tarmac ? both seemed to snap back the other way.

Ok, the correct answer is don't do it in the first place but assuming that you are doing that same thing, in the same circumstance, how would he have avoided that, less throttle, keeping his foot down ?

It seemed to change gear, would that have been a manual shift or the box doing it itself ? am guessing he would have turned the ESP off ? would have thought the Merc, even with it on would allow a bit of slip ?
Lift off oversteer. Once you're at a sufficient angle & speed no electronics are going to save you. Only remedy I think is experience (or not doing it in the first place).

I'm quite willing to be told otherwise but I don't think the traction control or whatever in these sorts of cars is so severe that it would stop you doing something like this if you put your mind to it. Obviously if it's switched off all bets are off.
Lift off oversteer? It looks a lot more like power on oversteer.

If the stability control was on the cars wouldn't have got that out of shape.
Initially it was power oversteer, then the throttle was closed, it then went back the other way, hence "lift oversteer", or a "crash" as most people know it.

TheHound

1,763 posts

122 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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Haven't read the whole thread yet (apologies if someone has already pointed it out) but the Jag is Not showing as insured (Naughty Naughty).

Hope he gets royally screwed! Stupid

Roo

11,503 posts

207 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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TheHound said:
Haven't read the whole thread yet (apologies if someone has already pointed it out) but the Jag is Not showing as insured (Naughty Naughty).
He's military. It probably doesn't show up on a lot of databases.

555 Paul

782 posts

149 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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TheHound said:
Haven't read the whole thread yet (apologies if someone has already pointed it out) but the Jag is Not showing as insured (Naughty Naughty).

Hope he gets royally screwed! Stupid
The registration number wasn't coming back on the mycarcheck app last night either

mackay45

832 posts

171 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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Surprised it hasn't been posted already (apologies if I missed it) - the matt grey Scirocco which appears in one of the videos is owned by Aleem. I didn't bother looking closely enough to see if he was driving it though.

Plate is '1 BDY' (a 1.4 with an R bodykit, his first car I think).

fatboy69

9,372 posts

187 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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What did the Jag hit to break the offside rea wheel & suspension? Thought it went in nose first.

J4CKO

41,542 posts

200 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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TheHound said:
Haven't read the whole thread yet (apologies if someone has already pointed it out) but the Jag is Not showing as insured (Naughty Naughty).

Hope he gets royally screwed! Stupid
had he not just got it ? not sure how up to date the MID database we can see is ?

TheHound

1,763 posts

122 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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J4CKO said:
had he not just got it ? not sure how up to date the MID database we can see is ?
Its always been up to date within hours on my cars in the past.


Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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Debaser said:
Lift off oversteer? It looks a lot more like power on oversteer.

If the stability control was on the cars wouldn't have got that out of shape.
Agreed. But mouth breathers watch their heros on Top Gear, or even Chris Harris on here, switching off the ESP and sliding the cars about, often on public roads, and think it's a good idea.

Been plenty of posts on PH from idiots who think their god given driving skilz mean they can 'hoon' on public roads with the ESP off. They 'like to feel the car moving about a bit' apparently.

Utter cretins. rolleyes

J4CKO

41,542 posts

200 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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TheHound said:
J4CKO said:
had he not just got it ? not sure how up to date the MID database we can see is ?
Its always been up to date within hours on my cars in the past.
In that case, he is possibly a bit screwed.

Debaser

5,837 posts

261 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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J4CKO said:
Debaser said:
Durzel said:
J4CKO said:
Are cars like that difficult to handle or is that just a lack of experience of RWD and 500 plus bhp on bone dry tarmac ? both seemed to snap back the other way.

Ok, the correct answer is don't do it in the first place but assuming that you are doing that same thing, in the same circumstance, how would he have avoided that, less throttle, keeping his foot down ?

It seemed to change gear, would that have been a manual shift or the box doing it itself ? am guessing he would have turned the ESP off ? would have thought the Merc, even with it on would allow a bit of slip ?
Lift off oversteer. Once you're at a sufficient angle & speed no electronics are going to save you. Only remedy I think is experience (or not doing it in the first place).

I'm quite willing to be told otherwise but I don't think the traction control or whatever in these sorts of cars is so severe that it would stop you doing something like this if you put your mind to it. Obviously if it's switched off all bets are off.
Lift off oversteer? It looks a lot more like power on oversteer.

If the stability control was on the cars wouldn't have got that out of shape.
Initially it was power oversteer, then the throttle was closed, it then went back the other way, hence "lift oversteer", or a "crash" as most people know it.
That's not quite how I see it. I think the driver of the Jaguar was on the power until just before he crashed.

The Mercedes driver was still on the power until (just) after it went the other way, which I think was caused by him not anticipating how the change in camber (of the road) would affect his car while under power.


Roo

11,503 posts

207 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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J4CKO said:
TheHound said:
J4CKO said:
had he not just got it ? not sure how up to date the MID database we can see is ?
Its always been up to date within hours on my cars in the past.
In that case, he is possibly a bit screwed.
Or see my previous comment.

Snollygoster

1,538 posts

139 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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anonymous said:
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I was reading the comments on Facebook when I first saw this in the morning looking for the Audi fanboy comments of "Should have got an Audi. If he had Quattro this wouldn't have happened" laugh