PH Secret Santa 2014 - The Return Of the Santae

[Pixel-Snapper]

I've already lovingly hand-crafted one of my gifts from a Dolphins penis.

The rest are lined up in wait for me to get paid.

Then it's time to get Blue Peter on that st!

[geeks]

Broke until payday but my SS gift has been found and reserved and payment will be placed next week, then its just a case of posting it.

Do we have the PH christmas wrapping link anywhere?

[Pixel-Snapper]

Bing.

[geeks]

much obliged!

[Pixel-Snapper]

More Santees....

[TokyoSexwhale]

theguvernor said:

Thankfully, my SS put in their email originall that they don't want anything NSFW, however i know they're just saying that to throw me off the scent, so i've gone & ordered them the best rubber fist & biggest bottle of lube i can possibly find!!




Be afraid, be very afraid!

You could be horrid and rub a chili over the knuckles!!

(If you're my SS and you do that I WILL cut you).

[Dr Interceptor]

TokyoSexwhale said:

You could be horrid and rub a chili over the knuckles!!

(If you're my SS and you do that I WILL cut you).

I'll get the buzz fresh out before using mine just to be safe

[TokyoSexwhale]

Dr Interceptor said:

TokyoSexwhale said:

You could be horrid and rub a chili over the knuckles!!

(If you're my SS and you do that I WILL cut you).

I'll get the buzz fresh out before using mine just to be safe

Pussy

Why remove the adventure.

[FRA53R]

TokyoSexwhale said:

theguvernor said:

Thankfully, my SS put in their email originall that they don't want anything NSFW, however i know they're just saying that to throw me off the scent, so i've gone & ordered them the best rubber fist & biggest bottle of lube i can possibly find!!




Be afraid, be very afraid!

You could be horrid and rub a chili over the knuckles!!

(If you're my SS and you do that I WILL cut you).

Which bit? The rubber fist, or the rubbing chilli on the knuckles?

Plus I call no fair as that lot would easily be way over budget!

[Pixel-Snapper]

Tum-Tee-Tum....



This one might kill your Ink a bit though.

[TokyoSexwhale]

FRA53R said:

TokyoSexwhale said:

theguvernor said:

Thankfully, my SS put in their email originall that they don't want anything NSFW, however i know they're just saying that to throw me off the scent, so i've gone & ordered them the best rubber fist & biggest bottle of lube i can possibly find!!




Be afraid, be very afraid!

You could be horrid and rub a chili over the knuckles!!

(If you're my SS and you do that I WILL cut you).

Which bit? The rubber fist, or the rubbing chilli on the knuckles?

Plus I call no fair as that lot would easily be way over budget!

Chilli.

[Dr Interceptor]

Not sure if I can bear waiting a whole month for my target to open their box

[geeks]

Dr Interceptor said:

Not sure if I can bear waiting a whole month for my target to open their box

Fnar, fnar!

[The Moose]

The present for my santae arrived today. If I could think of anything else to get, I'd keep it!!

[Dr Interceptor]

Quiet in here this weekend... mine is 'dispatched' but via carrier pigeon, so could arrive any time in the next few weeks.

[theguvernor]

All of my gifts are purchased, just waiting for them to arrive!

I've been told a parcel has already come for me this morning, i'm not aware of anything i have ordered to home so could be SS?!

[theguvernor]

Thanks to my SS, i know exactly who you are though for obvious reasons!
My 'box' came this morning with a message saying i can open the box, but not the contents, only havw to wait a month & 9 hours now to open!!!

[theguvernor]

My victims gifts have now also arrived

[Pixel-Snapper]

Do you think we should wait a bit to update the sent/received/photo wiki?

That way we wont be able to work out who's sent what.

[Dr Interceptor]

Pixel-Snapper said:

Do you think we should wait a bit to update the sent/received/photo wiki?

That way we wont be able to work out who's sent what.

Might as well update it - recipients won't know if it's someone who has marked as dispatch, or someone who is waiting before updating