PH Secret Santa 2014 - The Return Of the Santae

PH Secret Santa 2014 - The Return Of the Santae

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LukeR94

2,218 posts

141 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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theguvernor said:
BMESSAGES OF THE DAY

This i think has to be the best MOD of the day thus far, if i was you CC, i would be VERY VERY VERY afraid, i got all of these messages, 1 after another, in the space of about 5 minutes:

FAO CHEMICALCHAOS - posting tomorrow... 1st class, should get there OK...
Think I've been too nice/boring and everyone else will be disappointed Chemicalchaos hasn't received a Wasabi coated Buttplug.
Hopefully if he follows the instructions it'll be reasonably amusing
I might get pissed and just mail order something nasty tonight

Next one:

Ahhh I just bought Chemicalchas some ****** **********, but don't tell him... it's coming by Amazon, so if you could ask him not to open that package (addressed to his username) in front of his mum, that would be great.

Next one:

I'm already pissed, it's only 6.30
rofl now that is what PHSS is all about.

theguvernor

Original Poster:

629 posts

131 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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LukeR94 said:
rofl now that is what PHSS is all about.
I know what the starred out thing is, your SS is a bit pissed CC, this is going to be great!
IF you don't have a coronoary!

Wyvern971

1,507 posts

208 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Nope, not had anything yet frown

morgs_

1,663 posts

187 months

Saturday 20th December 2014
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LukeR94 said:
theguvernor said:
BMESSAGES OF THE DAY

This i think has to be the best MOD of the day thus far, if i was you CC, i would be VERY VERY VERY afraid, i got all of these messages, 1 after another, in the space of about 5 minutes:

FAO CHEMICALCHAOS - posting tomorrow... 1st class, should get there OK...
Think I've been too nice/boring and everyone else will be disappointed Chemicalchaos hasn't received a Wasabi coated Buttplug.
Hopefully if he follows the instructions it'll be reasonably amusing
I might get pissed and just mail order something nasty tonight

Next one:

Ahhh I just bought Chemicalchas some ****** **********, but don't tell him... it's coming by Amazon, so if you could ask him not to open that package (addressed to his username) in front of his mum, that would be great.

Next one:

I'm already pissed, it's only 6.30
rofl now that is what PHSS is all about.
Have another rofl Perhaps that should be a rule next year, all presents have to be purchased while inebriated hehe

TokyoSexwhale

12,230 posts

194 months

Saturday 20th December 2014
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Has Santa left any more deposits from his sack this morning?


Are the 'no' numbers dropping?

Glade

4,265 posts

223 months

Saturday 20th December 2014
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Posted!!

FRA53R

1,077 posts

168 months

Saturday 20th December 2014
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Nothing yet. Unless mine is being delivered by courier in which case I shall keep being patient.

theguvernor

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629 posts

131 months

Saturday 20th December 2014
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY

FAO Giblet: I spoke to the courier yesterday and they had your parcel on the van but couldn't get through to the driver to find out if he would make it to you.

Tracking is currently saying they have left you a card but will check with them again on Monday.


FAO GLADE - Please can you tell me victim, Glade, that I have posted his parcel today by first class. The Post Office Elves assure me it will arrive by Christmas.


Morgs can you keep the sticky up to date today?
I've got a footy match at 2 and won't be near a computer till tomorrow!

Thanks!

giblet

8,838 posts

177 months

Saturday 20th December 2014
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No worries, all couriers are understandably busy at this time of year. Not had a card through the door but that seems to be a common occurance from most places.

I sent a parcel to a mate via first class recorded a few days ago, it arrived today so seemingly Royal Mail are a day behind with some deliveries. I've seen posties out delivering around 10 mins ago in the local area so looks like they are rather overstretched.

morgs_

1,663 posts

187 months

Saturday 20th December 2014
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theguvernor said:
MESSAGES OF THE DAY

FAO Giblet: I spoke to the courier yesterday and they had your parcel on the van but couldn't get through to the driver to find out if he would make it to you.

Tracking is currently saying they have left you a card but will check with them again on Monday.


FAO GLADE - Please can you tell me victim, Glade, that I have posted his parcel today by first class. The Post Office Elves assure me it will arrive by Christmas.


Morgs can you keep the sticky up to date today?
I've got a footy match at 2 and won't be near a computer till tomorrow!

Thanks!
Sure thing.

Wyvern971

1,507 posts

208 months

Saturday 20th December 2014
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Received today & updated sticky biggrin

Office_Monkey

1,967 posts

209 months

Saturday 20th December 2014
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Had a lovely card through the door today from my SS, made my (& future Mrs)' day smile Thanks v much, hope karma brings something awesome your way


The Beaver King

6,095 posts

195 months

Saturday 20th December 2014
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I have received mine!

My SS drove all the way from Scotland (I live near Birmingham); that is some serious commitment hehe

Turned up just as I was on my way out, otherwise I would have invited him in for coffee (or whiskey/haggis). Lovely bloke smile

theguvernor

Original Poster:

629 posts

131 months

Saturday 20th December 2014
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Did he help you insert the chilli fist?

TokyoSexwhale

12,230 posts

194 months

Saturday 20th December 2014
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carreauchompeur

17,836 posts

204 months

Saturday 20th December 2014
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Mine's arrived biggrin

theguvernor

Original Poster:

629 posts

131 months

Sunday 21st December 2014
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Summary so far shows:

1-send
12-receive

Getting there!

Matttracker

630 posts

147 months

Sunday 21st December 2014
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Was at a wedding yesterday. Babysitter bought mine in! List updated and under the tree

missdiane

13,993 posts

249 months

Sunday 21st December 2014
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Have big hopes for tomorrows post....

TheJimi

24,937 posts

243 months

Sunday 21st December 2014
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I received mine yesterday, haven't had a chance to post or update the table, but done so now.

Cheers SS xmas