Caught car thief. He's going to walk isn't he?

Caught car thief. He's going to walk isn't he?

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Prof Prolapse

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16,160 posts

190 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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Humour me.

I caught a fella trying to steal my company car on Sunday. I ran the bd down with the dog and just as he dived into his house (turns out he lives around the corner). I wait at the front door and decide to call the police whilst I wait for him.

My dog is at the back, I'm at the front. The dog jumps up, I slowly walk to the back to see the wee ste poking his head out of the door. I tell him I can see him and he's now wearing a different colour hoody, same jeans and distinct trainers.

He goes "it wisnae me"
I say, "What wasn't, you fking idiot?"
The 999 lady in my ear points out calls are recorded and tells me I will be charged with assault. We exchange pleasantries for several minutes before he bolts again. I catch up to him again, once again entering his house. The dog is loving the running.

I then return to my house as it's not secured, to find in the process of attempted theft he's stuck it in first by accident and demolished the wall. I never noticed before.

Police arrive. Bottom line is, I never saw his face in my car, but the hoody but everything else trainers, jeans height etc. matches, and I watched him enter the house, and the highly suspect conversation we had will be recorded as it was quite loud. Forensics don't come out until the next day so there's nothing on the outside of the car and no prints. There's three swabs to see if they turn up anything but I'm not optimistic.

Sounds tragic, but I wish I'd lied about his face but I was on the back foot having been running around the bd village all morning.

So I reckon that's it. Unless he confesses, or those three swabs turn up something I'm going to continue to see the little st around the village all the time aren't I?











boroandy87

168 posts

122 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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Even if you had seen his face, I suspect it would be your word against his.

Defcon5

6,178 posts

191 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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So he was sat in the drivers seat of your car? Did they take tapings from the seat?

TheConverted

2,224 posts

154 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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You know where he lives? cant see him getting much sleep for a while, not with those frozen sausages.
in all seriousness glad to hear your ok and the dog, that's the main thing.

Andy

Mk3Spitfire

2,921 posts

128 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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It wouldn't be a theft anyway, more likely vehicle interference or attempt theft. Forensics on the outside of the car won't necessarily disappear overnight. Not unusual for SOCO to attend following day for relatively minor offences due to work loads.

Retroman

965 posts

133 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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I'd be concerned that if he does get banged up what his family and friends might do to the car after they find out who's responsible for him getting caught.
Or if he gets out, what he might do himself in the future (car keyed etc)

I know these things shouldn't happen but that's some people's mentality sadly.

Prof Prolapse

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16,160 posts

190 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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Mk3Spitfire said:
It wouldn't be a theft anyway, more likely vehicle interference or attempt theft. Forensics on the outside of the car won't necessarily disappear overnight. Not unusual for SOCO to attend following day for relatively minor offences due to work loads.
Yes, it's attempted.

That's not what SOCO said. Understanding workloads doesn't make it any less irritating I'm afraid.


Prof Prolapse

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Wednesday 15th October 2014
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Defcon5 said:
So he was sat in the drivers seat of your car? Did they take tapings from the seat?
Nope. Dusted for prints inside on mirrors, and swabbed on seat, handbrake and gearstick.

Not aware they did anything else.

Dave Hedgehog

14,545 posts

204 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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boroandy87 said:
Even if you had seen his face, I suspect it would be your word against his.
i suspect if there was CCTV coverage, his DNA all over the car and he was caught red handed he would still walk


750turbo

6,164 posts

224 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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Retroman said:
I'd be concerned that if he does get banged up what his family and friends might do to the car after they find out who's responsible for him getting caught.
Or if he gets out, what he might do himself in the future (car keyed etc)

I know these things shouldn't happen but that's some people's mentality sadly.
Maybe, just maybe, the scrotes family are disgusted with his antics as well? (Hopefully)

Prof Prolapse

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TheConverted said:
You know where he lives? cant see him getting much sleep for a while, not with those frozen sausages.
in all seriousness glad to hear your ok and the dog, that's the main thing.
Andy
Cheers. Dog is still a pup really, he thought it was a game!

"Bloke" is much more scared of me than I am of him. I'll be honest it was a lot easier to keep it together when the guy was stting himself rather than being confrontational, it probably saved us both a lot of hassle.

No manners some people.





Eclassy

1,201 posts

122 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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So when is your court date for assault?

That should teach you! Trying to protect your property and all..... You are not trained for this ish! Just leave it to the PoPo!

Prof Prolapse

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Wednesday 15th October 2014
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750turbo said:
Retroman said:
I'd be concerned that if he does get banged up what his family and friends might do to the car after they find out who's responsible for him getting caught.
Or if he gets out, what he might do himself in the future (car keyed etc)

I know these things shouldn't happen but that's some people's mentality sadly.
Maybe, just maybe, the scrotes family are disgusted with his antics as well? (Hopefully)
If it's who I've been told it is then yes they will most likely retaliate, but the great thing about small villages. You always find out who did what.

Such a shame really, it's a nice wee place except for a few aholes.





EskimoArapaho

5,135 posts

135 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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Assuming the police/CPS do not manage to prosecute, you could always go the Small Claims route for the damages (lower burden of proof, etc).

Pip1968

1,348 posts

204 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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Eclassy said:
So when is your court date for assault?

That should teach you! Trying to protect your property and all..... You are not trained for this ish! Just leave it to the PoPo!
Do not be a moron.

Pip

Hamster

136 posts

237 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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Reporting honestly about what you saw is not always, hardly ever, the best thing to do. A crazy motorcyclist kicked my car door when he forced his way past my o\s on a dual carriageway. I reported it and an un-interested WPC came along to interview me. I had his reg number, make and type of bike, clothing, exact time etc.

He claimed he was with his mates in a cafe at the time which was utter cobblers but as I admitted I didn't actually see his boot contact my car that was it. He walked.

The dent guy made £40 out of it but I still have his reg........ He seems to have changed his route to work but he'll forget before I do and I won't make the same mistake again.

Hammy

blade7

11,311 posts

216 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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All that for a company car, obviously it wasn't right but at worst it would have been an inconvenience if the scumbag got away with the car, or he could have made a fight of it and stabbed you. I'd fight for what's mine but a car that only some accountant is bothered about no.

Edited by blade7 on Wednesday 15th October 13:18

Prof Prolapse

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EskimoArapaho said:
Assuming the police/CPS do not manage to prosecute, you could always go the Small Claims route for the damages (lower burden of proof, etc).
I believe it's all covered by insurance.

Prof Prolapse

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Wednesday 15th October 2014
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Hamster said:
Reporting honestly about what you saw is not always, hardly ever, the best thing to do.
Yup, but as I said, you chase a smackhead around the village for an hour when you're unfit as hell, then manage to narrowly contain stoving him in then find he's demolished your wall and see if you have your best thinking cap on when the police arrive some 5 minutes later.

Police are good a spotting liars, if in doubt tell the truth I say.

mrmr96

13,736 posts

204 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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Pip1968 said:
Eclassy said:
So when is your court date for assault?

That should teach you! Trying to protect your property and all..... You are not trained for this ish! Just leave it to the PoPo!
Do not be a moron.

Pip
Apparently the 999 call handler said the OP would face a charge?