Describe your wife

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GTIR

24,741 posts

266 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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"Darling. Is your husband of 24 years asleep yet?"
"No. He's talking to his weird 'friends' on that motoring site"
"Frozen sausages"
">giggle<"

soad

32,894 posts

176 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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guindilias said:
Buried under the patio.
Fish bait deluxe - I caught some delightful bream and mackerel the other day.
Luckily I remembered to defrost the bait after 20 years.
And the police will never catch the bait...

BlackST

9,079 posts

165 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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Can turn from the most loving, caring person on this earth to the next minute being an absolute nutcase.
Wouldn't change her though. Hopefully she will tone down the hulk-like episodes of crazyness...
Wife, probably in a couple of years.

GTIR

24,741 posts

266 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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This thread is slightly sickly.

Although to be fair I couldn't imagine a similar thread on Mumsnet.

theshrew

6,008 posts

184 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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[quote=BlackST] Hopefully she will tone down the hulk-like episodes of crazyness...quote]

I think we all know how thats going to pan out roflroflroflrofl



Legend83

9,980 posts

222 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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My wife is beautiful, funny, childish (in a good way), slightly demanding, a great mother, and has a cracking body. She is also ditzy and her general knowledge is appalling but she enjoys being bantered about it.

The Bride by ed_R1983, on Flickr

I am definitely punching above my weight.

Adenauer

18,579 posts

236 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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Legend83

9,980 posts

222 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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Adenauer said:
Lol, he is much better at eating these days!

Most of those have been on the Random Photos thread so nothing on there I wouldn't want anyone to see.

Thankfully very few pictures with me in!



Hasbeen

2,073 posts

221 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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I had one once who could sit calmly beside me chatting, as I slid my Morgan sideways through corners at 100 MPH. She supported my racing quite happily. Heaven.

Then I went sailing. She never said anything, but it frightened her, & she ultimately ran away.

Years later I found a lady who could happily take the helm of the yacht, in a howling gale in the middle of the Pacific ocean, while I tucked in a reef. Heaven.

More years later I gave up sailing, & went back to cars. You can see my sailor grab the seat below her, digging in with her finger nails, the moment a car gets above about 50 MPH.

I'm never going to figure out women, or get it right by the looks of it.


Funkycoldribena

7,379 posts

154 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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GTIR said:
This thread is slightly sickly.

Although to be fair I couldn't imagine a similar thread on Mumsnet.
Only "slightly"???

zeb

3,201 posts

218 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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Shaoxter said:
Size 4, hot, still looks young, good cook, obedient, lets me do whatever I want.

So yeah, better than any of yours byebye
thai brides purchased off the internet dont count....

Joey Ramone

Original Poster:

2,150 posts

125 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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Funkycoldribena said:
Only "slightly"???
Yeah. 'Coz real men don't talk about their emotions.

Flip Martian

19,666 posts

190 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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I'm definitely punching above my weight (apologies for my gurning mug in this one). We're both 50 but we try to stay in shape - her in the gym, me by being ill laugh . She's my best friend, likes much of the same music I do, she's the most honest person I know, has an incredibly bad temper and short fuse sometimes but is the one I really and truly connected with - we met late in life and its for keeps. Still has a great body, matched by her talents in the bedroom and the kitchen (she's a great cook, too).

She hates driving herself and hates it when I drive fast. Especially when she's in the Camaro with me as its LHD. She constantly tells me how to drive too, which really does drive me nuts. But that doesn't spoil things; we both felt quite quickly we'd met our soul mate and nearly 5 years on, that hasn't changed one iota.


evenflow

8,788 posts

282 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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Legend83 said:
Your wife is fit.

beer

Regards
evenflow

Legend83

9,980 posts

222 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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evenflow said:
Your wife is fit.

beer

Regards
evenflow
Thanks man!

beer

MarshPhantom

9,658 posts

137 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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Old and prone to breakdowns - just like my car.

TREMAiNE

3,917 posts

149 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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Imaginary.

MartG

20,675 posts

204 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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wibble cb

3,605 posts

207 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Has no spatial awareness, so can't park for toffee , amazing cook, sleeps for Canada, intelligent, puts up with me!

Love her to bits, she's my best friend and knows me the best, tells me when I am a dick, but recognizes there are times when she is a drama queen.

Can't drive a manual (stick shift in her words), but will gladly drive at any more orange/red light like its a challenge.....

Urban Sports

11,321 posts

203 months

Saturday 29th November 2014
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Far too good for me hehe