Describe your wife

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Joey Ramone

Original Poster:

2,150 posts

125 months

Thursday 23rd October 2014
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H'mm. Potential can of worms this. But I'll start anyway.

Tall, blonde, pretty, but quite quirky looking. Wasn't my 'sort' but fell for her anyway. Amazing eyes. Bit of a dreamer. Loves tea, cakes and fast cars. Confident driver. Suffers from mental health problems, quite serious ones, but battles through and tries not to let it affect me. Not remotely ambitious. Hates working and would rather be at home baking. Intensely loyal, and incredibly supportive. Always backs me 100%. Very funny, with a quick wit. Extremely laid back, although get her on to topics like the benefits culture, and she makes far right Conservatives look like Owen Jones.

An awesome person to go through life with. I like nothing better than spending time in her company, and I look forward to seeing her at the end of each day.

Your turn.

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

244 months

Thursday 23rd October 2014
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She's the best friend I ever had.

sc0tt

18,037 posts

201 months

Thursday 23rd October 2014
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Joey Ramone said:
H'mm. Potential can of worms this. But I'll start anyway.

Tall, blonde, pretty, but quite quirky looking. Wasn't my 'sort' but fell for her anyway. Amazing eyes. Bit of a dreamer. Loves tea, cakes and fast cars. Confident driver. Suffers from mental health problems, quite serious ones, but battles through and tries not to let it affect me. Not remotely ambitious. Hates working and would rather be at home baking. Intensely loyal, and incredibly supportive. Always backs me 100%. Very funny, with a quick wit. Extremely laid back, although get her on to topics like the benefits culture, and she makes far right Conservatives look like Owen Jones.

An awesome person to go through life with. I like nothing better than spending time in her company, and I look forward to seeing her at the end of each day.

Your turn.
Can i have yours?

JungleJim

2,336 posts

212 months

Thursday 23rd October 2014
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Joey Ramone said:
H'mm. Potential can of worms this. But I'll start anyway.

Tall, blonde, pretty, but quite quirky looking. Wasn't my 'sort' but fell for her anyway. Amazing eyes. Bit of a dreamer. Loves tea, cakes and fast cars. Confident driver. Suffers from mental health problems, quite serious ones, but battles through and tries not to let it affect me. Not remotely ambitious. Hates working and would rather be at home baking. Intensely loyal, and incredibly supportive. Always backs me 100%. Very funny, with a quick wit. Extremely laid back, although get her on to topics like the benefits culture, and she makes far right Conservatives look like Owen Jones.

An awesome person to go through life with. I like nothing better than spending time in her company, and I look forward to seeing her at the end of each day.

Your turn.
has she just signed up here or something?

halo34

2,437 posts

199 months

Thursday 23rd October 2014
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Wow....

lukefreeman

1,494 posts

175 months

Thursday 23rd October 2014
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WTF

DSLiverpool

14,733 posts

202 months

Thursday 23rd October 2014
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Short, hairy, narky, shouty, flappy who gives everything we own away and does endless charity work.
Has a cleanliness OCD (in with the bleach the second I have wiped my arse) and has started running half marathons (for charity)

vixen1700

22,864 posts

270 months

Thursday 23rd October 2014
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Really good at making cakes. smile

Funkycoldribena

7,379 posts

154 months

Thursday 23rd October 2014
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A bit like an old Mondeo.Needs her bumpers taping up,consumes a lot of fuel,exhaust backfires now and again.

slopes

38,790 posts

187 months

Thursday 23rd October 2014
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Petite, has a very expressive face(her range of expressions constantly amazes me), is beautiful, is slender in build although she has gained weight since i met her(she used to be a size 6 almost a four). She is exceptionally giving and patient(she looks after those with learning difficulties, not me i'm just a ), has a major addiction to all things owl right now, hates fast cars and driving but is an exceptional cook. She makes me laugh, she taught me to smile again and i love her dearly.



p.s. she isn't my wife yet but will be next year

Impasse

15,099 posts

241 months

Thursday 23rd October 2014
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Married to someone else now.

Sheets Tabuer

18,950 posts

215 months

Thursday 23rd October 2014
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A bloody mystery to me.

soad

32,882 posts

176 months

Thursday 23rd October 2014
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Feirny

2,517 posts

147 months

Thursday 23rd October 2014
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Are you Papa Lazarou?

guindilias

5,245 posts

120 months

Thursday 23rd October 2014
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Buried under the patio.

dumfriesdave

384 posts

137 months

Thursday 23rd October 2014
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Funkycoldribena said:
A bit like an old Mondeo.Needs her bumpers taping up,consumes a lot of fuel,exhaust backfires now and again.
laugh

Steamer

13,856 posts

213 months

Thursday 23rd October 2014
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Funkycoldribena said:
A bit like an old Mondeo.Needs her bumpers taping up,consumes a lot of fuel,exhaust backfires now and again.
hehe

Comfy on a long haul though sir?!

thismonkeyhere

10,330 posts

231 months

Thursday 23rd October 2014
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Hot, mental, domestic goddess.

slipstream 1985

12,211 posts

179 months

Thursday 23rd October 2014
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DSLiverpool said:
Short, hairy, narky, shouty, flappy who gives everything we own away and does endless charity work.
Has a cleanliness OCD (in with the bleach the second I have wiped my arse) and has started running half marathons (for charity)
She bleaches your arse?

soad

32,882 posts

176 months

Thursday 23rd October 2014
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Big bangers and a nice looking sister.