Just Had A Total Brain Fart

[IN51GHT]

What the hell is wrong with me.

Just went into the trap at work to answer a call of nature, dropped my trousers & pants, then stood there for about 10 seconds thinking "what did I come in here for".

I honestly couldn't think what I was doing there.

[Mr Roper]

IN51GHT said:

What the hell is wrong with me.

Just went into the trap at work to answer a call of nature, dropped my trousers & pants, then stood there for about 10 seconds thinking "what did I come in here for".

I honestly couldn't think what I was doing there.

Sounds to me like you don't always drop your pants in the toilet for a st.

[Tyre Tread]

Early onset dementia?

Or you just need a rocket up your arse!

[roboxm3]

I spent 10 seconds in the gym changing room this morning genuinely panicking about my missing trousers, which I had definitely put in my bag that very morning.

...I was wearing them

[Mr Gearchange]

IN51GHT said:

What the hell is wrong with me.

Just went into the trap at work to answer a call of nature, dropped my trousers & pants, then stood there for about 10 seconds thinking "what did I come in here for".

I honestly couldn't think what I was doing there.

That's worrying.
All of us have the occasions when we don't remember what we came into a room for.
But when that room contains only a toilet - even the most feeble minded of muppets should be able to work out the point of the visit in significantly less than 10 seconds. Especially with your pants and trousers round your ankles.

Go see your GP so he can pocket his £45 loony bounty.

[IN51GHT]

I put it down to having too much on my mind at work.

[Wrathalanche]

I'd say it was too much to eat at lunch.

[HTP99]

I went out the door the other morning to go to work without my trousers or shoes on, I only got as far as the porch though.

[tfin]

I was buying a lottery ticket the other day and forgot how old I was for a good few seconds.

[GreenDog]

Wrathalanche said:

I'd say it was too much to drink at lunch.

[offshorematt2]

roboxm3 said:

I spent 10 seconds in the gym changing room this morning genuinely panicking about my missing trousers, which I had definitely put in my bag that very morning.

...I was wearing them

Similarly, I searched my gym locker and bag for my towel before realising that the shifty looking guy beside me must have taken it. I pointedly asked him if he'd seen it and he said no but looked at me like I was crazy. That was the moment I realised I had the towel wrapped round my waist. Feeling like a plank, I just nodded briskly and marched away before spending the next ten minutes hiding in the shower waiting for him to leave so I could go back to my locker without further interaction. Felt like such a bellend

[grumbledoak]

^^^ Towel tale is excellent.


I handed the checkout girl (Waitrose, naturally) my Costa card yesterday. I only have two loyalty cards.

[Monkeylegend]

Mr Gearchange said:

IN51GHT said:

What the hell is wrong with me.

Just went into the trap at work to answer a call of nature, dropped my trousers & pants, then stood there for about 10 seconds thinking "what did I come in here for".

I honestly couldn't think what I was doing there.

That's worrying.
All of us have the occasions when we don't remember what we came into a room for.
But when that room contains only a toilet - even the most feeble minded of muppets should be able to work out the point of the visit in significantly less than 10 seconds. Especially with your pants and trousers round your ankles.

Go see your GP so he can pocket his £45 loony bounty.

OP. it's worse than this, it's actually £55.

[Hooli]

Old age?

[Dr Jekyll]

I picked up the phone at work last week to ring Head Office, and absent mindedly dialled the number for the Head Office of the firm I worked for 25 years ago.

[StuntmanMike]

Mr Roper said:

IN51GHT said:

What the hell is wrong with me.

Just went into the trap at work to answer a call of nature, dropped my trousers & pants, then stood there for about 10 seconds thinking "what did I come in here for".

I honestly couldn't think what I was doing there.

Sounds to me like you don't always drop your pants in the toilet for a st.

[RobinBanks]

I was talking on the phone to a woman with an Australian accent. I was tired and had a bit of a hangover.
She said "...in total" and for some reason I heard "in Toto". My mind made a weird link and I thought she was talking about something in Africa. That happens....

[Glade]

Mr Roper said:

Sounds to me like you don't always drop your pants in the toilet for a st.

I hate to lol at things. but lol

[MGZRod]

Managed to put my boxers back on to get into the shower the other week. Not my brightest moment.

[MGZRod]

Managed to put my boxers back on to get into the shower the other week. Not my brightest moment.