What's the best tip you've ever had?

What's the best tip you've ever had?

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philthy

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4,689 posts

240 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Now I know that the bulk of PH would ever be employed in a job as menial enough to warrant tipping, but this thread got me thinking:
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

I have in the past, been employed in jobs that a tip was very welcome.
My best, was taxi driving, and the fare was a couple of women who'd been out with friends for the night.
Long story short and all that, but I ran around, dropping off their friends, until the last passenger. She was in drink, but not heavily, or badly, and had been discussing a business proposal from her boyfriend, with her friends. Privvy to a lot of private stuff, I'd heard most of the gist while running around. The lady wanted to smoke. I explained that wasn't possible, so she asked if we could stop (near the beach), so she could light up. I said that was fine, but I would have to leave the meter running.
She lit up, and offered me one (I smoked at the time, so accepted).
She asked my opinion.
I am courteous, and discrete, so declined, but she insisted. I am also honest, so I told her my opinion was worth nothing, and one she might not like. She insisted again, so I gave it to her.
Her boyfriend was a , no two ways about it, and was likely going to stick her name on some big debts if things went south.

She made up her mind, I could see the moment it dawned on her.

She tipped me £200 in twenties. I protested, she would have none of it. I took it, and also got the office to keep her details for me, so I could return it next day.
She needed another cab the following day, and requested me. I was glad, and apologised for being so honest with her, and told her about how much she'd tipped me.
She knew, and it wasn't a problem, she had been happy to hear an honest unbiased opinion.

Again, long story, but it saved her tens/hundreds of K.
:-)

The tip doesn't need to have been monetary to count.


Fishtigua

9,786 posts

195 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Working on large charter yachts brings some pretty amazing tips from the guests. When yachts cost £35k to £75k a day, the crew gets about 10 to 20% on top as a tip. I've also received nice gifts like handmade shoes, bottles of Port and nice cigars.

One Arab gent saw that I wear specs and offered to fly me on his jet to San Francisco to have my eyes lasered by his own surgeon. I foolishly declined.

humpbackmaniac

1,894 posts

241 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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"Eat yellow snow, it might be spilt beer"

slopes

38,777 posts

187 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Don't pee into the wind, it's called getting your own back

omgus

7,305 posts

175 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Tip in monetary terms. I worked for an arab family for a couple of years, tips of £50 - £500 were quite common and when they went home at the end of each summer you would get anything up to £3000.

Alway a nice little bonus.




Tip as in advice - It's much better to have a sit down fart than a stand up st.

4941cc

25,867 posts

206 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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omgus said:
Tip as in advice - It's much better to have a sit down fart than a stand up st.
laugh

glenrobbo

35,186 posts

150 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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omgus said:
Tip as in advice - It's much better to have a sit down fart than a stand up st.
frown If only you'd told me that earlier.



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littleredrooster

5,537 posts

196 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Keep the shower curtain inside the bath.
Never trust a fart. (Copyright BigYin.)

Nimby

4,589 posts

150 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Contact lenses before haemorrhoid cream.

Pixelpeep7r

8,600 posts

142 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Never let the right hand know what the left hand is doing.

wilfandrowlf

603 posts

212 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Never buy a sofa from a porn set!

MikeOxlong

3,112 posts

189 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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A customer have me £20 after I put a new window in his Range Rover. That was a nice.

Bit of a Unit

6,703 posts

197 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Nimby said:
Contact lenses before haemorrhoid cream.
Use the loo before applying deep heat rub

ooo000ooo

2,529 posts

194 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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If you're putting eye drops in, don't set the bottle beside a similarly shaped bottle of super glue. As a friend's daughter discovered earlier this week.

evenflow

8,786 posts

282 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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The gigolo with leprosy.


Lazadude

1,732 posts

161 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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ooo000ooo said:
If you're putting eye drops in, don't set the bottle beside a similarly shaped bottle of super glue. As a friend's daughter discovered earlier this week.
....... ouch? Never understood how people mistake super glue for eye drops/lube/other bottled things.

Monkeylegend

26,321 posts

231 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Don't start a thread on the best tips you've had and expect to get the answers you were hoping for.

Pixelpeep7r

8,600 posts

142 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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if you suffer from leprosy it is not acceptable to tell a prostitute 'you can keep the tip'


rossub

4,437 posts

190 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Overheard a betting tip in a shopping queue in a dodgy area of town.

It came in at 8-1. I'd only stuck a tenner on it, but if it happens again I'll take a bigger risk.


oldcynic

2,166 posts

161 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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A friend of mine, on life in general:

"Nobody said it was going to be easy"

Strangely I found it easier to cope once I'd adjusted my expectations of life.