How should the new Monopoly board look today?

How should the new Monopoly board look today?

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Fishtigua

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9,786 posts

194 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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How would a modern Monopoly board look in today's Britain?


Would the Community Chest cards read "School Fees £15,000 : Remortgage House"

Or

"Go to Jail: Do not pass 1970s DJs"

Any other ideas?

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CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

211 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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There wouldn't be any Free Parking for a start!

Zoobeef

6,004 posts

157 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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TwigtheWonderkid

43,248 posts

149 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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Income tax - £200 - a week.
Angel Islington would not be one of the cheaper buys.

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

185 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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One of the playing pieces is a hipster on a single gear bicycle.

evilmunkey

1,377 posts

158 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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community chest would have, you have unwittingly imported 3 illegals from sangat, pay 6 grand. your ambulance chasers have claimed for whiplash on your behalf have a grand.

B17NNS

18,506 posts

246 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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Your PPI claim was successful. Collect £2000.

Your daughter has adopted a snow leopard. Pay £2.

Ganglandboss

8,294 posts

202 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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grumbledoak

31,499 posts

232 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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Ganglandboss said:
rofl Greasy Alsatian in garden.

Fishtigua

Original Poster:

9,786 posts

194 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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Ganglandboss said:
Perfect. laugh

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

162 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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Trying to think of somewhere so much worse than Old Kent Road to be the cheapest property on the board.

Ooh so much choice,but which one ?

Hackney ?

Harlesden ?

Croydon ?

chilistrucker

4,541 posts

150 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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I don't think you'd be able to get near Mayfair and Park Lane for all the Veyrons etc.

DaveGoddard

1,192 posts

144 months

Monday 27th October 2014
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Just add six zeros onto all the figures, simple.

Pat H

8,056 posts

255 months

Monday 27th October 2014
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Bonopoly.

Like Monopoly.

But where the streets have no name.

tumbleweed

TwigtheWonderkid

43,248 posts

149 months

Monday 27th October 2014
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DaveGoddard said:
Just add six zeros onto all the figures, simple.
You've come second in a beauty contest, collect £20,000,000. Seems a bit generous!

SLCZ3

1,204 posts

204 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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Council tax, corporation tax, care home fees, squatter eviction costs, car clamped.
Surprise EU contribution, Irish/Dutch profits facility.

ManFromDelmonte

2,742 posts

179 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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All the properties should now be purple and have 5 zeros added to the price.


lufbramatt

5,318 posts

133 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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The racing car would have to pay a congestion charge.

madbadger

11,555 posts

243 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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You should easily be able to squeeze 8 houses onto each of those squares now.

Snollygoster

1,538 posts

138 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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Landing on the same space as someone else when using the car would result in having to shell out for a whiplash claim.

And one of the pictures of the people would also have to be an ethnic minority. Edit: This would probably have to be the police officers as if it were the person in jail, that would also be wrong.