Inappropriate behaviour in front of OH's folks

[RobinBanks]

Not the other half but a friend at school. He always refused to spend money so we always said he was a Jewel. (things were less PC then and I have nothing against Jews).

One day his father was driving us to a party and he asked for money and said that he didn't want to spend his savings and by mistake I said "Rob, you're such a Jew!"

Then I felt bad and cowered into my seat. His father just replied "in fact Rob, you are a bit of a Jew. Pay for it yourself."

[Monkeylegend]

CalNaughtonJnr said:

somehow I was able to keep calm and simply laughed at him, however, had I been with anyone else I may have been tempted to fire some choice words back but it was a very close call and I'm sure would have made for a fairly tense atmosphere afterwards.

I hate that when you can't show the world how hard you are because you have the in-laws in the car with you.

[Road2Ruin]

SickFish said:

When I was staying away with the (ex) GF and her family in Cornwall some years ago, we were staying in a static caravan, so you can imagine what the evening "entertainment" was like.... a load of mouth breathers on a stty dance floor in a wooden community centre type building.... joy!

Anyway, I got drunk, VERY drunk, and started dancing with this quite hot girl on the dance floor. Then, I feel this "bump" on my calf, look around and there's this guy in a wheel chair staring up at me.... Apparently, I was trying to dance with his girlfriend.

Cutting a long story short, I ended up getting into a fight with the guy in a wheel chair... and hurting him quite badly (yes I am ashamed), with my girlfriend and her parents looking on in horror.....

Then, just to add insult to injury, as we were walking back to the static I drunkenly walked (stumbled) straight into the side of a caravan, fell over and vomited all over myself.....

I miss my youth....

And you have the nerve to insult the other people on the camp site!

[littlebasher]

Removed my post as reading it back, it sounded ludicrous. Pity as it was completely truthful

Edited by littlebasher on Tuesday 25th November 17:06

[Baryonyx]

I once had the wallpaper on my laptop set to an image of a woman riding reverse cowgirl, getting shafted up the arse. The missus wasn't bothered by it, but I forgot it was on when my mother in law came round. I'd switched my laptop on earlier, then forgot about it. She came round to speak to me about wedding preparations, and I was sat in front of the TV chatting away as she stood by my laptop (I couldn't see the screen from where I was sitting). She never mentioned it, and left. It was only when my lass came back into the sitting room that she saw the laptop and realised her mother would have seen it!

It has not been mentioned since.

[Spanglepants]

Many years ago Id stayed overnight at my girlfriends house. My mate came over and we were out by her garage working on my bike. So Im telling my mate what i got up to the night before with my GF in detail, being a stupid teenager, and I look round to see her Dad standing right behind us. Bit of a cringe moment.

When i was still married the ex wifes mother came over from Jamaica. Took her and the sister in law to the shopping centre and found a space which was next to a people carrier that had a large advertising sheet draped over it - shipping to Africa. As i reverse in the owner of said vehicle starts telling me I can't park there. Oh yes I can, he then points out that a lady sitting in her car approx 75 yards away is going to have this space. I should point out that this lady was also African and I believe thats why he wanted to save the space for her *
He then stood behind me hands on the boot trying to stop me reversing in which didn't work as I carried on. I unfortunately lost my rag big time with him in front of everyone causing him to say he couldn't believe i was acting like this in front of my family. I then went into some of his fellow "shoppers" who started staring at me due to the commotion.After parking up we all walked away passing the lady in the car who said to my in laws "what are you saying!?" I replied that no one was talking to her so shut it.
God knows what the mother and sister in law were thinking.

• Reason i mentioned about holding spaces is that here there a quite a large number of Africans who if they are going to leave from their space will try and let another African have it after them, Im not paranoid its happened to me a few times.

[dingg]

Legend83 said:

Really?

yes really

[Adenauer]

I can't be bothered to make up a story about me spaffing all over the wife's parent's telly/fridge/wallpaper/grandmother's ashes/dog. So I won't.

[blindswelledrat]

Adenauer said:

I can't be bothered to make up a story about me spaffing all over the wife's parent's telly/fridge/wallpaper/grandmother's ashes/dog. So I won't.

You are becoming me.

I'll have a go. Once I was erm bumming my girlfriend in erm her lounge and just as I pulled out to finish off in her hair her entire family walked in including all four grandparents. Because one of the grandmothers was completely disabled I was extra excited and ejaculated all over her entire family, and for no reason at all I was involuntarily screaming "Have that you wizened old bh" at the climax without even realizing it

[lukefreeman]

I know a lad who walked into inlaws room after a night out and p1ssed in their cupboard.

[wolves_wanderer]

blindswelledrat said:

Adenauer said:

I can't be bothered to make up a story about me spaffing all over the wife's parent's telly/fridge/wallpaper/grandmother's ashes/dog. So I won't.

You are becoming me.

I'll have a go. Once I was erm bumming my girlfriend in erm her lounge and just as I pulled out to finish off in her hair her entire family walked in including all four grandparents. Because one of the grandmothers was completely disabled I was extra excited and ejaculated all over her entire family, and for no reason at all I was involuntarily screaming "Have that you wizened old bh" at the climax without even realizing it

I had something similar but her gran noshed me off because she was senile and thought I was her dead husband. Needless to say her parents were slightly frosty afterwards but it all livened up when I slipped a viagra in everyone's drink and bummed the dog.

[parakitaMol.]

These "my friend was shagging a donkey and his dad walked in and groomed it whilst at the same time cooking tea and whistling the Dambusters theme tune - after that he always gave my friend a knowing wink".... 'true stories' are actual lies.

Everyone knows that.

[Mr Trophy]

parabolica said:

Luckily I get on very well with the gf's parents and they're very relaxed with similar humour to me (although you'd never want to cross them). The one that comes to mind was during dinner one evening around a year ago when, through some inexplicable course of conversation, the topic of favourite bedroom positions came up.

Her dad, sensing an opportunity to put me on the spot said "so Para, what's your favourite position?" and without looking up from my bowl of soup I said "I don't mind Paul, as long as I'm balls deep in your daughter". Her mum was in hysterics, but her dad, well he went right the other way! He came around eventually.

ETA: I am not Rude-boy's friend

Edited by parabolica on Monday 24th November 14:15

Diet.Coke.On.PC.Screen

[Adenauer]

blindswelledrat said:

You are becoming me.

[cayman-black]

dingg said:

my gf's father caught me balls deep on the vinegar strokes seeing to his favourite number 1 daughter on the sofa in the lounge ,

he didn't bat an eyelid just walked across the room and said 'oh hanky panky eh' as the g/f ran about trying to cover her bits up with cushions , I merrily spurted over the sofa.

married to her now

That made me laugh.

[NickM450]

Rude-boy said:

I am the model of virtue.

My best friend though, many moons ago, was caught 'balls deep' in his girlfriend when her Dad stuck his head around the door to tell them tea was ready. This wasn't a 'can guess what I just saw' moment either but a full on ripped off clothes, on the top of the bed, their heads and her feet pointing towards the door encounter.

Tea was a quiet affair that day, although the relationship did carry on for a few months longer and he was invited back to the house again!

I must be getting old but I really can't think of what position 2 humans could get themsleves into that meant both her feet and head were facing the door!?

Anyway, back on topic. I get on relly well with her parents, we have the same sense of humour although most laughs come from the daft things I tend to do and the fact I think I'm seen as a bit of a commoner to their rather upmarket lifestyle. Actually, what I should say is that I'm just a normal chap and they're a bit 'highbrow'

[blindswelledrat]

NickM450 said:

I must be getting old but I really can't think of what position 2 humans could get themsleves into that meant both her feet and head were facing the door!?

Its really not that difficult!
You can even google it now?
I suspect our vesion of that tale would be "He popped his head around there door and there was me, chap-in-hand with Fiesta Reader's Wives open at Orange Betty the fake tanned centrefold.

[blindswelledrat]

blindswelledrat said:

NickM450 said:

I must be getting old but I really can't think of what position 2 humans could get themsleves into that meant both her feet and head were facing the door!?

Its really not that difficult!
You can even google it now
I suspect your vesion of that tale would be "He popped his head around there door and there was me, chap-in-hand with Fiesta Reader's Wives open at Orange Betty the fake tanned centrefold.

[E36GUY]

lukefreeman said:

I know a lad who walked into inlaws room after a night out and p1ssed in their cupboard.

Doesn't go by the name of 'Wally' does he?

[Quattromaster]

A pal of mine was moving in with a hot girl, I popped round to see if I could help with getting the house ready, he was there, painting away, with a chap I didnt know.

Spotting he had sky piped into the bedroom I went into one about how tv should not be allowed in the bedroom, and he should be spending all his time hanging out the back of new girlfriend, until she can't even walk straight.

He just smiled as I went to town on what he should have planned for her that night.

I then asked the other guy if he had been a painter for long, oh I'm not a painter son, I'm his girlfriends Dad.

I soon left, as did his girlfriend approx 6 months later, taking him for 30k on the way.