RE: Audi TT to the Isle of Mull

RE: Audi TT to the Isle of Mull

Monday 8th December 2014

Audi TT to the Isle of Mull

Scottish launch and a tarmac rally anniversary? Too good an opportunity to miss!



Mull is not the most obvious place in Scotland for a driving adventure. This Hebridean island isn't home to any of the sort of sweeping A-roads that you'd normally associate with the Highlands, although you'll have travelled over a few of these on the long journey there. Rather Mull's roads are narrow, twisty and very three-dimensional, with the big crests inevitably followed by deep gouges in the tarmac where the undersides of cars have met the surface. There's a reason for that.

The long wait for another ferry...
The long wait for another ferry...
Because for motorsport fans, Mull is most famous as the home of Britain's first closed road tarmac rally. This year was the 45th running of the Tour of Mull, which turns the island's more challenging roads into its stages, and boasts one of the most esoteric entry lists you'll see in any rally - from historics to full-on WRC cars. In recent years it's also tended to be won by a very handy local bloke in a Mk2 Escort, Calum Duffy, but we'll tell you more about him in a separate story.

But while it's well worth coming to Mull for the Tour in October, it's also a great place to visit afterwards - when the roads are open and there's nobody about, and you can make your own private pilgrimage to a motorsport venue that makes the Col De Turini look as fast and open as Monza. So when we were invited to the UK launch of the new Audi TT near Glasgow, we were straight into Google maps to plan a scenic detour. 118 miles and two ferry crossings? That's nothing by Highland standards...

The TT makes light work of the run up the A82. I've got a TFSI Quattro rather than the harder-edged 'S', and our test car also comes with an S-Tronic twin-clutch gearbox instead of the manual that would be better suited to this drive. But it's good at both rapid cruising and overtaking on the well-sighted straights. Although whatever you're in you must slow for the famous stretch through Glencoe, forgetting entirely about making progress and enjoying what has to be one of the most spectacular panoramas you can see through a windscreen, anywhere in the world.

What's the story in Tobermory?
What's the story in Tobermory?
The Corran Ferry cuts out a huge loop via Fort William, and leads to the far quieter A861, running down the shore of Loch Linnhe before cutting across the hills to the tiny village of Lochaline, and a 40-minute wait for the second ferry of the day and another wallet-lightening courtesy of Caledonian MacBrayne. It's fair to say that nobody comes to Mull by accident.

First impressions of Mull itself are, well, a bit Father Ted. The ferry terminal at Fishnish is basically a rainswept shed and three cars waiting to make the return trip. The A849 towards Tobermory - the only town of any size on the island - leads past some abandoned fishing boats and quickly becomes a single track with passing places. If this is the main road, what are the ones in the middle of the island going to look like?

There's only one way to find out; taking a left onto the unclassified road that leads across the centre of the island to Dervaig. This is the Glen Aros stage, 10 miles through moorland and forest over yumps and crumbling tarmac. It's started to rain hard at this point, and although it's only two thirty it's already starting to get properly dark. The road feels tight - it's barely wider than the TT - and on the rare well-sighted straights 60mph feels seriously quick. I later find out that, by Tour standards, it's pretty much as fast and open as the stages come, and the front-runners well over 120mph in places. The Audi finds more than enough grip, even in the sodden conditions, but it doesn't enjoy the rough surface, with the dampers struggling to keep up with the high-frequency undulations. Still, at least the TT and I have got the road to ourselves, not seeing another car the whole way to Dervaig.

Just follow the sump marks...
Just follow the sump marks...
This story wasn't planned as an exhaustive exploration of all the Tour's stage mileage, but it's soon clear that the island's most interesting roads are all integrated into the rally's considerable mileage - with 154 stage miles this year - often several different times. This year's event finished with a 22-mile mega-stage that combined the previously used Loch Tuath and Calgary Bay stages, running all the way around the north west coast of the island, often next to vertiginous drops straight into the sea. The road is narrower than many driveways, and on the twistier sections 30mph in the TT feels positively daring. The idea of attacking this flat-out, in the dark, at the end of an intense, three-day event is, frankly, a bit humbling.

Before this sounds exclusively like a homage to roads with grass growing up the middle, there are plenty of other things to do on Mull. The scenery is universally stunning, there's a whisky distillery to visit and the cute wee town of Tobermory will be instantly familiar to anyone who has ever had to sit through an episode of children's TV show Balamory, where most of it was filmed.

Every bridge a potential jump
Every bridge a potential jump
The TT acquitted itself pretty well, too. I finally found a marginally wider road (also run as the Mishnish Lochs stage) with a series of climbing hairpin bends that enabled the Audi to demonstrate an agility and adjustability far beyond either of its predecessors. It's still not a Cayman, but it's definitely further to the right on the coupe-sports car scale than it used to be.

The locals are a friendly bunch too, although several clearly thought my pilgrimage to Mull out-of-season was pure madness. They may have been right, but I'm bloody glad I did it.

 

 

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GTEYE

Original Poster:

2,096 posts

210 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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Looks decent enough, but you just wish they could have been a little bit more imaginative.

Ex Boy Racer

1,151 posts

192 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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Just to be sure - is that the new TT or the old one?

toppstuff

13,698 posts

247 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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It is an entirely personal thing and may be explained by the simple process of getting older, but I don't see the point of this car.

It takes up the same space on the road and has pretty much the same performance as a Golf R, but is more cramped and much less practical. Its like deliberately choosing shoes that don't fit properly or carrying a suitcase too small to put all your stuff in, just because it looks nice.

I am sure I would love to drive one. But every time I needed to give someone a lift in the back or carry a box-shaped thing in the boot, I would feel annoyed with myself for choosing the TT when the Golf R would have been just as nice to drive and yet still useful when I needed it to be.

Axionknight

8,505 posts

135 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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Ex Boy Racer said:
Just to be sure - is that the new TT or the old one?
Petty sure it's the old one! rofl

Nice drive, lovely scenery - shame about the boring car, I'm sure it's a capable machien but it just looks and seems like a big old bag of yaaaaaawn to me.

mwstewart

7,592 posts

188 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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GTEYE said:
Looks decent enough, but you just wish they could have been a little bit more imaginative.
I read an article where the designer of this new model made inferences of how bland the Mk2 was and how the Mk3 would be a return to the character of the original! He's failed. The Mk1 still looks more of a design compared to this A4 lookalike.

I'm sure however it's a decent enough car - the TT usually gets a bit of stick for not being a good enough sports car, but they do work well enough on the daily grind.

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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Really don't like the dashboard being only for the driver.
Will make it a pain when you ask a passenger to adjust the satnav!

However my other half loves this. She want to get one (she has the model before this with the screen in the correct position).

Definitely a car for women.

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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toppstuff said:
but I don't see the point of this car.

Just a car that looks good isn't it.
People who drive these don't care about performance. My other half drives the diesel version!

jamespink

1,218 posts

204 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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Reading this I realised the only time in my life I have ever been excited about a TT is when I saw the original Baseball glove interior. Hardly noticed one since...

paulyv

1,020 posts

123 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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Is the seemingly once much derided MK1 coming back into vogue with car lovers??!

mwstewart

7,592 posts

188 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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paulyv said:
Is the seemingly once much derided MK1 coming back into vogue with car lovers??!
From a design perspective was it ever out? I think most agree on that aspect.

toppstuff

13,698 posts

247 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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GravelMachineGun said:
My other half drives the diesel version!
The diesel TT completely baffles me. I don't understand what it is for.




paulyv

1,020 posts

123 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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mwstewart said:
paulyv said:
Is the seemingly once much derided MK1 coming back into vogue with car lovers??!
From a design perspective was it ever out? I think most agree on that aspect.
I seem to read 'hairdresser' a lot less than I used to.

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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toppstuff said:
GravelMachineGun said:
My other half drives the diesel version!
The diesel TT completely baffles me. I don't understand what it is for.
For people who want a car that looks good and that is it.
It is a quattro to be fair mind you.

corcoran

536 posts

274 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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It doesn't even have enough design to be described as 'dull'. Awful awful thing.

M@1975

591 posts

227 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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Mk1 is a better and better looking car when compared to the identikit cars out there these days but its still an odd duck and I'm yet to meet anyone who's owned one for a significant amount of time and not suffered the instrument failure issue and subsequent horrendous bill for something quite simple.

New ones are just a bit pointless, not a sports car, not anything much of anything but to some they look good and fulfill a status thing. They are sports cars fopr people who dont like driving but want to look like they do. I guess they fill a niche.


AbzST64

578 posts

189 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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"....often next to vertiginous drops straight into the North Sea.."

Ermmm your in the wrong side of Scotland for the North Sea...should that not be Atlantic Ocean? nerd

jamesbeaumont

260 posts

122 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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GravelMachineGun said:
toppstuff said:
GravelMachineGun said:
My other half drives the diesel version!
The diesel TT completely baffles me. I don't understand what it is for.
For people who want a car that looks good and that is it.
It is a quattro to be fair mind you.
I have one of these for a few months over the winter as my dad was going to sell it at trade price so I grabbed it for a bit of 'free' motoring before I sell it on in a few months. Its not terribly quick in a straight line and there isn't much feel (I have a 172 cup on 888s in the garage) but on a greasy country road in Scotland it is stupidly capable - there is little that would keep with it. The lateral grip is immense on the 245 section tyres and it will return 40+ mpg whilst making very rapid progress.

sjabrown

1,913 posts

160 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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Forget the Audi. Mull is a great place to visit. Okay I'm a bit biased but a great island to get away from it all with plenty to see/do for a long weekend.

ps if going the same route in the article the first wallet-lightening is courtesy of Highland Council, and the second of Calmac.

Mike Duff

11 posts

116 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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AbzST64 said:
"....often next to vertiginous drops straight into the North Sea.."

Ermmm your in the wrong side of Scotland for the North Sea...should that not be Atlantic Ocean? nerd
Good point, well made...

TallGriff

18 posts

187 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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"This year's event finished with a 22-mile mega-stage that combined the previously used Loch Tuath and Calgary Bay stages, running all the way around the north west coast of the island, often next to vertiginous drops straight into the North Sea."

Guess the Audi satnav is rubbish then...... North Sea off Mull wtf?