Amsterdam Trip Tomorrow

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Jbadman06

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21 posts

114 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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Good Afternoon fellow PH'ers. Tomorrow I'm venturing off to the city of hookers, funny plants, bicycles, beer and big scary people selling 'heroin' down dark alleys.

Basically i'm just asking for any first hand advice or tips regarding our 3 night trip. There's only 4 of us and were flying out in the morning. It's our first time so any experience or advice would be greaty appreciated.

Cheers

Jack

Soov535

35,829 posts

271 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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If you're sensible and don't get involved in anything other than weed, you'll be fine. It's one of the safest and most chilled out places in the World.

Try the Little Thai Prince for dinner, and enjoy the beers and spotting opportunties.

Jbadman06

Original Poster:

21 posts

114 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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Thanks for the reply. Hard drugs was never an option but thanks for the heads up anyway. Will bare that place in mind. Much appreciated

MacW

1,349 posts

176 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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Depending on your budget, try and get into Anna for dinner. Superb food but comes with a price attached.

If you're after beer and wandering rather than clouds of weed smoke then stroll (or tram) down to Rembrandtplein. A little further south is the market (Mon-Sat) at Albert Cuypstraat with the surrounding bars and a fairly decent park when the weather's good.

Loads to do in town, I can probably lead you a little more specifically if you let me know your goals.

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

233 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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I've not been since the law changed over there. What is the 'go' these days with the cafes? is it business as usual, or is it more like Spain where you just walk up and down a certain street enough times and someone will offer to help you sort an evening's membership of the right sort of club?

Just musing really as it seemed at one time that half PH was constantly popping backwards and forwards for a little legal mind expansion/brain cell damage depending on which camp you sit in! These days Amsterdam doesn't sound as much of a Tourist destination for that crowd.

MacW

1,349 posts

176 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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Rude-boy said:
I've not been since the law changed over there. What is the 'go' these days with the cafes? is it business as usual, or is it more like Spain where you just walk up and down a certain street enough times and someone will offer to help you sort an evening's membership of the right sort of club?

Just musing really as it seemed at one time that half PH was constantly popping backwards and forwards for a little legal mind expansion/brain cell damage depending on which camp you sit in! These days Amsterdam doesn't sound as much of a Tourist destination for that crowd.
The practical application of the law basically means the coffee shops cannot operate within x distance of schools, daycare centres, etc.

Nothing else has changed.


LouD86

3,279 posts

153 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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Enjoy yourself, and take more money than you think you need!!

For breakfast, there is an awesome pancake shop oposite the large Apple store. You can have pretty much whatever you can imagine in it, its epic!!



Weed, try the Green House Cafe's, seem to be fair on pricing, nice atmosphere, and if your a newb they will be kind on recommendations.


Food, and beer, both expensive, and a lot more than here, but then it generally is better.

Visit the Heinekkin (I cant spell it) brewery, worth it, free pint at the end, drinks in the tasting room, then a good canal trip on their own boat, which puts you the other side of town. 18 Euros from memory.

Ive been twice this year, loved it. Good for a weekend

Jbadman06

Original Poster:

21 posts

114 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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Thanks for the tips guys, appreciate it. Smoking, drinking, exploring, architechture and museums etc are all on the agenda. Just want to do as much as possible really!

RammyMP

6,768 posts

153 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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Me and my mates went for a weekend a few weeks ago, we just generally got pissed! Rembrandt square is good for bars and a visit to the ice bar is worth it but get a discount leaflet before you go, it will be €16 but you get 3 drinks with it.

GG89

3,527 posts

186 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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As above really, me and the girlfriend went last month for a long weekend and I found it very expensive. I've been 4 times previous with mates and didn't realise how expensive it was as we just drank beer and ate cheap.

Heineken experience is fantastic for 15 euros. I've always enjoyed Amsterdam more when I haven't had a set plan, just go with the flow it's a great city.

Voldemort

6,143 posts

278 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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Spare tyre

9,563 posts

130 months

Monday 8th December 2014
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Used to work there and never did any of the tourist stuff till I went back on the way home with the gf from Germany

Did a boat tour thingy and I really enjoyed it, nice way to get out the cold as well

Clearly this is a nice thing to do with the Mrs, maybe less so with the lads.

Don't get run over by trams and bikes

rich85uk

3,367 posts

179 months

Tuesday 9th December 2014
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http://www.coffeeshop.freeuk.com/Map.html

See how many you can visit hippy

Would agree with everything else that's been said, been 3 times now and thankfully the red light district area is so much safer than it was about 10 years ago

Watch out for steep stairs after a few coffee shops, for example the sex museum has some horrendous ones to get you down from the top floor

YankeePorker

4,765 posts

241 months

Tuesday 9th December 2014
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If you like good Indonesian food then I recommend the Kantjil & de Tijger at Spuistraat 291-293. Ask for a rijsttafel (rice table) of whatever meat you prefer. You'll come out full and redolent of peanut satay. It's a pilgrimage for me each time I'm there for walkabouts.

On that subject, take good shoes for walking! I seem to end up doing many kms every day walking/staggering around exploring. And use a map - it has a kind of circular layout than can lead to you walking for ages only to find yourself back at the starting point.

funinhounslow

1,628 posts

142 months

Wednesday 10th December 2014
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Dutch Resistace Museum is well worth a couple of hours, looking at what life was like during occupation.

Cafe de Klos is a good place to go for carnivores.

Soov535

35,829 posts

271 months

Wednesday 10th December 2014
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When looking at girls in windows, don't take photos (they dont' like it) and make sure before saying which one you think is the hottest that there isn't a rubber cock in the window. This means something.........


rehab71

3,362 posts

190 months

Wednesday 10th December 2014
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I've been four times and never left the Red Light District paperbag

Richyboy

3,739 posts

217 months

Wednesday 10th December 2014
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I so want to go to this place but the only person that will go with me is an ex-girlfriend.

Surely avoiding the indica's and sticking to the sativa's in the day time would be good advice.

evilmunkey

1,377 posts

159 months

Saturday 13th December 2014
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In the red light district , red lights in the window mean they are real women, blue lights often mean transexual, red and blue lights... they have the looks of a woman but have the meat n 2 veg. Hated walking round that seedy hole. much better things to see and do in Amsterdam than walk round a meat market.

Steve Campbell

2,132 posts

168 months

Monday 15th December 2014
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You don't say if its a lads trip or couples.

A free tour of one of the diamond houses can be interesting...but can get a tad expensive :-)

First time I went with my wife and we ended up buying a necklace. 2nd visit about 6 years after they upheld there promise to give fair market value as part of an upgrade and we bought a new necklace with a bigger & better diamond. Not been back since, need to save up :-)