RE: Nissan Juke NISMO RS launched

RE: Nissan Juke NISMO RS launched

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Jim20vt

51 posts

229 months

Thursday 18th December 2014
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It's different, different is good.

Jim20vt

51 posts

229 months

Thursday 18th December 2014
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The wheels don't do it any favours though...

minky monkey

1,526 posts

166 months

Thursday 18th December 2014
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I like it!

EngageSportMode

41 posts

138 months

Thursday 18th December 2014
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Living ten minutes away from the factory, I've found the looks improve with familiarity. Plus, that's all subjective anyway.

Drove the 2WD Juke Nismo last year. Pretty good fun, as long as you don't expect it to be like a regular hot-hatch.

Definitely a bit of a left-field choice of car though, especially with the RS at £22k. Shame they're still lumbering the 4WD one with the CVT auto' box too.

lord trumpton

7,389 posts

126 months

Thursday 18th December 2014
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[quote=karma mechanic]


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Edited by lord trumpton on Thursday 18th December 21:40

Escort Si-130

3,272 posts

180 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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I agree, fkin cant stand the look of this piece of st. Gave it a 1, only decent thing is the engine.
And why another manufacturer gone to use the RS moniker, fk sake cant they just use something different. Hot Nissans were either ZX, GTR or GTI.
The only real RS company imo is Ford.

Oddball RS said:
You'd only buy one if you had no brain, look at it!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Looks ok in black.

Mostly 'cos you can't see it....smile

Escort Si-130

3,272 posts

180 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

lord trumpton said:
karma mechanic said:


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Edited by lord trumpton on Thursday 18th December 21:40

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Eh...?

ajg31

1,455 posts

207 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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I like it, but I also like the bubble wrap door Citroen Cactus as well smile

I have a friend who bought the old Nismo for his wife, and he swears by it. Terrible interior space for the size of the car though.

gumsie

680 posts

209 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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karma mechanic said:
I do understand the ugly thing. When I got rid of the last Subaru I didn't want a car that was the same as all the other cars in the car park. So while I was waiting for Subaru to build something I actually wanted I got a Juke Nismo. Without the LSD that you get with the RS it is hopeless, since 220 bhp through the fronts overwhelms the tyres (mine is tweaked). The ContiSport 5's last 5000 miles, I've swapped them front to back and they are all shot at 12k miles.
Odd that.
You got 5K and swapped them around. So you put the rear tyres which had light wear on them on the front and got 40% more miles out of them? You had a seismic shift in your driving attitude.

karma mechanic

728 posts

122 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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gumsie said:
Odd that.
You got 5K and swapped them around. So you put the rear tyres which had light wear on them on the front and got 40% more miles out of them? You had a seismic shift in your driving attitude.
Probably true. Having seen the way they were wearing at 5k I swapped them, and I was more sympathetic after that...

rallycross

12,790 posts

237 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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It's as tall as a horse and pig ugly, you'd need to be on LSD to buy one of these naff looking things?

Ved

3,825 posts

175 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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The missus really likes these and for what they are they're a pretty good package. In grey they looks pretty good but I think they could do with being a lot more squat. I agree that NISMO is being diluted but then again NISMO was never a factor in the UK anyway.

The NISMO Pulsar could be great though so maybe that's the Nissan hatch worth waiting for.

Dale487

1,334 posts

123 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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ajg31 said:
I like it, but I also like the bubble wrap door Citroen Cactus as well smile

I have a friend who bought the old Nismo for his wife, and he swears by it. Terrible interior space for the size of the car though.
The terrible interior space and small boot (along with the looks) are the main reason, dispite my wife pestering me, we didn't buy a mark 1 Puke.

I gather the boot is now 50 litres larger now - which still doesn't make it any more attractive.

I think EVO magazine quite liked it in an oddball hatch kind of way, so this new one should be a bit of a laugh.

Chris Y

221 posts

188 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Buying a Juke is akin to buying a wart!

The Vambo

6,643 posts

141 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Escort Si-130 said:
The only real RS company imo is Ford.
scratchchin


Edited by The Vambo on Friday 19th December 12:56

vtecyo

2,122 posts

129 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Can't see the point, assuming there will be a similarly specced variant of the new Pulsar.

Hellbound

2,500 posts

176 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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vtecyo said:
Can't see the point, assuming there will be a similarly specced variant of the new Pulsar.


And have a shooting brake/estate version with groovy styling a la Pulsar NX Sportbak. Keep them both under £22k and all the £30k hot hatches will start to seem a little silly.


razzle99

165 posts

243 months

Monday 29th December 2014
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The Vambo said:
scratchchin


Edited by The Vambo on Friday 19th December 12:56
Lol @ 'the only real RS company is Ford' ! rofl