Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

[Justayellowbadge]

pad58 said:

Blimey that was a long one.

Having a late tea tonight of butcher finest sausages , homemade chips done in beef dripping, free range eggs form a local farm, beans from the tinus of Heinzus.

Quick and easy heart attack food.

You utter [insert slang word for vagina].

I am down a stone since new year.

Utter.

Utter.

Utter.

[DickyC]

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.


You are skinny now, right?

[Justayellowbadge]

Skinnier.

[KaraK]

Meh..pretty sure I'm still the skinniest male TTer

[ambuletz]

I think i mentioned afew pages back about a girl i fancied but didn't ask out, and how she was moving to a different office...

Dont care bout that anymore. a new volunteer has come in who's even hotter.

I mean she's smoking. its really like those scenes where in TV/movies they do that slow motion hair flick. THe last girl was slightly nerdy/cute, which didn't intimidate me. But this one..she's complete, and i feel somewhat intimidated by it. I'm 28 and she's 22!

[DickyC]

ambuletz said:

more girl oriented soul searching

An Aussie walks into a disco, gets a drink, sees a girl he fancies, walks over to her and says,

"Sheila, do you dance?"
"Yup."

So they dance. While dancing, he says,

"Sheila, do you fk?"
"Not til now you smooth talking bd."

[Impasse]

As previously mentioned my usual bar is closed for a refit until next week. So I've strolled around the corner to visit the pub right on the water's edge.
There's live music here tonight. A young girl singing easy listening stuff accompanied by a dude with long hair strumming away on a guitar. I like it.

[Impasse]

I am Iva and I claim my five pounds.

[SWTH]

Not bad going. 21 hours later and my wife is finally speaking to me. This is a distinct improvement on earlier, as she has spent the day talking at me.

[Impasse]

Commiserations that you didn't make it to a whole day. Still, you need a new patio don't you?

[DickyC]

As nothing was happening on screen, I looked at my mouse to see if that was where the problem lay. Now I can see that might seem absurd - why blame the mouse? - but it turned out to be a good place to start. I was sliding my phone around.

[Spiffing]

Nick Clegg has somehow morphed into Paul from neighbours.

[pad58]

Bit late to be thirsty but hayho.

[EvoDelta]

Arse biscuits! Up at 4am for my 6.10 flight home and there is a minimum delay of 1.5 hours.

[pad58]

Up and at them this morning.
Car buying shelved for this weekend because she wants carpets.

[DickyC]

pad58 said:

Up and at them...

Or was this before your time?

[pad58]

Atom Ant, no sadly.

[DickyC]

I can remember watching Atom Ant, but remember next to nothing about it other than he could fly, he was very strong and the catch phrase, "Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!" was recited when he took off to right wrongs.

[pad58]

I was supposed to paint the skirting boards the other day ,but was too busy looking for a newer car (man priories)like your wife's but petrol like I said the other week.

But how annoying and frustrating can it be when I have the time to go and get/look/find one ,the weather does this snowy thing on us.


A frustrated pad.

[DickyC]

"like your wife's but petrol"

Cipher Book, Cipher Book. Where's the Cipher Book?