Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

[Ryn36]

We've had a bafflingly awful flier through - English Democrats.

I cannot understand for one second how it made it through any proofing procedures. I can only assume they had none... badly phrased and grammatically awkward at best, leaving aside the glaring lack of tangible information in its content.

Made me angry! I'm actually not even aware of the English Democrat Party... -this flier did nothing to change that!



Also, hello party people!

[Fishtigua]

I've been a good boy this morning.

Got to the fishmongers early and got a nice plaice, samphire, and some queens for tonight. From the butcher's rump steak and box of ribs. Much cheaper and better quality than supermarkets could ever manage.

[EvoDelta]

Ryn36 said:

We've had a bafflingly awful flier through - English Democrats.

I cannot understand for one second how it made it through any proofing procedures. I can only assume they had none... badly phrased and grammatically awkward at best, leaving aside the glaring lack of tangible information in its content.

Made me angry! I'm actually not even aware of the English Democrat Party... -this flier did nothing to change that!



Also, hello party people!

[Leafspring]

[DickyC]

The umbriollier is up, the seats are out and I'm making cappuccino.

All those in favour?

[iva cosworth]

Nay.

Glum at work.

[Spiffing]

Frog in a strimmer

[iva cosworth]

Spiffing said:

Frog in a strimmer

Canary in a coal mine ?.......

Home now.

Had a delve under Fiat seat an found



Yes,another 10 euros.

That's 20 in total,doesn't think there's any more under there.

Going to wash it as a reward.

Looks like I'm going to get into tomorrow's SS,only 22 more to drop out.

Yay......

[DickyC]

Spiffing said:

Frog in a strimmer

Cutting the grass one day with a motor mower, I frightened a shrew to death. It rushed out of the undergrowth just as the mower reached the edge of the grass. The first shrew I had ever seen; it was completely unharmed but dead.

[iva cosworth]

Bad timing of the shrew.

Also found a cheese triangle under the seat.

Binned.

[DickyC]

The timing of the shrew.

We could write a play.

[iva cosworth]

As you like it....

[DickyC]

Or, as the landlord of my local said to a beardy bloke, "Shakespeare, you're bard."

[DickyC]

Did I say I once went on Dickens Nudist Weekend? I went with great expectations but it was a bleak house and they all laughed at my little dorrit.

:ronniebarker:

[iva cosworth]

Well,Measure for Measure,All's well that ends well.

[iva cosworth]

Fiat washed,it never takes long......

[Chunkymonkey71]

RRAAARRRR!

[Fishtigua]

Errr...Do you know how liquids work?

[Chunkymonkey71]

Fishtigua said:

Errr...Do you know how liquids work?

My mug is empty... But my carpet is full!

[ChemicalChaos]

A gorgeous day, empty fast and sweeping country roads, classic cheese on the radio (Kim Wilde - Kids in America) and a hefty V8 under my right foot. I am a contented man today