Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

[Impasse]

iva cosworth said:

Iva celebrity spotting #453....Saw Jasmine Harman on the way home tonight.

Bet most of you don't know who she is.....

Is she that heavy set house programme woman?

[Fishtigua]

iva cosworth said:

Iva celebrity spotting #453....Saw Jasmine Harman on the way home tonight.

Bet most of you don't know who she is.....

I had to Wiki her, still not very enlightened.

I saw Sir Tim West and Pru Scales on Saturday.

[iva cosworth]

Impasse said:

iva cosworth said:

Iva celebrity spotting #453....Saw Jasmine Harman on the way home tonight.

Bet most of you don't know who she is.....

Is she that heavy set house programme woman?

Don't know about heavy set,are you thinking of Amanda Lamb ?

First program I saw her on was A place in the sun,home or away.

She always did the away.

I think she's quite pretty.....

[iva cosworth]

Had an interesting day.

A forklift broke whilst he had the forks under the load and still on

my lorry.Dragged the forks out with a van,bloke asked company next

door to lift load off with a "bendy" forklift.

It nearly fell over with 2 tonnes on it.

[Impasse]

iva cosworth said:

Harman Lamb sandwich.

Yep, it was Harman I had in mind. She's not exactly a stick insect, but maybe I was unfair about calling her heavy set. Comfortable, perhaps. Doesn't her mum have some sort of klepto illness?

Fun fact number 638: Lamb used to work with my (now ex) brother in law at a branch of the Halifax before doing her Scottish Widows adverts and other model type stuff.

[iva cosworth]

Her mum is a hoarder and they were both in a documentary on the subject.

[Impasse]

Corrr, you're like famous and everyfink!

[iva cosworth]

No autographs please.

I'm not signing THAT !

[iva cosworth]

Someone's locked me in the TT bar.

Think of the overtime.

[SWTH]

Think of the damage done to the supply of '21 Dom Perignon more like!

[hidetheelephants]

iva cosworth said:

Don't know about heavy set,are you thinking of Amanda Lamb ?

First program I saw her on was A place in the sun,home or away.

She always did the away.

I think she's quite pretty.....

None of the females in question strike me as heavyset, although they do seem to spend a remarkable amount of screentime with a bun in the oven. To paraphrase the late Stanley Unwin, JH has splendid protrudy boobers.

[Fishtigua]

After ordering a new laptop yesterday, I go home to start swearing at the old one for not working.

What happens next? The bloody thing starts working just fine. fker!

[pad58]

They get jealous yer know.
Morning.

[DickyC]

hidetheelephants said:

None of the females in question strike me as heavyset, although they do seem to spend a remarkable amount of screentime with a bun in the oven. To paraphrase the late Stanley Unwin, JH has splendid protrudy boobers.

Deep joy.

[DickyC]

pad58 said:

They get jealous yer know.
Morning.

Does your motor have the six speed box, pad? If so, have you discovered syncro on reverse yet?

I'm now in the habit of passing a parking space, slipping the car into reverse and using the clutch to stop the car and start reversing. From about 10 mph I'm talking about. It tickles me no end. By the feel of it, it would go in a lot faster but my mechanical sympathy is already being questioned.

[DickyC]

SWTH said:

Think of the damage done to the supply of '21 Dom Perignon more like!

What was he drinking the Dom '21 from exactly? He doesn't have a Trivial Towers mug.

[iva cosworth]

DickyC said:

What was he drinking the Dom '21 from exactly? He doesn't have a Trivial Towers mug.

The old fire bucket hasn't had sand in it for a while.....

Morning......hic......

[iva cosworth]

And roughly what time is someone going to let me out ?.....

[DickyC]

iva cosworth said:

And roughly what time is someone going to let me out ?.....

The remedy is in hand. Not at hand, but in hand.

Behind the scenes members are furiously trying to remember the combination to The Secret Cupboard you seem to have locked yourself in.

[DickyC]

Impasse - was it your gran's Co-op number?

SWTH - was it your dad's Works Number?

pad - was it your NI number without the letters?


Don't worry, iva, we'll soon have you out.