Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)

[iva cosworth]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Do I have to go and insult landed gentry now?

That's a "bit council"....insane too.

[Chunkymonkey71]

Remember the old days when this would have been Stag Thursday and we'd all have got jaked and spoke rubbish on here, in the other place and by telephone; and there would be loads of random pished pictures posted?

Then I got another job and nobody was there to take on the fat Govan Jakey role...

Then PP sold out to the man and started doing wild hours at work...

Then Council Baby became a workabk...

Then Roper got a mrs...

This functioning in normal society pish has to stop! We have to get back on the Stag!

'I have a dream that one day this thread will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created jakies."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Trivia, the sons of former trivialites and the sons of former trivialite owners will be able to sit down together at the table of Jim Beam.

Etc...'

I'd like to see you all get on board Dicky's 'Live Satellite Pish Up'- formerly known as Stag Thursday.

For old times sake, let's make it happen! Lets take it back to the old skool!

[SWTH]

Reading that I had a mental image of Martin Luther King speaking with a Jockanese accent

[Chunkymonkey71]

SWTH said:

Reading that I had a mental image of Martin Luther King speaking with a Jockanese accent

It worked then!

[iva cosworth]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

It worked then!

What worked ?

Nope ,not a clue.

[pad58]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Remember the old days when this would have been Stag Thursday and we'd all have got jaked and spoke rubbish on here, in the other place and by telephone; and there would be loads of random pished pictures posted?

Then I got another job and nobody was there to take on the fat Govan Jakey role...

Then PP sold out to the man and started doing wild hours at work...

Then Council Baby became a workabk...

Then Roper got a mrs...

This functioning in normal society pish has to stop! We have to get back on the Stag!

'I have a dream that one day this thread will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created jakies."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Trivia, the sons of former trivialites and the sons of former trivialite owners will be able to sit down together at the table of Jim Beam.

Etc...'

I'd like to see you all get on board Dicky's 'Live Satellite Pish Up'- formerly known as Stag Thursday.

For old times sake, let's make it happen! Lets take it back to the old skool!

Quoted for prosperity.
Agreed Chunks.

[Impasse]

Should I have been grasping a glass of something while reading that?

[Chunkymonkey71]

Impasse said:

Should I have been grasping a glass of something while reading that?

Straight from the bottle is acceptable.

[iva cosworth]

Standing to attention whilst facing Govan is sufficient.

[Impasse]

'Spose I'd better do my trousers up too.

[Chunkymonkey71]

'Bawz oot for Govan' is a pretty good slogan!

[TheChampers]

pad58 said:

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Remember the old days when this would have been Stag Thursday and we'd all have got jaked and spoke rubbish on here, in the other place and by telephone; and there would be loads of random pished pictures posted?

Then I got another job and nobody was there to take on the fat Govan Jakey role...

Then PP sold out to the man and started doing wild hours at work...

Then Council Baby became a workabk...

Then Roper got a mrs...

This functioning in normal society pish has to stop! We have to get back on the Stag!

'I have a dream that one day this thread will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created jakies."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Trivia, the sons of former trivialites and the sons of former trivialite owners will be able to sit down together at the table of Jim Beam.

Etc...'

I'd like to see you all get on board Dicky's 'Live Satellite Pish Up'- formerly known as Stag Thursday.

For old times sake, let's make it happen! Lets take it back to the old skool!

Quoted for prosperity.
Agreed Chunks.

And since last September I've been working 60 - 80 hour weeks I have a glass of wine in one hand and a ciggie in the other right now (and some stuff on Spotify)

[iva cosworth]

Dammit my telly has automatically moved to the "specialist" stuff after 10pm.

[pad58]

Morning, misty one out there ,ache all over here, whelking it.

[DickyC]

"I'm whelking it," is Welsh Rhyming Slang for, "I have stage fright."

[DickyC]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Remember the old days when this would have been Stag Thursday and we'd all have got jaked and spoke rubbish on here, in the other place and by telephone; and there would be loads of random pished pictures posted?

Then I got another job and nobody was there to take on the fat Govan Jakey role...

Then PP sold out to the man and started doing wild hours at work...

Then Council Baby became a workabk...

Then Roper got a mrs...

This functioning in normal society pish has to stop! We have to get back on the Stag!

'I have a dream that one day this thread will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created jakies."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Trivia, the sons of former trivialites and the sons of former trivialite owners will be able to sit down together at the table of Jim Beam.

Etc...'

I'd like to see you all get on board Dicky's 'Live Satellite Pish Up'- formerly known as Stag Thursday.

For old times sake, let's make it happen! Lets take it back to the old skool!

Well said, that man.

Help yourself to anything from the Secret Cupboard.


I'd steer clear of the unlabelled bottle of green stuff, though.

[Mr Roper]

Touching stuff, Chunk.

I've told the misses to pack her bags.

Not sure if I've thought this through properly but I'm now free...all the time.

[DickyC]

Luckily, my satellite pish was down or I may have abandoned hearth and home to strike on my own for a life in a dingy collection of cheap hotels near Cardiff.

Oh.

[Adenauer]

Great speech, Chunks, let's hope you don't get shot

[Adenauer]

Oooh, the White Knights are gunning for Dicky.