Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 25)
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You rang?
Did you hear about his Lordship's man, Wardle?
He was the perfect manservant. His Lordship only had to think of something and Wardle was already there with it in his hands.
One morning, his Lordship awoke to find Wardle drawing the curtains. He started to say, "Do you know what I fancy, Wardle? I fancy a..." just as Wardle lifted a tray on to his lap with a boiled egg, buttered soldiers and a cup of tea. "Why! That's exactly what I was going to ask for!"
As he finished breakfast he called, "Wardle, could you draw me a..." "A bath, sir? The water is running for you now."
As he settled back in the bath and pondered just how good his life was and how marvellous Wardle was tending to his every need he let out a long and satisfying underwater fart. Wardle immediately appeared at the bathroom door carrying a hot water bottle.
"What the blazes have you got there, man?"
"Forgive me, sir. I thought I heard you say, "What about a water bottle, Wardle?"
Did you hear about his Lordship's man, Wardle?
He was the perfect manservant. His Lordship only had to think of something and Wardle was already there with it in his hands.
One morning, his Lordship awoke to find Wardle drawing the curtains. He started to say, "Do you know what I fancy, Wardle? I fancy a..." just as Wardle lifted a tray on to his lap with a boiled egg, buttered soldiers and a cup of tea. "Why! That's exactly what I was going to ask for!"
As he finished breakfast he called, "Wardle, could you draw me a..." "A bath, sir? The water is running for you now."
As he settled back in the bath and pondered just how good his life was and how marvellous Wardle was tending to his every need he let out a long and satisfying underwater fart. Wardle immediately appeared at the bathroom door carrying a hot water bottle.
"What the blazes have you got there, man?"
"Forgive me, sir. I thought I heard you say, "What about a water bottle, Wardle?"
DickyC said:
You rang?
Did you hear about his Lordship's man, Wardle?
He was the perfect manservant. His Lordship only had to think of something and Wardle was already there with it in his hands.
One morning, his Lordship awoke to find Wardle drawing the curtains. He started to say, "Do you know what I fancy, Wardle? I fancy a..." just as Wardle lifted a tray on to his lap with a boiled egg, buttered soldiers and a cup of tea. "Why! That's exactly what I was going to ask for!"
As he finished breakfast he called, "Wardle, could you draw me a..." "A bath, sir? The water is running for you now."
As he settled back in the bath and pondered just how good his life was and how marvellous Wardle was tending to his every need he let out a long and satisfying underwater fart. Wardle immediately appeared at the bathroom door carrying a hot water bottle.
"What the blazes have you got there, man?"
"Forgive me, sir. I thought I heard you say, "What about a water bottle, Wardle?"
I had forgotten that joke Dicky, still a cracjkerDid you hear about his Lordship's man, Wardle?
He was the perfect manservant. His Lordship only had to think of something and Wardle was already there with it in his hands.
One morning, his Lordship awoke to find Wardle drawing the curtains. He started to say, "Do you know what I fancy, Wardle? I fancy a..." just as Wardle lifted a tray on to his lap with a boiled egg, buttered soldiers and a cup of tea. "Why! That's exactly what I was going to ask for!"
As he finished breakfast he called, "Wardle, could you draw me a..." "A bath, sir? The water is running for you now."
As he settled back in the bath and pondered just how good his life was and how marvellous Wardle was tending to his every need he let out a long and satisfying underwater fart. Wardle immediately appeared at the bathroom door carrying a hot water bottle.
"What the blazes have you got there, man?"
"Forgive me, sir. I thought I heard you say, "What about a water bottle, Wardle?"
My girlfriend uses a wheelchair. The nearest wheelchair accessible train station is half an hour's drive (each way) from my nearest train station. The standard thing to do is pre-book the ticket for the full journey, and the train company will book and pay for the taxi for the last stretch of the journey to the train station (and they'd do the same for the return). Fair enough.
MY girlfriend's taxi driver asked for directions when she got in the car, and he's just asked her (10 minutes into the journey) where he's meant to be going. Considering his job, I'd have thought he'd know already, his job is literally to drive people from one location to another. I might point this out to the chap once he's not in a position to hold my girlfriend hostage...
MY girlfriend's taxi driver asked for directions when she got in the car, and he's just asked her (10 minutes into the journey) where he's meant to be going. Considering his job, I'd have thought he'd know already, his job is literally to drive people from one location to another. I might point this out to the chap once he's not in a position to hold my girlfriend hostage...
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