different rules for the girlfriend

different rules for the girlfriend

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jamest1988

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133 posts

131 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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A little help from those gentlemen with more life experience would be greatly appreciated...

Girlfriend is on a work do with a friend, said friend uploads a picture of the back of a "naked waiter" which is a feature of the works do. Girlfriend failed to mention this, I don't have a particular problem with this besides the fact that:

A. I've seen enough videos on z hamster to know what goes on at "stripper parties"

B. The one time I visited a strip club (with friends on a stag do) she went mental

I don't think (hope) she's giving the entertainment any help with excess squirty cream but I cant see a difference between a naked waiter and a stripper.

What should my next course of action be, I don't really care that she's there, just the fact that there seems to be one rule for her and another for me. Should I act hurt to make her feel guilty and possible do things she normally doesn't do, trade her in for a younger model, or act like a grown up and talk about my feelings?

any input greatly appreciated.

James

AWRacing

1,710 posts

224 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Simple question, do you trust her?

Sheets Tabuer

18,895 posts

214 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Have a beer, let her get on with her night.

Now if she shags a stripper that's another matter but I doubt it. wink

P I Staker

3,308 posts

155 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Say nothing. Keep it in memory and use it in your defense in future.

jamest1988

Original Poster:

133 posts

131 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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I trust her completely I just don't like that its OK for her and not for me, maybe I'm not as trustworthy as I thought!

jamest1988

Original Poster:

133 posts

131 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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P I Staker said:
Say nothing. Keep it in memory and use it in your defense in future.
I like this idea a lot!! that's my kind of thinking!

Sheets Tabuer

18,895 posts

214 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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You're young, one day you'll realise there is always one rule for them and another for you hehe

Steve H

5,224 posts

194 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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P I Staker said:
Say nothing. Keep it in memory and use it in your defense in future.
This, almost.

Point out the contradiction to her on conversation some time soon so she is aware that you are aware but don't make any fuss over it.

hajaba123

1,302 posts

174 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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1: Nail her sister tonight, get your retaliation in first (or possibly at the same time)

2: Google Dancing Bear, drive yourself mental

3: Don't listen to us lot, you won't get too many sensible replies

goldblum

10,272 posts

166 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Don't mention it to her. Why the hell did you tell her you went to a stripper,stag do or not? You deserve all you get just for that mistake. She'll never trust you again now and she'll certainly never tire of bringing it up at inopportune moments.

justanother5tar

1,314 posts

124 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Sheets Tabuer said:
You're young, one day you'll realise there is always one rule for them and another for you hehe
That.

JimmyConwayNW

3,056 posts

124 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Dump her, buy an mx5 and then take pictures of custard and frozen sausages?

jamest1988

Original Poster:

133 posts

131 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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goldblum said:
Don't mention it to her. Why the hell did you tell her you went to a stripper,stag do or not? You deserve all you get just for that mistake. She'll never trust you again now and she'll certainly never tire of bringing it up at inopportune moments.
Fair point, I was working on the "honesty is the best policy" thing, no falling for that one again! That's what irks me the most, no one goes to a party and is surprised to see a naked waiter, I'm sure it was one of the selling points and she "forgot" to mention it.

ArsE92

21,007 posts

186 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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A naked waiter is very different to a stripper.

A stripper will get completely naked for you and show you her sphincter if you like. If you give her enough cash.

These naked waiter chaps just walk around the venue serving drinks all night with fat old birds propositioning them every ten minutes.

Laurel Green

30,770 posts

231 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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I'd be sitting stark bk naked with a container of squirty-cream beside me with anticipation of her return.

jamest1988

Original Poster:

133 posts

131 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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ArsE92 said:
A naked waiter is very different to a stripper.

A stripper will get completely naked for you and show you her sphincter if you like. If you give her enough cash.

These naked waiter chaps just walk around the venue serving drinks all night with fat old birds propositioning them every ten minutes.
so the only difference is the extent to which the cheeks are parted? is there a spread to overall width ratio at which is becomes unacceptable?

TheDoggingFather

17,089 posts

205 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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ArsE92 said:
A naked waiter is very different to a stripper.

A stripper will get completely naked for you and show you her sphincter if you like. If you give her enough cash.

These naked waiter chaps just walk around the venue serving drinks all night with fat old birds propositioning them every ten minutes.
Thus speaks the voice of experience, still regretting your career choice? biggrin

GG89

3,526 posts

185 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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I very much doubt it's the naked strippers walking about getting gobbles off of all the women like you see on some x rated sites mate. It will be bare-arsed butlers serving drinks with an apron on. Chill.

Impasse

15,099 posts

240 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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TheDoggingFather said:
ArsE92 said:
A naked waiter is very different to a stripper.

A stripper will get completely naked for you and show you her sphincter if you like. If you give her enough cash.

These naked waiter chaps just walk around the venue serving drinks all night with fat old birds propositioning them every ten minutes.
Thus speaks the voice of experience, still regretting your career choice? biggrin
Don't knock it. Some people enjoy having cash pushed up their sphincter - well, a roll of fifty pence pieces might cause alarm, but(t) on the hole whole...

037

1,315 posts

146 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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jamest1988 said:
ArsE92 said:
A naked waiter is very different to a stripper.

A stripper will get completely naked for you and show you her sphincter if you like. If you give her enough cash.

These naked waiter chaps just walk around the venue serving drinks all night with fat old birds propositioning them every ten minutes.
so the only difference is the extent to which the cheeks are parted? is there a spread to overall width ratio at which is becomes unacceptable?
Brilliant!